On Saturday night, Frank from G4TV attended the party for Michael Ninn’s new porn movie, which features new Eddie Van Halen tunes:
“How awesome was this soirée, you wonder? Well, there were scantily clad and/or naked chicks everywhere, there were half-naked Cirque du Soleil-type performers doing acrobatics in and outside the house (see photo), there were guys on stilts walking around, there were rock stars and porn stars galore, there was an open bar, tons of great food and hor’s d’oeuvres, plus Eddie played a set of Van Halen songs with an all-star backing band, and later entertained a small room with a piano recital!”
That’s not a party! This is a party:
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Rikki Rachtman – where the fuck is that guy? I need him to return to earth to destroy MTV.
This has probably been mentioned elsewhere, but I’m not going to go back and read the comments on the three billion entries posted today (as I’m not going to go back and read those entries, either…)… but why has Stereogum stopped crediting posts? Busy branding, or emulating Idolator?
In a sign of the times, Rachtman is busy doing a weekly Nascar radio show (no joke.)