Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

It’s Kendrick’s week (sorry Buckingham McVie). We pored over the DAMN. tracklist and the features, offering extra speculation about that unlikely U2 collab (which works! … don’t doubt KDot!). We considered the odd graphic design of the cover, then LeBron teased us with his Instagram Story. Our Comment Party started early too, a few hours before DAMN. officially started streaming. Today we learned who Bekon is and delivered a premie evie in time for the weekend. Tl;dr There’s no incorrect songwriting on the damn thing. Have a good Friday and check back here late Easter Sunday for the Kung Fu Kenny Takes Coachella livestream.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  raptor jesus
Score:27 | Apr 11th

I only listen to burned CD-Rs (or the new Pallbearer) in my car.

I make my own radio show.

I don’t like shit, I don’t go outside.

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#9  plastic pants
Score:28 | Apr 13th

So far my favorite thing about this album is how good it is.

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#8  dansolo
Score:30 | Apr 13th

Ur not

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#7  ReviloWerd
Score:35 | Apr 7th

feature
ˈfiːtʃə/
noun
1. a distinctive attribute or aspect of something.

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#6  donnytilla
Score:37 | Apr 9th

Sad to see young people throw away their lives like this.

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#5  mr. gruff the atheist goat
Score:37 | Apr 11th

In which he finally answers the eternal question “what’s a duckworth?”

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#3  scruffy
Score:40 | Apr 11th

Related: How much a duck cost?

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#2  inthedeadofknight
Score:44 | Apr 13th

Don’t upvote this, not trying to get the exact same SUD comment that Nico did. This shit is just sick as fuck and needs to be in here.

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#1  scruffy
Score:74 | Apr 11th

Weird. Filters and chainsmoking usually go together great.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#4  Joshlynn
Score:-14 | Apr 8th

white men should be unilaterally banned from speaking in public for as long as our current civilization lasts. fuck everything about this.

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#3 

Евгений Вахляев
Score:-15 | Apr 13th

Your bless shtick is getting annoying, mate.

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#2 

Rusty Roberts
Score:-19 | Apr 13th

more like UGH. am I right?

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#1 

Motas Kah
Score:-29 | Apr 7th

What you just wrote better be parody because it sounds fucking stupid as hell and if dumb LCD Soundsystem fans take the bait then you are the new master troll. LOL.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  plastic pants
Score:17 | Apr 11th

WELCOME TO BASS CAMP

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