Posse: (What you want Natalie?)
Portman: To drink and fight!
Posse: (What you need Natalie?)
Portman: To fuck all night!
Kids who look up to her, Nat raps, “can suck my dick!”
Even Lazy Sunday haters will love Saturday Night Live‘s latest inevitable YouTube sensation.
UPDATE: Video! Somebody sign this chick.
UPDATE 2: NBC apparently got tired of all the YouTube removal requests. Watch it here.
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Really big HD Xvid version.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6OFDRT2L
Normal WMV version.
http://rapidshare.de/files/14859039/Portman_Rap.wmv.html
Hope these help.
Q: How many nerds does it take to get the lyrics right?
A: Who gives a rat’s ass? The video is lame.
Natalie says “getting head while I’m swervin”. Look at the clip. It’s obvious. The “coo” sound is part of an “ooh” sound effect used to censor the real word. One of you has problems reading lips and tried to insert the word “high” instead of “head”.
Also you have the opening line wrong.
CP says: “We’re sitting” here today with film star Natalie Portman.
CP, for someone who hates the video so much, you sure seem to know it pretty well.
1. no rappers do cocaine? none?
i heard a gangsta rap yesterday CALLED “cocaine” that mentioned the rapper’s sale of AND use of cocaine, not crack. the word “yay” is used at least twice.
2. using generalisations may make you feel smart, but it makes you seem stupid.
3. shut up, doppletwo.
The majority instances of “yay” in gangsta rap are about selling crack.
It’s “snorted all the Yay”
‘Yayo’ was slang used for powder cocaine in “Scarface”, but in rap lyrics it’s used for most any drug traffic.
Reading about a bunch of nerds trying to get the lyrics right is almost as funny as the video. Reminds me of this movie quote, that I submit for your amusement:
“I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We’re looking up ‘money laundering’ in the dictionary!”
One more lyrical reference in the song is from Snoop Dogg’s “DP Gangsta” featuring C-Murder
To all my bitches, I know your jocking my crew
[Girls]
We want to fuck you C
[C-Murder]
I want to fuck you too
So, I count three so far… Eazy-E’s “No More ?’s”, Snoop Dogg’s “DP Gangsta” and Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “My Posse’s On Broadway”
If you like that, go for the real hardcore:
Black Nasty
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I liked the Natalie Portman part, but Chris Parnell & the Retarded viking guy can go away. Chris Parnell is not funny. His rap/singing skits all are lame. Remember him singing about Demi Moore when Ashton was on & it became more about how if he were gay, he’d go for Ashton? Or his rap about Jennifer Garner when she was on? He’s a one trick pony with a bum leg.
I saw this clip a few days ago on the nbc website, but my sound wasn’t working and I had to reformat the harddrive and reinstall the sound programing, but that’s not the point. The point is that I worship the ground that Natalie Portman walks on so just getting to see her was a treat enough for me.
scene it been, the babe can kick wax the back of me check, f£$8 hott’ie… she been all off that!! shame she gott everybody’s computer crashing. DAMN,,, what next has she got on the re’load.. the viser on my blast sheild,, say’s look what natalie’s got…. damn. she one crazy b&*$h,, i’m adjust tired off.. entertaining my minds ideas… what is it to get that closer to her… the way she’d move a little heart beat, then wind my ear drums,, love the TIME…just catching the little beat…. damn, baby my hearts gonna explode inner minutes,, 88 is my number… damn
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