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Rogue Movie Poster Asks The Tough Questions

Gabe Delahaye | April 17, 2008 - 1:22 pm

Um, pretty fast. I mean, like, normal fast? I can swim … I guess I don’t really understand the question. I’ve never used a stopwatch or anything, but I definitely think of myself as an OK swimmer, if that’s what you mean. I wasn’t on a swim team. People who were on swim teams I’m sure can swim faster than me, but then you figure professional swimmers can swim faster than people who were on swim teams, you know? Everything’s relative. There’s always someone faster than you I guess. What’s that? Oh, can I swim fast enough through a shallow, overgrown swamp to escape the rotting jaws of a prehistoric sized alligator. No. Nope. No, I can’t swim that fast. THANK YOU FOR ASKING.