The Scissor Sisters’ forthcoming Ta-Dah (9/26) will be available as a Deluxe Edition with an extra disc of bonus tracks:
1. “Hair Baby”
2. “Almost Sorry”
3. “Transistor”
4. “Making Ladies”
5. “Contact High” (Demo)
6. “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’” (Paper Faces Remix)

Wait, it gets better: rumor has it the band will perform its hot new single on ABC’s Dancing With the Stars next month.

Holy shit! Will we get to see Tucker Carlson shake his ass to “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’”? The new season also features Monique Coleman, Sara Evans, Willa Ford, Vivica A. Fox, Harry Hamlin, Joe Lawrence, Mario Lopez, Shanna Moakler, Emmitt Smith and Jerry Springer.

According to this video, Joey Lawrence has a career again ’cause he shaved his head. Totally unfair that he’s in ABC’s competition. We already know he’s an amazing dancer.

Elsewhere, wearescissorsisters.com tells you your “Scissor Sisters Name.” The answer is spits out is totally random. And thus, pointless.

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Comments (13)
  1. Doesn’t Tucker Carlson hate the gays or something? I mean he’s a republican…

  2. I really hope someone gets him to say “whoah.”

  3. Is he the dude with the bowtie?

  4. Yeah, he’s the dude with the bowtie. Remember, Jon Stewart called him a dick on Crossfire. That was good stuff.

  5. Harry  |   Posted on Aug 23rd, 2006

    Damn, is that the Joey Lawrence video they debuted following an episode of Blossom? I had forgetten that Joey was repping Philly to the fullest.

    But how weird is it that dude had to bite so much of Gerardo’s steez?

  6. Tucker Carlson wears a bowtie, but only Pee-Wee deserves the title The Dude with the Bow-Tie

  7. Wow. How did we all make it through the 90s?

  8. I always think of that episode of Seinfeld where Russel Dalrymple had to fly to LA because “there was a crisis on the set of Blossom.” Heh.

  9. In the video did Joey throw a football then catch it himself? Does anyone remember an episode of Blossom when Joey wore one of those leather pendants with an outline of Africa on it? That showed mad elevated consciousness on his part or perhaps on the part of his character, ‘Joey.’ I got to give up a big ‘werd’ to Harry–I had been giving props to the Fresh Prince for throwing Philly up on the map, when it was really Joey. Peace!

  10. Ricardo  |   Posted on Aug 23rd, 2006

    Sounds like someone secretly has the Blossom 4 season DVD set (ian)

  11. Bryan Naruto  |   Posted on Aug 23rd, 2006

    joey lawrence is still a 100x better than james blunt and saosin

  12. Matt  |   Posted on Aug 25th, 2006

    WHAT THE FUCK? TUCKER CARLSON ON DANCING WITH THE STARS IS A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE.

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