Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

We may be on the brink of nuclear war, but with any luck we’ll make it ’til October to hear this new Beck album. Anyone got big weekend plans? I’ll be in my bunker with some Chipotle and Backstreet Boys — by comparison fire and fury won’t seem so bad.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Dick Litman
Score:24 | Aug 4th

I’m 99% sure J Tillman, Win Butler, and James Murphy are in the same book club.

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#9  Albinosaur
Score:25 | Aug 10th

That ain’t ribs.

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#8  Albinosaur
Score:25 | Aug 4th

Shat trick?

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#7  biomusicology
Score:27 | Aug 4th

They’re just following the tradition

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#6  SHC1251
Score:28 | Aug 4th

Looks like a Powerpoint slide that took about 6 seconds to make

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#5 

Doris Montgomery
Score:29 | Aug 4th

thanks i was nervous but the crowd really helped me get into the moment. always love playing fyf

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#4 

Kevin Geary
Score:29 | Aug 4th

Did they just read Infinite Jest?

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#3  dipshitposter
Score:30 | Aug 4th

the longer i stare at this album cover, the more i seem to receiving these weird christian rock vibes from it

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#2  ironburl
Score:30 | Aug 4th

I think raising the price of a life saving pill to $750 dollars proves he is a cartoon villain.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  roland1824
Score:-15 | Aug 10th

Ah, yes the old “truther” brand to dismiss any and all healthy skepticism. Taylor’s not the only SVU fan. Some of us like to deconstruct testimony and evidence as well.

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#4 

Adam Lubicz
Score:-16 | Aug 10th

This is why I laugh at SJW’s who think western society has a problem with equality. Go outside your bubble for a week and then tell me you wouldn’t want to come back to America again. People think being a Nationalist is evil and we will all stay the same. What do you say to the Nationalist that loves the melting pot scenario of America? That melting pot idea of western society is super liberal, but in todays climate Nationalism is evil. I don’t get it. When people come here LEGALLY and want to assimilate thats GREAT, thats America. The problem is when the illegal immigration is allowed then everybody loses.

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#3 

Wayne Cordova II
Score:-21 | Aug 4th

I believe we have all the evidence in front of us and just because it looks like a suicide doesn’t mean it is, now I say this not because I want to believe he didn’t but because being someone like him who does suffer and has tried to comment suicide and deal with pretty much the same thing I know how depression works but look back at his friends death one never have I heard of a chair or ladder being used and you can’t just hang yourself and die with being able to touch the ground you would stand up it would be like holding your head under water to drown yourself you just can’t and for 9 broken ribs yes durning cpr you can break a couple but not 9 and with this head wound behind his head how that happen because if he did it he wouldn’t be hanging himself probably would of knocked him out and what about cameras ? You know all hotels have them why has nothing been brought up about that? Yeah doesn’t had up and for Chesters death no chair or ladder being said and only a half drank bottle no drugs no notes for either of them which I believe Chester would of at least left one for his family and friends st least saying sorry that he couldn’t deal with it anymore but nothing and with all you hear he was looking to his future and faced his self and his wife being his rock and saving him. Having a photo shoot that morning and a tour set up yeah don’t think he just killed himself because nothing adds up right and normally there’s signs you just don’t go and comment suicide I know. There also was something else that made no sense to me his band mate was on his way to pick him up for a photo shoot then why was there a driver there to pick him up? Weird huh either people been paid off or someone is to scared to really say what happen because of there own life because if you really get into all of this deeply and think about it nothing really adds up and should be really looked into better for the love of his wife, family, and friends. We shouldn’t be able to pick and choose who can get away with shady stuff and who can’t.

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#2  MC Donalds
Score:-21 | Aug 8th

Could be worse, I remember a story when I was younger about someone being injected with AIDS at a Metallica concert in Vegas. There’s a joke in there somewhere.

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#1  roland1824
Score:-24 | Aug 10th

Sure, but your garden variety random drunken ass grab at a concert is a different animal than what is being alleged here. We are being asked to believe that this guy grabbed her ass in a brightly lit room with several onlookers while being photographed.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  false-horizon
Score:13 | Aug 10th

Can we just have a new, amazing Fever Ray album instead?

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