Last night, Father John Misty shared a new song called “Total Entertainment Forever,” which begins with the lines “Bedding Taylor Swift every night inside the Oculus Rift/ After mister and the missus finish dinner and the dishes.” You may recall that this isn’t the first time someone has written a controversial lyric about having sex with Taylor Swift, and, believe it or not, a lot of people had a lot of things to say about the line. One of those people was Josh Tillman himself, who characteristically had quite a bit to say in a new interview with Exclaim!:
Human civilizations have been entertaining themselves in disgusting ways all through human history — I mean, whether it’s lighting Christians on fire, or whatever. We have to consider that maybe there are ways in which we entertain ourselves now that are equally as disturbing. I think that that’s important — to not assume that everything about the way we live is the direct product of progress.
The fact of the matter is, I don’t want that to happen to Taylor Swift. That is the worst thing I can think of; that is so horrible. But again, this plays into progress, where like, the internet was supposed to be this new democracy, a utopia of information where everyone had a voice and we were all interconnected, and we would experience true democracy — and it turned into pornography, followed only by outrage. The tools represent some kind of technological advancement, but if we can’t act like more than angry ecstasy freaks with the most advanced technology in the world, then how much have we really progressed?
And if you don’t think that this virtual reality thing isn’t going to turn into sex with celebrities, then you’re kidding yourself. That face recognition stuff? I mean, there are people working on it right now. It’s absurd. Someone sitting with this headset on, you know? Oh God, it’s just, how many different ways do human beings need to masturbate?
So on the album there are more than a few songs where I’m saying ‘Is this progress? Like, is this really what progress looks like?’
See, Father John Misty doesn’t really want to sing about having virtual reality sex with Taylor Swift. It’s just, like, you know. Progress.
Anyway, this is just the latest installment in the saga of Father John Misty and Taylor Swift. Back in 2015, he jokingly covered Ryan Adams’ covers of Taylor Swift and then took them down, and it became a whole big thing. Also, he once saw a Taylor Swift concert on acid and described the experience thusly: “She fully impregnated my dilated soul with her ideology.”