Paul McCartney and Heather Mills McCartney announced today they’re getting divorced, after nearly four years of marriage. They’re blaming the media of course. Paul’s worth $1.5 billion, but he didn’t have Heather sign a prenup, despite Kanye’s insistence.
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oh sh¡t. no prenup? crap.
landmines and fur? sorry…i can’t help but wonder what the hell.
i would blame it on the fact that she’s a pirate
I thought they split cos he wouldn’t let her play keyboards on his last album.
Dang media, always screwing things up. Imagine how much simpler Paul’s life would have been without the annoying media reporting on his activities.
it’s all yokos fault. somehow
The liberal media is literally destroying the institute of marriage.
Stella’s work is done.
Yeah, I don’t know how they managed to live with the media following them around all the time. I mean, they were on the cover of US Weekly every other week. And who can forget the many references to them on Best Week Ever as Peather? Haha, good times.
Oh wait, that never happened…
I know its petty, but I once broke up with a girl becasue she had really stubby legs. Like a little girl. and I woke up everyday thinking “god- these legs really freak me out”. I can only imagine what a wooden leg would do for a guy.
Jack, love knows no legs.
What, no mp3 of “We Can Work It Out” ?
I don’t think she will go for the money, doesn’t seem her style.
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What has three legs and lives on a farm?
“About Fucking Time”
Who gets custody of the prostetic?
That’s better than a one legged bitch in an ass kicking contest.
“Who gets custody of the prosthetic?”
LOL! That’s cold. And funny as hell.
No pre-nup? You would think after the Michael Jackson debacle he would have learned to protect his earnings a little better. Either way, I don’t think Paul will be living off of Ramen Noodles any time soon.
Welcome to fame.
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