On this unintentionally hilarious new single, the Madden bros prove they can spit monotone rhymes about luxury brands with the best of them. (And by “them” we mean no one you want to listen to.)

We’re told it’s intended “for the club,” so expect GC’s MySpace to host a dozen or so remixes in the coming weeks. Wonder how it’ll go over in the ghetto.

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Comments (69)
  1. lonetallow  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    It sounds like Cake.

  2. bryan  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    It sounds like The Faint.

  3. The vocals do, yeah. Very Cakey. And there are a few seconds in the chorus (the ahhh ahhhs) that hint at potential Killers-like superpop. Otherwise, thumbs dizzown.

  4. Sean  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    This isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever heard…but it’s just such random drivel. I do like the ‘a-ha’s though.

  5. Mark Swiderski  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    Here’s hoping the phrase “underage horse-face” appears in the lyrics.

  6. george  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    i really can’t decide if it’s awful or awesome. perhaps “awfulsome”, to quote mr tom scharpling.

  7. Mike  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    So bad, I guarantee it’s a hit. I won’t be able to get a boner for a week.

  8. Hologram  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    This does sound like The Faint…in a gross way.

  9. a is for applebits  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    Oh my god…you’re all right. It’s a bastardization of all three of those bands, and probably more…as if GC couldn’t suck more. But I suppose it’s better than it sounding exactly like one of their other (equally sucky) albums.

  10. scott, i’m sending you a bill in the mail for the reimbursement of the time i just spent listening to that song. wow.

  11. hakeem  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    i hope they die in a plane crash Lynyrd Skynyrd style.

  12. also  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    i like how the try to REP washington dc when they arent even from there. pathetic.

  13. Perhaps all their tattoo ink combined with their eyeliner and congealed in their bloodstream. But what about their hardcore punk fans — what will they do now that their beloved GC has gone all “club”? Only GC could name drop Louis Vuitton and brass knuckles in the same song.

  14. strobie  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2006

    He is calling you “DUDE!”

  15. Well, those gunning for “the worst lyrics composed of the year” must be relieved that the election’s been stolen… and by republicans again. It’s so bittersweet.

  16. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2006

    wow. i love GC and this SERIOUSLY sucks. now that they’ve gone all “club” or w/e. ….shoulda stayed w/ punk/rock

  17. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2006

    wow. i love GC and this SERIOUSLY sucks. now that they’ve gone all “club” or w/e. ….shoulda stayed w/ punk/rock

  18. Anonymous  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2006

    wow. i love GC and this SERIOUSLY sucks. now that they’ve gone all “club” or w/e. ….shoulda stayed w/ punk/rock

  19. alyssa  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2006

    wow. i love GC and this SERIOUSLY sucks. now that they’ve gone all “club” or w/e. ….shoulda stayed w/ punk/rock

  20. alyssa  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2006

    wow. i love GC and this SERIOUSLY sucks. now that they’ve gone all “club” or w/e. ….shoulda stayed w/ punk/rock

  21. Flor  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2006

    I LOVE Good CharlottE!!! ThE neW sonG (keep your hands off My girL) ROCKS!!!

  22. nikki  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2006

    its such a random song llf but i love random

    it rocks

  23. nikki  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2006

    its such a random song llf but i love random

    it rocks

  24. alyssa  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2006

    meh, the songs not that bad actually. ive listened to it like 50 times by now trying to determine my decision on wheter it rocks or it sucks.

  25. clare  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    I reckon this song rocks I’ve listened to it six million times, except I think they say “I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck and my chain”, i reckon the best bit is the a-ha bit it’s awesome.

  26. clare  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    i meant they say it to much lol

  27. dani  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    this song rox my sox. like i first heard it and i was like waht the helllll….. but then the 3 time i heard it i was like “ahh huhh, ahh huhhh, keep ur hands of my gir, keep ur hands of my girl” and so now the song is like on repeat on my ipod and i think that joel and benji did an awsom job trying to write a “CLUB SONG” coz i would dance to this song an a club but i would also pay to see good charlotte perform it live…

    so anyway… all u gc fans who dont like it, just listen to it a couple a times and mabey ull get used to it… but if ya dont, dont worry coz there new album should be hitting the shelves in feb some time and it should have some other stuff apart from “club music” on it.

    well gc rok and yer

  28. I heard this song once an twice an after that… I LOVED IT! dont care what u say…its awesome!

  29. a_BG_fan  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    well,ok when you listen to the song 4-5 times you get used to it but…THIS IS NOT GOOD CHARLOTTE!!! :’( please gys tell me the other songs from the album don’t sound like Keep Your Hands Off My Girl :( anyway this is GC and I’ll keep on listening to that song till I like it :P

  30. shinn  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    ive been following gc faithfully for years now.. and i didnt really expect this from them..im not really digging it but i guess it just needs time to grow on me ..i do agree with whoever said that it sucks so bad it will be a hit, the wrose songs usaly are…. i mean i love gc and all but this one isnt a hit in my book …

  31. Andrea  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    I really love GC, but this song is not good. I don’t hate it but.. just.. is no good
    i really hope more from them, trey’re a grear band.

    But obviosly I’ll hear their other song cuz I love them

  32. Oh my god this song is so bad I don’t think that the new album would be good…

  33. Oh my god this song is so bad I don’t think that the new album would be good…

  34. Maria  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    Hey! I love THIS SONG! iM TOTALLY INTO GC! Cant wait for the new album!!

    Loving their new sound…

  35. garbage, absolute pigshit

  36. xiomara  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    good charlotte es la mejor banda de todo el universo y el cosmos y la cancion esta super bacana ojala siguan asi son lo9 mejor y tambien todos apoyemos a las bandas de neo punk que el neo es lo mejor en musica
    I LOVE GOOD CHALOTTE
    I LOVE BILLY MARTIN, JOEL Y BENJI MADDEN, PAUL THOMAS Y CHRIS WILSON

  37. Mutia Harwati  |   Posted on Oct 1st, 2006

    yeah,first time i heard dis song,i didnt like but after i played it 2-3 times,i started to like it.I think,its good song and easy listening as well but I think it’s not Good Charlotte!!!!
    And I do not expect dis from GC guys,I wish the other songs from their fourth album will be better than dis.I’ll keep representing GC!!!!

  38. camden  |   Posted on Oct 3rd, 2006

    dude, whoever just said that this song sucks up at the top can die for all i care. This is now my new favorite song. So what if they went “club” or w/e.screw you loser. you have no taste.

    ROCK ON GC!!!!!!WOOOOH

  39. Kelly  |   Posted on Oct 3rd, 2006

    Seriously you guys don’t know what the hell your talking about, so what this isn’t typical gc, but too be honest i like it, its different, and they’ve managed to pull it off which is hard to do…And even Joel said that its not his fave track from the new album but it was just a bit of fun, him and benj experimenting. They rock whatever they produce,and at least their still together and trying new things togteher…unlike some so called bands who felt that they had to split to try different things *ahem blink182*, and both of their bands still sound like blink….so come on everyone and back GC

    xxx

  40. um. i like it.
    up yerrs.

    and fyi, they`re from maryland which so happens to be RIGHT next to washington, DC.
    so, basically, they ARE from DC.
    dumbass.

  41. um. i like it.
    up yerrs.

    and fyi, they`re from maryland which so happens to be RIGHT next to washington, DC.
    so, basically, they ARE from DC.
    dumbass.

  42. Shannon  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2006

    Welllll. If you guys think THIS is bad.. you’re in for a real treat. Rumor has it theyre doing one song with Fabulous and another with The Game on the new album.

    how they do that and still manage to put Avenged Sevenfold on the same album is still unknown, but it should be amusing.

  43. Christy  |   Posted on Oct 9th, 2006

    i love good charlotte and i personally love this song. oh, haters. if u hate gc so much, y listen to their songs? i mean u have a right to hate them, but y still listen? lovin’ the song though!

  44. Hi! i’m from buenos aires,Argentina
    and i really love good charlotte, and i like this song…not is BAD…it’s diferent but can be better.I don’t speak english too much and i can’t say everything.so…i wait for the next cd of good charlotte!!

    la cancion me gusta! es diferente y original…
    espero con ansias el proximo cd y pienso coprarmelo el mismo diaaaaa!!!

    chauuu
    bye*

    mikuu*

  45. mark  |   Posted on Oct 27th, 2006

    GUYS, THIS SONG TOTALLY BLOWS. ITS NOT EVEN A SONG, ITS SOMEONE ELSE. THESE GUYS ARE A JOKE. STOP WASTING YOUR TIME WITH GARBAGE AND START USING YOUR EARS. THANK YOU.

  46. andy  |   Posted on Oct 29th, 2006

    i really don’t think the reviews are split on this song because i’m pretty sure the positive comments are all just ironic.
    they have to be.

  47. sunnydlita  |   Posted on Oct 30th, 2006

    I agree with Andy. I missed this post the first time around and clicked on the link from the video post because I was curious that Stereogum readers would actually be split on a GC song. I’ve never seen so many typographical errors and general teengirlsquadness in a Stereogum comments section, so all those raves above have just got to be cringingly accurate parody. Either that, or whoever said kids were just finding Stereogum by googling “Good Charlotte” was right.

  48. I LOVE THIS SONG! i dont give a frick if u HATERS dont like it,but i do.I represent GC all the way!I think this song is soooo random and i love it!i like the part where he says she she she dont wanna talk about it he he he wants to fight about it me me i dont wanna fight about it! ROCK ON GC!WOOOP WOOP! :P

  49. I LOVE THIS SONG! i dont give a frick if u HATERS dont like it,but i do.I represent GC all the way!I think this song is soooo random and i love it!i like the part where he says she she she dont wanna talk about it he he he wants to fight about it me me i dont wanna fight about it! ROCK ON GC!WOOOP WOOP! :P

  50. The damn mp3 is not working..
    please re-link it.

  51. Angela  |   Posted on Nov 7th, 2006

    The link isn’t working. Could you pretty please reupload it?

  52. ashton and jeana  |   Posted on Nov 27th, 2006

    hey hey!! we dont wanna read comments we juss wanna c the video…yeah….u guyz r freakin awesome..were glad u went rap and we r soooo fuckin excited 4 the album!!buh-byes……o yeah benji we r gonna get married!!-love ashton & jeana!!

  53. martina  |   Posted on Dec 4th, 2006

    honestly,that’s not good charlotte….i can’t believe…you did that…i hate you!!! i loved you so much!what happend to meet my maker, we believe…to i just wanna live…….to hold on….i lived for you.for every moment..just to hear you….and this is not IT…jus’t isn’t you guys have changed….just not the same….what happend to wounded???and all so called “fans” that are listening to the song so many times just to like it, that’s not a gc fan….youre fake…like a groupie…you suck(oh..i need someoneto help me heal these wounds,i’m doing everything i should have….)this isn’t the band i loved so much….no…

  54. martina  |   Posted on Dec 4th, 2006

    think…good charlotte was a lie……….

  55. regina  |   Posted on Jan 14th, 2007

    I loved this song….its so diff from their other albums but its still GC!…..i like the edge it has to it….LOVE IT!!!

  56. Holi  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2007

    I loved this song from the moment i heard it. So what if it is different. Thats why people should love it. They had the balls to make a different sounding song, so big them up for doing so. If you truly loved gc then no matter what they did you would still like it. You are all very closed minded. Gc are awesome and will always be awesome. Btw this only goes for the people who don’t like it.

  57. Lola  |   Posted on Jan 29th, 2007

    gd charlotte are awesome!!!!! especially joel he’s soooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  58. chls  |   Posted on Feb 4th, 2007

    wth? the lyrics are idiotic, but for some reason it won’t get out of my head.

    comfort eagle ripoff, anyone?

  59. horse  |   Posted on Feb 5th, 2007

    its a gd song, bt ye tis not gc’s sound. to be honest thers been betta from them, bt i like the nu sound, and it is guna grow on me. still they cant touch lostprophets, no matter how hard they try

  60. shannon  |   Posted on Feb 5th, 2007

    i luv the song it great!!!!!!!!!!
    u guys rox

  61. i cant believe you guys are saying such bad things bout ‘keep your hands off my girl’ i think it is AWESOME!! i dont like GC but i love this song!! i usually go for MCR but this rocks!! =)

  62. Richard  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2007

    This “song” if you can call it that is fucking terrible. And seeing as I have to listen to it on the radio, i have heard it many times… it doesn’t grow on you. Now matter how many times you throw bullshit at someone, they’re not going to come to like the taste. GC, what happened?

  63. james pyett  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2007

    i think the song rocks, best one of there songs yet,the video could of been a bit better, all you emo goths depresive pricks that try to show your view in life when know one realy cares, your just sad and weird and need to get some day light ok, SHOP IN TOPSHOP IT RULES.

  64. Tokio Girl  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007

    Goel medden ????, ?????, ???, ?????!!!! I hate good Charlotte!!! They sucks bulls dicks!!!!!

  65. Leanne  |   Posted on Mar 9th, 2007

    Hey that “Tokio Girl” doesnt even know the right spelling of her home town. Well, they are japanese, so… so be it. But it sounds like she doesnt even know who those Good charlotte guys are! She doesnt know what she’s saying, so you better back off, go to the corner and kill yourself, okey?

  66. stacey  |   Posted on Mar 11th, 2007

    It makes me laugh time and time again on how all you ‘Punk Rock’ people get so upset when one of the so called ‘punk rock’ bands changes up their sound a bit. It is such a hoot to read your comments. I can just picture you all, you have not changed your style or attitude in years, not only do you look the same but you probably are still thinking the same thoughts that you had 6 years ago. Really, life is about change and growth, experimenting and figuring out who we are. If you adopt one style, think the same thoughts, do the same actions for your whole entire life, all i can say is that your existence must suck. NEWSFLASH, Good Charlotte were never a punk band, they are pop, so good news, if you liked the old GC, then you in fact do listen to pop music, and maybe there is room for change in your life. Cheerio!!! xo

  67. s@yNo2eM0  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2007

    EMO EXTREMISTS

  68. poop  |   Posted on Oct 30th, 2007

    dude this song rocks. it kicks buttcheeks.

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