Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  cheap_suit_jr_jr
Score:31 | May 5th

Counterpoint: it didn’t sound good on paper either

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#9  bakedbeans
Score:32 | May 5th

I became a dad this past weekend. My wife gave birth to a very healthy baby girl. Baby Beans. Most of the cliches hold up pretty well. My world changed when she was born. Nothing matters now except for my family. I’m just happy she is healthy. Time just slips away when I am holding her. My baby is the cutest baby, cuter than all the others combined.

I am searching for the word, though, to express my simultaneous pride and embarrassment at maintaining opinions about new music throughout my first week as a father. Should I even have an opinion about the new Mac Demarco (his most refined yet)? Should I care that Miley Cyrus played herself, again? Should I be surprised the new LCD Soundsystem doesn’t hit the way I had thought it might? As a father, should I even find that poor Pikachu getting dragged off the stage funny? I need help with this, everybody.

The new Grizzly Bear song is amazing, really blew me away.
The baby loves Sufjan, William Tyler, Julien Baker, and DAMN.
PWR BTTM is the show I am most bummed to be missing because of my new baby because their album is wicked damn good.

I highly recommend dadhood, after one week. Can’t speak to momhood, but my wife seems to deeply enjoy and cherish it.

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#8  tapehissmakesmehappy
Score:32 | May 9th

I mean, to be fair, I never really understood the appeal of Kings of Leon for someone over the age of 14 either.

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#7  Max the King of All Wild Things
Score:34 | May 5th

Hell yeah, Great Aunt Joyce! Loving this support. We could all use a Great Aunt Joyce in our life, imo.

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#6  dototto
Score:34 | May 11th

they can’t deny it, because it will sound like they’re trying to silence the alleged victims; and at the same time if they don’t deny it they make it sound like an admission of guilt

it’s like check mate man

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#5 

doboba
Score:38 | May 6th

Lol, I meant “this *post*” in the third paragraph there.

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#4  cheap_suit_jr_jr
Score:40 | May 10th

In fact, most of them moved on to the 10th grade

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#3 

Darren Frye
Score:43 | May 5th

For the love of all that is holy will someone please give this entire family a reality show.

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#2  HartfordTheWhale
Score:43 | May 9th

MY TIME HAS COME.

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#1  meat
Score:45 | May 9th

the fucking internet

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  TelevisionMan
Score:-15 | May 5th

Can no indie artist write a banger ffs. I get mad at this site for covering awful shit like Future and Migos, but then these indie artist have five years and can’t write a fucking banger. So I’m like maybe these asshole stereogum writers are right to slurp awful rappers and pop artists. JFC one goddamn banger from an established indie artist, its all I ask for god.

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#4  dototto
Score:-16 | May 9th

all white dudes, smdh fam

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#3  Tom Breihan
Score:-17 | May 9th

5’10” is not tall, dude.

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#2  butterflysoup
Score:-18 | May 10th

cool, have fun treating your sickle cell anemia t-boz?

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#1  connielaw
Score:-20 | May 6th

would you like something to drink with that slutshaming?

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  urmommalies
Score:5 | May 11th

“Also, there was a song on that album about fucking and then going back to just being friends the next day that was extraordinarily helpful in conveying an essential truth to these girls.”

Yep, it taught me to not get my heartbroken. I am teaching this to my girls.
Once a girl is a woman then she is mature enough to handle that situation.
A teenage girl is NOT able to just got back to being friends the next day.

Teen boys need to stick to their dirty gym socks if they think it is all about them in the first place and can’t be bothered with a girl “after”.
To a teenage girl, it feels like a part of her has left and gone with him.
An adult woman is emotionally mature enough to know better.

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