MTV’s Exiled Is Your Birthday Present
MTV has a new show coming out this August called Exiled in which the aging failures of My Super Sweet 16 are sent to live in a house and find out what really happens when people stop being brats and start having to eat mud cakes. Here’s the trailer, guys, and it looks great:
You have to give MTV credit where credit is due. My Super Sweet 16 is an insufferable offense to mankind, and an advertisement for eugenics, which I used to think was a horrible program but My Super Sweet 16 opened my eyes. In the words of my friend Scott, just because the Nazis did it, doesn’t mean it can’t be done right. But when MTV closes a door on your face, they open a window that leads to a Schadenfreude paradise. The only thing that would make this show better is if Bear Grylls taught you how to eat these brats to survive in the wilderness.
Imagine that, except the dead sheep is wearing a tiara and complaining that its new Hummer only has four DVD players mounted on the dashboard. So good.
Exiled premieres August 25th, at 10:30 PM.