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The Worst In Band Names

Maxim has put together a list of the “The Worst Band Names Ever,” and we thought y’all might wanna take a peek. Although they’re not experts in music, they’re pretty good with the ridiculous, so here’s their list of ridiculous musical monikers. The article offered suggested names, which we included parenthetically so you don’t get confused (it’s been a long day back from break!). Here’s the list:

  • Hole (Put “ass” in front of it.)
  • Toad The Wet Sprocket (Now’s The Time On Sprockets When We Dance)
  • Crash Test Dummies (One Hit Blunder)
  • Limp Bizkit (Shit Said Fred)
  • Anal Cunt (Anal Cunt — they liked it after all)
  • Thrice (Obie Trice)
  • Jefferson Airplane/Starship (Unmazing Grace)
  • Korn (Krap)
  • Phish (Phucked)
  • Keith Urban (Keith Not Urban)
  • Archers Of Loaf (Pinching A Loaf)
  • A-ha (Voila!)
  • Men Without Hats (Living In Mom’s Attic Until You’re 40)

  • As always, let us know which band names you’d nominate for the list. Feel free to suggest improvement for the bands, feel free to just leave ‘em hanging with their name shame. (Like they’d listen, anyway.) Let’s hear ‘em!