Hope you’re not eating lunch.
Yeah, I realize this is yesterday’s “news.” You guys are supposed to e-mail me when Britney does something stupid!
why are you doing this to us
I think I want to die.
this is proof that baby jesus exsits and lives on as a dinosaur that lives in the lightwaves we percieve. he flys from the source of the image into our retinas… eating away at the stringy part of our souls.
staring nicolas cage and… masterblaster.
Today’s posts define exactly why we love Stereogum–seriously: Sufjan Stevens, check. Britney Spears, check. Canadian indie rock, check. Brandon Flowers, check. 90′s indie rock disappointment, check. Nudity and hipster erotica, check and check.
What more could we ever ask for?
And I love how indifferent Bazaar appears to be. Oh, sure, we’ve got Britney. Pregnant and without clothes. But look at the other things we have that are so much more important!
NSFW? NSFALOD (Not Safe For Anything Living Or Dead)!
Well, as if we needed further proof that her nipples point to the floor, instead of straight out.
seems somewhat against the consensual flow here but… i think she looks quite beautiful…
Something about her hair and the preggo belly make these look faker than the old “britney spears nude” pics that used to float around the internet. Oh well, I’d still give her a go.
why couldnt she have done this before she went all redneck and pregnant?
Holy Photoshop, Batman!
Seriously. the dixie chicks are mocking the extreme use of photoshop.
By the way, anyone know where the cellulite filter is in photoshop.
anyone else find it ironic that the biggest headline on the cover is “nothing to wear?: 487 best new ideas inside”?
wow, such bad airbrushing!
she looks hella sexy! wowsers!
id tap that
Just thought I’d let you know that several other websites who posted these photos yesterday are already receiving notices of legal action from Bazaar. Be careful. I wouldn’t want to lose Stereogum.
Remember when she wasn’t disgusting?
^^ She’s not disgusting, she’s “country”.
I think the one with the black dress looks great, actually. The rest are a bit weird in my opinion…but nice photos. I’d just advise her to lay off the Mystic tan…she looks weird being all brown.
i think she’s kind of hot. i hope i look that good preggers.
the bearskin rug one is filling my ovaries with glee.
that’s a lot of airbrush work…yikes!
ok, i don’t see what the hell is so wrong with a naked pregnant woman, all you superficial assholes need to see the beauty in nature, not the sluttiness in britney. she’s just pregnant, it’s not a cancerous tumor!
She actually looks pretty sexy. Granted, the photoshopping is of the extreme variety… But if she actually looked like that in real life, I would hit it six ways from Sunday. While pregnant. Too bad it’s an airbrush pipedream.
Cellulite filter: lol
Then again she’s talking about she wants the Press to leave her alone, but she there posing nude. Weird might we say.
I didn’t know that Britney Spears was an American Indian.
Looks like they didn’t even take photos of her – they just airbrushed the pictures from scratch, if thats possible. What do you think it would take for Spears to realise no one cares?
Obviously if no one cared they wouldn’t be posting pages of comments about her :)
Again, nice pics
I bet she wishes she looked that good while pregnant, too.
anyone know if kate moss ever posed nude while preg?
pete doherty is my jesus
She had a nude portrait done while pregnant. It wouldn’t make it to the cover of Bazaar.
She looks like Katie Holmes, except without the dead-staring eyes of the brainwashed. I like, she seems happy.
in the black dress and the sweater coat thing, she looks as worldly and sophisticated as she should be at this point in her life.
unfortunately, I believe the knowing look in her eye to be a random occurrence/trick of the camera…’cause she just can’t seem to stop herself from being a total fucking disaster. poor thing.
she looks gorgeous, though. you all sound so surprised that pics in a fashion magazine would be photoshopped within an inch of their lives. if you’re looking for reality, stop suckling at the giant teat of media for a minute and step outside to rejoin humanity, already in progress.
this continues to prove my predictions of Britney’s future are coming true… first the quickie marriage and divorce, then a second marriage, then a baby, then posing nude, then posing REALLY nude (as in Hustler), then the cocaine habit, then the divorce, then the second baby with daddy unknown, then on tour as a “featured performer” at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Clubs, then rehab, then relapse, then on tour giving lap dances at Hustler Clubs, then hustled out to Mexico or Thailand as a “former pop star/junkie/whore”… then Trivial Pursuit answer…
by my calculations, I’ll be getting my lap dance from Britney around the time she hits 30… 35 at the latest…
I want to do her.
any idea where i can find that third picture in a 1024 x 768 resolution??
i need new desktop wallpaper..
Not 1024 but bigger photo at http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/2006/06/britney-spears-nude-harpers-bazaar-photos/
The photo you want is 1000×744. You need to click, and then click again until you can’t click on the image anymore!
Hey, here are even bigger ones, starting with:
The picture you want is 1500×1114 on this site.
I THINK SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, PREGNANCY IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. NO ONE SHOULD JUDGE ANYONE.
I think she looks very beautiful! pregnancy is a very special thing and i’m glad she can share it with others. baby bellys are so cute
pregnancy is beautiful but i dunno if anyone’s debating that.
what isn’t beautiful is that she’s a little girl that was never allowed to grow up on her own so she taking baby steps and stumbling as a mother herself.
if i wanted people to leave me alone, i wouldn’t follow up an in-depth interview with nude photos. it’s like she’s practically begging everyone to like her again.
kinda makes me sad for her.
what isn’t beautiful is that she’s a little girl that was never allowed to grow up on her own so shes taking baby steps and stumbling as a mother and wife instaed of ulattached twenty something.
WOW! That was uncalled for. SO not expecting that! Anyways, This is just for her to get some attention. Atleast its not anything BAD. She is trying to clear up her name for doing the bad stuff in her past, can you blame her? well, shes looks good, hopefully she can clean her slate, dont know how posing in the nude help that… oh well, good luck britney. Oh and horndog, you’re a horndog
she needs much sex it seems!
lol as much as i hate Britney i think her tan is beautiful and i like the dark hair look on her and the black dress is marvelous but lol what’s going on with the nakedness and the kid looks too much like that bum she calls his father
I think that she is absolutley stunning, and everyone needs to leave her alone…I think the only reason that she posed nude is because everyone is making her out to be a fat cow and she obviously is NOT! Good for you Brit! hey if you don’t do what make you happy nobody else will…..
I think that she is absolutley stunning, and everyone needs to leave her alone…I think the only reason that she posed nude is because everyone is making her out to be a fat cow and she obviously is NOT! Good for you Brit! Hey if you don’t do what make you happy nobody else will…..
holey shit shes sexy
holly fuck she is sexy!id love to do her in bed! i rub her boobs and fuck her up!
I think everyone should leave her alone. no mother is perfect. she has made mistakes but so does everyone else. she looks beautiful.. sean will grow up as a very loved and happy beautiful boy.. no one should ever criticise a mothers love.. all you people are just jealous you dont look that good, and that you cant get your pic on the cover of a mag..
Ok So she look’s good in thease pic’s being pregnant with secound child and all but, can u say airbrush in the pic’s I’ve seen with her and whatever his name is she looks like crap! You can’t tell me she doesn’t have a strech mark she is hudge and um what’s up with the black hair? It looks bad on her.
Does no one notice that the moles in each picture change places????? Like, look at the one with the sweater/bear attacking picture…..left hip….then the one below it (the rump roast shot) were did the mole go? Hide and seek???
Anyways, I guess my real question is…..do the people behind this photo think we (the public) are blind and can not see that britney’s arms are bigger than her thighs in these photos….that her belly is about 3 times the size they depict???? I mean pregnant women are beautiful…. why do you have to fake it???
If she is looking for an image re-vamp…..instead of these fake “photoshop things” think about washing your feet, putting on some shoes when going into restrooms….so you can avoid picking up trash and disease….like “K-fed”….and may I suggest some proactive?!?!?!…. I bet she could make a $hit load doing that advertising!!!!!
I am not satisfied. I want to see her nipples and her pussy ass to get my rocket into it and give her a good fuck. Hope she will suck it.
U son of bitch go to hell………..
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She looks good and very glowy AAAAND very DARING…you would catch Me doing a pose like that…TOO COY…PERSONALLY, I have nothing against that Pose…there a nudity pose that I really get disgusted…this of Britney, Nice.
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She looks good and very glowy AAAAND very DARING…you wouldn’t catch Me doing a pose like that…TOO COY…PERSONALLY, I have nothing against that Pose…there are nudity pose that I really get disgusted…this of Britney, Nice.
it is really hot
i think she looks beauiful!!! my fav is the one with her in the black dress and holding her son!
there are other stars that posted nude on covers? and no one said shit!!! leave her alone and get a life! shit when i was preg and had the money to do it i would have! preg. women are sexy!
Britney is sexy… so r pregnant women… i happen to love these pics…
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