These days we don’t know what celebrity baby rumors to believe. Like, TMZ’s telling us that Brit & K-Fed’s new bundle of joy is not only not named Sutton, but is really a GIRL. So this news of Doherty/Moss offspring should be taken with a giant grain of salt. Or crack.
BUT, word from Doherty’s uncle is that the rehab habituals are prenuptually pregnant (and engaged). And the craziest part: Madonna’s already adopted it! We’ll leave the naming to the proud parents-to-be, but you’re invited to suggest baby nicknames. We’ll email the best reponse to Pete’s people. He’ll need reading material for his next court-ordered “vacation.”
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“Rehab”
Drug Money
Could you use a more vindictive and bitter tone next time you report on this subject, please?
pete’s a good dude who got caught up in a bad life style and is trying to make a mends. i know a kid who got hooked on heroin fucker was going to far rockway to buy the stuff. he got it sorted and now its cool. i wish pete and my childhood crush kate moss the best of luck.
James Frey
well, a baby makes everything better! yay!
I’ve got the perfect one–Charlie! (boy or girl)
um…Fucked Up?