A reader writes in…

From: Tracey
Sent: Wednesday, September 28, 2005 2:15 PM
To: Stereogum
Subject: Britney Strike?

Scott, your non-indie snob readers with a sense of humor want their Britney update. Did I miss it?

If you haven’t gotten this 500 times already, here are blurry pictures of Brit, K-Fed, and the Unluckiest Baby In Celebrityhood.

I’m not convinced that the person in the end photos are actually Kevin, but if it is, he’s got quite the spare tire to work off, and what’s with the man bun?

Also, the comments, emoticons, and embedded photos from the fans are just as golden as the Brit photos.

Thanks Tracey, you’re right — we’ve got our heads so far up Wolf Parade’s ass we almost forgot to keep an eye out for these. Good luck with life Sean!

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Comments (136)
  1. kasia  |   Posted on Oct 22nd, 2005

    Is it just me or does almost every single person on this board need a long lesson in grammar and spelling? Reading some of these posts is like reading the inane ramblings of a 6 year old who doesn’t quite know how to thread together sentences yet.

  2. kasia  |   Posted on Oct 22nd, 2005

    Is it just me or does almost every single person on this board need a long lesson in grammar and spelling?

  3. slacker  |   Posted on Oct 22nd, 2005

    OMG…..hope the baby does’nt turn out looking like either of the parents, or even act spoiled like his momma! Like people say, money makes you look good no matter what!!! grow up people and get a life, life does not envolve around britney?

  4. thegoodstuf  |   Posted on Oct 22nd, 2005

    What a bunch of youngin’s as you display such infantile behavior. Grow up all of you. Find something of worth to get involved with. Get a life.

  5. sommer  |   Posted on Oct 22nd, 2005

    so somehow i came across the stolen pictures on this one website that i have no idea how i got there and i saved them so now i have the pictures of brits photoshoot for people…..the baby is ……cute……the pics were still small and not that clear but sean just looks really small?…anyways i guess im gonna keep then private do to the threats and stuff…im not tryin to get sued or anything …lol….but whatever…if anyone has any questions just e-mail me …sassy682@hotmail.com

  6. MIMI  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2005

    WELL SASSY CAN U EMAIL THEM TO ME AT QNZMIMI718@YAHOO.COM I WANNA SEE HOW HE LOOKS

  7. natalie  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2005

    is there anymore of those stolen pictures of the child with britney?

  8. Y’all are really simple minded people. Why are you searching and wanting pictures of Britneys baby? Hes a BABY!! Leave them alone and let them have peace.
    LL

  9. Anna  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2005

    Poor sod!

  10. Alice  |   Posted on Oct 24th, 2005

    I’m agreed with u that we have to let them in peace but as a big Brit’s fan,I’m really curiouse about her life!
    I’m not goin’ ’til buggin’ her (never!) But I really want to have a lot of Sean Preston’s pictures.
    And if it’s possible to have him in poster “of course,I buy it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He is sooooooooooo cute and looks more like Brit than Kevin.

  11. chuthatismychu  |   Posted on Oct 24th, 2005

    ^^, how cute. hope they don’t miss the kid life up. but knowing them they wont. i really don’t like her music but, happy to see she got her baby. good luck to ya, ^_^.

  12. Emma!  |   Posted on Oct 25th, 2005

    Awww! I know britney will never, well… most probably never read this but…….
    id just like to say!!
    i really love you! and i think you are going be one kick ass mum! and i think you and kevin are great together.
    I use to be a rel big fan of your music, but.. i seem to have drifted into rock. heavy stuff. but i still love your stuff, and you!
    thanks
    love emma, wales. UK xxxxxxx

  13. hope  |   Posted on Oct 29th, 2005

    hey britney i really want to see your baby coz i am a big fan of u and it isent fare if we cant see wot you brought in to the world you cant hide him for eva . i think you will be da best mum in the world and k-fed you will be da best dad in da world . i love ya all and britney can you give sean a big kiss for me cya for now
    lots
    of
    love
    hope xoxoxoxoxoxoxox *kiss * *kiss *

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  15. rebecca  |   Posted on Nov 1st, 2005

    i am happy for you brit now that you have a kid it might be what you always wanted in life stick with it. good luck??????????

  16. nikki  |   Posted on Nov 1st, 2005

    i love the name brit your doing good fo a first timer right on

  17. Britney  |   Posted on Nov 1st, 2005

    This isnt the best pic but its still brit So Good Luck

  18. britany- you look awsome and i love you your beautiful. and to all yall trashin her yall need to leave her and her baby alone. just let her live her life.

  19. gasdgasg  |   Posted on Nov 4th, 2005

    fuck you

  20. losers  |   Posted on Nov 7th, 2005

    all of you are LOSERS.. you have nothing better to do than sit around and talk about someone elses life, meanwhile.. theres nothing going on with your own… britney should lose some weight??? i bet all of you are fat short blemish faced bitches who cant keep their trap shut… you think britney sits around reading shit about you ?? fuck no she doesnt give a fuck about what your doing, so why dont you leave her alone, let her raise her child, and enjoy her marriage.. come back and talk after you all have had number 1 hits, made millions, had a baby, and got married.. thats right.. you guys will never be able to come back.. cause NONE of you will ever achieve it!! go to school and worry about yourselves.. god knows none of you can spell or type worth a shit.

  21. Ruby  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    Hey britney just wanted to write just in case you read this dont listen to all the bull crap that people write about you i have 2 daughters and i’am only 24 me and you are in the same age it’s hard but it’s all worth it in the end let people talk the only reason they talk shit it’s b-cuz they have a mouth and they dont have any thing better to say, your a regular person like any one else and i know it bother’s you alot shit it would bother me just pick up your head and dont let people try to ruin your beautiful life with you and your beautiful baby enjoy every moment.:)

  22. Kayla Ayers  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2005

    hey britt i am yur biggest fan ask my momshe will even tell u i am 13 reall i wont 2 b yur friend i wont 2 get 2 no u better in real life i wish i could see yur baby my aunt is haveing her first baby on november 23,2005 that is her first baby ever she is 24 yaers old and had at least 4 miss carages if not then 5 well i wont to become yur biggest fan and hang put some time I live in troupsburg New York 14885 well i wont to get to now u and i think that if u ever have the time you to can wright me back my e-mail addres is kayla_bear101@yahoo.com and plz wright back i am dieing to get to no you

  23. jessica  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2005

    felicitation

  24. amanda  |   Posted on Dec 2nd, 2005

    oh my god u lot r freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    live your own lives

  25. mikevia WILLIAMS  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2005

    i THINK SHE SHOULD KEEP ON DOING WHAT SHE DO
    I THINK THATS REALLY GANGSTA OF HER DONT CARE WHAT NO ONE THINKS.FUCK ALL THEM STUCK UP STUPID ASS HO:S

  26. amber armstrong  |   Posted on Dec 27th, 2005

    wow britney you look great and i dont think you had any surguries i know you lost it all on your own. Dont listen to every thing you read and keep your head up and be happy you have a beautiful son and thats the best thing in the world. good luck

  27. i think britneys baby sean preston is adorable i cant wait until my baby boy comes to! britney u rock

  28. Tara  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2006

    Hey Brittany,

    What’s up? I think that your oldest son Sean is pretty cute. When can we start seeing your youngest baby. How did you manage to have your boys a year apart? You & kevin must of been pretty busy
    after sean was born are you gonna try for a girl? How manny more
    kids you gonna have hey good luck with your babys & continue to be the best mom to those babys. Best Wishes!

  29. Tara  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2006

    Hey Brittany,

    What’s up? I think that your oldest son Sean is pretty cute. When can we start seeing your youngest baby. How did you manage to have your boys a year apart? You & kevin must of been pretty busy
    after sean was born are you gonna try for a girl? How manny more
    kids you gonna have hey good luck with your babys & continue to be the best mom to those babys. Best Wishes!
    To all those rude ass people you all must have no life sitting around talking about shit you all don’t no about.

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  31. brooke  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2006

    i love sean preston he’s the cutest thing in my life!!!!!!!!!!

  32. i love sean preston he’s the cutest thing in my life!!!!!!!!!!

  33. i love sean preston he’s the cutest thing in my life!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Michelle 18 uk.  |   Posted on Nov 26th, 2006

    Poor britney, i hope she can cope without kevin now that they are getting divorced. I hope they can sort everthing out without going through their solicitors. Cant wait to hear some new music from brit. Good luck to her for her career and raising her two little boys Sean Preston and Jayden James.

  35. Michelle 18 uk.  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2006

    It seems im following im Britneys footsteps, Im getting divorced,I just wish i had been married for 2 years like her and not 5 months :( .

    Is anyone visiting this site? No recent postings ecept mine lol.

  36. Michelle 18 uk.  |   Posted on Dec 19th, 2006

    Wow I was tired the night i posted that last comment. I cant believe that I made two mistakes. Any way brits looking much happier now but I really want to see what Jayden looks like but no sign of the pics yet. I bet he looks just like Sean but smaller :) .

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