Marilyn Monroe Sex Moviefilm Described On Old People Morning Show
Me: There’s a Marilyn Monroe sex tape.
Friend: No, they didn’t have video back then. It would be a sex “film”
Me: Yeah, it’s the Zapruder film of sex tapes.
Friend: Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
Meet Keya Morgan. Memorize his face. If you see him walking down the street, follow him home, because he
has oh come on totally made a copy of and still has the Marilyn Monroe sex tape film. Keya was on the Early Show this morning (good get, Early Show!) basically dragging everyone involved through the mud (JFK, RFK, alleged prostitutes) while describing the tape none of us will ever see and will soon forget about. My favorite part is when he apologizes for saying “phallus,” and when he talks about how the man involved was wearing a hat (euphemism?). Watch it here (via Radar).