Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This week we talked to Feist and Shamir. We reviewed Gorillaz and Charly Bliss. We remembered Prince and (sorta) got some previously unreleased songs of his. But more importantly Raffi beefed with the New P***os, Geraldo beefed with Kendrick, Eskimeaux beefed with Tanya Tagaq, and David Crosby (finally) beefed with Ted Nugent. Time to grab a Unicorn Frap, get in line for Record Store Day, and enjoy the quality comments below.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  WaterRat
Score:28 | Apr 14th

“Crime is increasing
Trigger happy policing
Panic is spreading
God knows where we’re heading”
-Marvin Gaye

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#9  cheap_suit_jr_jr
Score:28 | Apr 17th

If I were a skilled pickpocket I would turn it into a fun prank by swapping stranger’s phones so everyone has a chance to meet and befriend each other.

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#8  California
Score:28 | Apr 17th

Never relegate the Queen to backing vocals.

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#7  Scott Lapatine
Score:29 | Apr 16th

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#6  Scott Lapatine
Score:30 | Apr 14th

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#5  Tom Breihan
Score:32 | Apr 14th

This is my favorite comment in the history of this website.

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#4  ofmice
Score:33 | Apr 20th

Animal Farm doesn’t use the words “Stalin” or “Marx”, but still gets its point across pretty clearly.

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#3  blochead
Score:33 | Apr 14th

Sometimes it’s fun to be wrong as fuck.

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#2  raptor jesus
Score:44 | Apr 20th

Kid Rock just got engaged to the girl in the picture two days ago!

So don’t tell me you’re having a bad week. Because you’ll never have a, “Promise to marry Kid Rock / Meet Donald Trump” bad week.

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#1  blochead
Score:71 | Apr 20th

Never forget: Ted Nugent covered himself in his own shit to appear crazy so he could dodge the draft. Keep that in mind next time he starts his “I Love The U S A” bullshit. Hey Ted……….I served. Fuck you.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 

John Emos
Score:-19 | Apr 14th

I would think an obama endorsement is about the worst endorsement an artist can get.

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#4 

Jim Lillard
Score:-20 | Apr 20th

“I don’t want to give the most famous man on earth any more fame, particularly. He doesn’t need it!”

Does Damon believe being explicitly referenced in a Gorillaz song would have some sort of effect of Trump’s Fame? Maybe he was worried about being able to tour the US if there was a lot of anti-Trump stuff on there, but this seems like kind of a flimsy excuse. If the concept behind your album is a post-apocalyptic dance party, how are you going to remove references to the reason many people believe the end is near?

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#3 

John Emos
Score:-20 | Apr 14th

If anyone is a racist shitbag it’s you. I’m not racist at all but after looking through your comment history I would say you are the pot calling the kettle black.

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#2  GoodKid
Score:-20 | Apr 20th

Such a refreshing change happening in the WH. No more prostitutes Kardashians, drug dealers, criminals, blow jobs. WH finally looks clean.

God bless president Trump.

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#1 

Yelisey Bondarchuk
Score:-26 | Apr 20th

The author of the post seems to be even a higher cretine. Or is it a plausible way to write so politically-hate-charged news on a music site nowadays?

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

 

Joe Howse
Score:21 | Apr 14th

being a minor-league meme on a music blog was too much pressure for me and I collapsed in on myself like a dying star.

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