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The 50 Worst Artists In Music History

You can always count on Blender for some weekend fun! This time, we’ve got a blast from the past Shit List: the Sept. 2003 issue’s countdown of the shittiest artists in history. We’ve got a few issues with it (Japan? Blind Melon? THE DOORS?), but things gel around the Top 4 or so. Head there for the justifications, read on for the list. Any acts who’ve emerged in the last three years (*cough* K-Fed) you would add? Maybe at #38?

50. Iron Butterfly
49. Toad The Wet Sprocket
48. Master P
47. Goo Goo Dolls
46. The Spin Doctors
45. Gipsy Kings
44. Manowar
43. Mike & The Mechanics
42. Rick Wakeman
41. Whitesnake
40. Blind Melon
39. Bob Geldof
38. [No #38 Listed!]
37. The Doors
36. 98 Degrees
35. Paul Oakenfold
34. Live
33. Japan
32. The Hooters
31. Arrested Development
30. Richard Marx
29. Skinny Puppy
28. Crash Test Dummies
27. Color Me Badd
26. Céline Dion
25. Jamiroquai
24. Bad English
23. Creed
22. Primus
21. The Alan Parsons Project
20. Howard Jones
19. Dan Fogelberg
18. Pat Boone
17. Benzino
16. Oingo Boingo
15. Yanni
14. Yngwie Malmsteen
13. Mick Jagger
12. Tin Machine
11. Latyoa Jackson

10. Air Supply
09. Lee Greenwood
08. Vanilla Ice
07. Asia
06. Kansas
05. Starship
04. Kenny G
03. Michael Bolton
02. Emerson, Lake & Palmer
01. Insane Clown Posse

Air Supply may be a tough pill, but that’s what makes Hair Supply all the more awesome. Also, someone should probably explain that whole “Primus sucks!” thing to them.