The Happening Red Band Trailer: Can I Get A Ride To The Suicide Party?

By Gabe Delahaye / May 19, 2008

Just in case you thought M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening looked horrible, but might not be gross enough, red band trailer:

I don’t know why, but this red band trailer makes me laugh. “Claire?” It’s spooky and gross and everything, I’m not a monster, there’s just something so ridiculous about the guy lying down in front of his lawn mower, and also all the people hanging themselves from trees like so many pairs of tennis shoes thrown over telephone wires. At least they were very careful and made sure the ladders were sturdy before they went up there. I would hate to get ready to kill myself by hanging from a tree at a suicide block party only to discover that I died by falling off of a sloppily placed ladder. Also, SPOILER ALERT: I think John Leguizamo dies of emo poisoning.