We actually sorta like what we’re hearing of Sweet Escape (’cause the rest of the album features approximately NO yodeling), but holy shit does it have nothing on our love for her promo shots.
Why so sad, Stefani? Care to venture a guess? Well if ya do, we’ve got a free copy of Sweet Escape for the best answer. We’ll even have a box of Kleenex® sent to her in your name! And remember, it’s a contest, so make it yer answers good. Let’s hear ‘em! We’ll pick a winner Friday 11/17 at 6PM EST (that’s tomorrow!). The album will ship to the lucky Harajuku Lover on 12/5.
UPDATE: Someone took away her lollipop?! (Thanks A IV.)
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Gwen has realized that life married to Gavin and with his babies isn’t the universe-shattering life fufillment she envisoned it to be on approximately 27 No Doubt songs.
she discovered that while she wished it wasn’t true and even enlisted an entire marching band to help her believe, she was regardlessly a hollaback girl.
She heard that designer Vivienne Westwood has decided to cross over into the music world but has no plans to include a shoutout to Gwen and her L.A.M.B. line on any song.
Because she ate shit, thinking it was a banana.
She heard that designer Vivienne Westwood has decided to cross over into the music world but has no plans to include a shoutout to Gwen and her L.A.M.B. line on any song.
She is recalling touring with Blink-182 a few years back. Not only that, but the fact that No Doubt OPENED for Blink.
Because she ate shit, thinking it was a banana.
The Harajuku girls stole her clothes…
The Harajuku girls stole her clothes…
The Harajuku girls stole her clothes…
because she remembered right after the photo shoot that tears come from the inside corner of eyes.
because she remembered right after the photo shoot that tears come from the inside corner of eyes.
because she remembered right after the photo shoot that tears come from the inside corners of eyes
she just found out she couldn’t adopt a malawian baby.
because she discovered that everytime she yodels a swiss baby dies.
Good at a few things. Great at nothing.
She just realized that she guested on a moby and an eve song.
Obviously, only listening to Gavin’s new solo material could elicit such a reaction.
Someone did, in fact tell her. And it hurts.
Someone did, in fact, tell her. And it hurts.
She remembered that she licked moby’s head, and that there is video evidence of it.
obviously shes in tears because madonna didnt want the free L.A.M.B clothes she sent to her new kid david….she even accused her of tryin to gain free media attention from the deed…pooor gwen..
Because ‘those weren’t pillows?’
Darfur?
She’s the long-lost daughter of Rick Santorum and is distraught about her daddy losing his seat in the Senate.
Because no matter how hard she tries, she is not, has not or shall never be FERGALICIOUS.
She actually realized that her shit is bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S) and it’s pretty painful push whole bananas out of your anus, thus the tears.
She actually realized that her shit is bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S) and it’s pretty painful to push whole bananas out of your anus, thus the tears.
Without a doubt I have no doubt that she’s crying because she misses the comradery of No Doubt.
i’m pretty sure it has something to do with Tony Kanal.
Laguna Beach series finale. those kids learned a lot this season.
it’s all your fault, she screens her phone calls. beause no matter matter matter matter who calls, she has to scree-ahhh-eee-aaahh-eeeennn her phone calls.
britney and kev are no more.
She just listened to that Exies cover?
it’s all your fault, she screens her phone calls. beause no matter matter matter matter who calls, she has to scree-ahhh-eee-aaahh-eeeennn her phone calls.
because she REALLY thought britney and kfed would last!
britney and kev are no more.
She can’t take the fact that people keep thinking that she sings “The Stars Are Blind”
she is sitting in david byrne’s “wedge” chair
her favorite band (the decemberists) moved to a major label
she looked down and realized she’s NOT just a girl
she is sitting in david byrne’s “wedge” chair
Gwen is crying becuase she’s no longer Just A Girl, and it’s driving her Bananas.
Or she is chopping onions.
sorry about the double post
Cause she couldn’t think of a clever answer to one up every other Stereogum reader and win her own album.
she just heard glycerine for the first time
She’s auditioning for the role of the big black guy in a remake of Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” video.
because she just looked into a mirror
because that’s what girls do
She’s crushed because photographer Jill Greenberg just told her the monkeys had WAY more personality than Gwen:
http://www.paulkopeikingallery.com/artists/greenberg/index2.htm
because she’s ugly
Don’t speak…
Because she’d rather sink — than call Brad for help!
Because they just told her, “Glamour Shots will be closing in five minutes.”
she’s trying to prove she’s not a robot.
she will never be japanese.
Taylor Ware reprimanded her for being an embarrassment to yodelers everywhere.
Because she failed this indie-snob quiz:
http://www.poopoodles.com/naytest_Nodoubt.html
Because she just saw the album cover and realized how ridiculous those sunglasses really look. Ugliest. Sunglasses. Ever.
Just heard Institute for the first time.
Because she just saw the album cover and realized how ridiculous those sunglasses really look. Ugliest. Sunglasses. Ever.
Because she has a vagina full of scorpions. Or was that pink?
He spoke. And it hurts.
Pro-Active shipment late. Waaaay late.
In her lifelong love of bannanas and their highly efficient and lovable design, she is meloncholy over recently discovering God did not create bannanas after reading the copy of Origin of Species she recived for Christmas
He spoke. And it hurts.
because her throat hurts from that silly yodeling
because her throat hurts from that silly yodeling
because her throat hurts from that silly yodeling
because her throat hurts from that silly yodeling
He spoke. And it hurts.
Gwen is crying because she forgot her Ricola.
anyone?
In her lifelong love of bannanas and their highly efficient and lovable design, she is meloncholy over recently discovering God did not create bannanas after reading the copy of Origin of Species she recived for Christmas
He spoke. And it hurts.
In her lifelong love of bannanas and their highly efficient and lovable design, she is meloncholy over recently discovering God did not design banannas specifically for her pleasure after reading the copy of Origin of Species she recived for Christmas
In her lifelong love of bannanas and their highly efficient and lovable design, she is meloncholy over recently discovering God did not design banannas specifically for her pleasure after reading the copy of Origin of Species she recived for Christmas
because she’s discovered she’s really not lovely ‘underneath it all’
In her lifelong love of bannanas and their highly efficient and lovable design, she is meloncholy over recently discovering God did not design banannas specifically for her pleasure after reading the copy of Origin of Species she recived for Christmas
She’s discovered she’s really not
She’s discovered she’s really not lovely ‘underneath it all’
Hmm, she’s crying because Kelly Clarkson is ‘so moving on’… with Tony.
But you’re ‘cool’ with that, right chickie?
DwD
Gwen is crying because she forgot her Ricola.
anyone?
Gwen is crying because she forgot her Ricola.
anyone?
cwmoore@olemiss.edu (this thing never stores my email)
Gwen just had to shed a tear after she found out that Fergie is now sampling Porgy and Bess for her next single, how can she out-black that?
Gwen just had to shed a tear after she found out that Fergie is now sampling Porgy and Bess for her next single, how can she out-black that?
Gwen just had to shed a tear after she found out that Fergie is now sampling Porgy and Bess for her next single, how can she out-black that?
She, too, was thinking ’bout Alicia Keys, couldn’t keep from…
She was thinkin’ ’bout Alicia Keys, couldn’t keep from…
two words: Intelligent Design
I thought she was crying because Jared Leto broke her blogging finger?
Hey Baby, She’s Just a Girl Underneath it all.
Hey Baby, She’s Just a Girl Underneath it all.
Timbaland bitch-slapped her
Because she tried so hard to educate the world on the spelling of bananas, but Doug still doesn’t get it.
She discovered that the world that has passed a shallow brush across her being, will never elevate her from the puddle she originally wanted to escape.
She just realized she is Gwen Stefani
As Donna Summer once said:
Mac Arthur Park’s is melting in the dark
all the sweet green icing flowing down
someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
’cause it took so long to bake it
and I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, nooo!
Gwen just had to shed a tear after she found out that Fergie is now sampling Porgy and Bess for her next single, how can she out-black that?
yeah stereogum peeps please fix your message board i didnt know I had posted fiftyleven times until i refreshed. Sorry message board readers!
I think she’s crying because no matter how hard she wishes, she still isn’t Japanese.
because kingston told her he didn’t want a mohawk like maddox.