Thanks to everyone who participated in our Good News For People Who Love Bald News Photoshopalooza. We all know why Britney Spears shaved her head (she was “really, really, really bored”, obvs). But we don’t yet know how she’s gonna accessorize it! Yes, we acknowledge we’re kicking her when she’s down (down = third rehab stint in a week), but let’s consider it punishment for inflicting Kevin Federline on the world.

Photoshop speaks louder than words, and tons of you answered our call to make art out of Britney 2.0. Many of you had the same ideas (we picked the one best executed). Many of you didn’t follow the guidelines or missed the deadline. One of you even entered this contest two years too late.

Out of all the eligible submissions, we painstakingly decided on the Top 20. View ’em after the jump. Then help us pick the grand prize winner by identifying your favorite entry in the comments. Remember, there is an unopened Kevin Federline CD (future collector’s item) up for grabs here, so vote early and often! But not often, just once is fine.


1. Submitted By Kristin P.


2. Submitted By Norma J.


3. Submitted By Megan S.


4. Submitted By David H.


5. Submitted By Driver Eight


6. Submitted By Travis T.


7. Submitted By Max F.


8. Submitted By Brad K.


9. Submitted By Abigail B.


10. Submitted By Happy Toast


11. Submitted By Josh N.


12. Submitted By Jen


13. Submitted By Lucas R.


14. Submitted By Sean R.


15. Submitted By Steven B.


16. Submitted By Velocity Research


17. Submitted By Matt M.


18. Submitted By Chrissy H.


19. Submitted By Jennifer C.


20. Submitted By Bar Italia

Are you having a laugh? Anyone?

Comments (154)
  1. kay gee  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    blue man group! fantastic.

  2. Jessica  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #3, she can’t forget those!

  3. Courtney  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #13 ! I cant stop laughing.

  4. Gabi  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    LMAOF!!!!!!!

  5. jp  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    blue man group for creativity and craftsmanship.

  6. kate L.  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    She cut off her hair coz her ex-husband threatened to test her hair for drug use. Not cuz she was bored

  7. jo  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    1 or 7

  8. Mike  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #3

  9. omg  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    oh my god, these are hilarious. the smashing pumpkins and locke ones made me laugh the hardest, i think.

  10. PdC  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    “hey you guys!”, definitely #9

  11. Fred  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Blue Man Group!!!!!

    “I blue myself.”
    “There has got to be a better way to say that.”

  12. Margaret  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #3 was definitely the best!!

  13. #6, because I could see it actually happening at some point.

  14. Turner  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Gotta love Homer!

  15. mattshu  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Sloth! Sloth!

    Baby Ruth?

    blue man group is a close second

  16. Xenu  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    I like Xenu-brit, Blue Man Brit and Brit Simpson.

  17. jake  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    # 3 she’ll never forget! hahaha

  18. Britney Spears  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #3 for me

  19. Ann  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #3…maybe the 3rd time is the charm!

  20. El Payo  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Blue Man Group.

    If it were Britney as Tobias hiding in a bar to spy on Lindsay, it would be the clear winner.

  21. Flyer Love  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #3. What a great idea! Hopefully she knows how to read.

  22. dan s  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    smashing pumpkins!

  23. kristen p  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    el payo thats brilliant. wish i’d thought of it.

    i’ll have to vote for myself though, blue man group.

  24. kevin  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    i vote #3 and then #1

    the writing backwards is awesome!

  25. 11, mostly because Locke hasn’t been on Lost for more than a minute since it’s returned and I miss him.

  26. Music Guy  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    My pick: Blue Man Group Britney

  27. rudhaen  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    blue man group!!

  28. iv  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    “oh no, you are thinking of the mens support group, I made the same mistake.”

    blue man group!

  29. Similar  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Meh, I sorta like the “12 steps” one, but there were just too many backward tattoo concepts. They are all kind of the same joke, you know.

    The Blue Man Group one is very professional, but BMG is so 5 years ago.

    I’m gunna go with Homer.

  30. Kalene  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Hands Down, Sloth (#9). FanTAStic artistry!

  31. VOTE FOR THE LAMEST?  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    So what’s the worst one?

    The movie ones are pretty bad. The devil one? What movie is that? Is it Pan’s Labyrinth? Cause I haven’t seen it, and most of us haven’t. And the one with the knife and gun? Is that GI Jane or Predator?

    “Buy Diapers” is pretty lame too.

  32. I like it  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    I like the way the Xenu one makes Britney look like a cross between Ming the Mercilous and the aliens from Mars Attacks!

  33. Shawn D.  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Obviously # 9. HEEEEYYYY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYS!! HAHA

  34. I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

  35. Katty  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Blue Man Group is supreme.

  36. barb  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    The bowling one made me laugh.

  37. Peej  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Has to be #9.

  38. as if the Pale Man wasn’t scary enough…

  39. john b.  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #9 & #13 – hilarious.

  40. I’m gonna have to go with #13, but Homer was a close second.

  41. raklosen  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #1 and #9
    both great ideas and amazingly pulled off.

  42. abstracto  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Shit, can’t decide.
    Corgan, Alien, Homer, Blue Man, Locke.
    Fuck it…
    BILLY CORGAN ALL THE WAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

  43. caleb  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    blue man, all the way… followed by the mutant guy from those movies i cant remember

  44. Ashley  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    #3 was ha-larious!!

  45. Arianne  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Definitely Sloth. (#19)

  46. Arianne  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    Oops, meant Sloth #9 (not #19)

  47. Sloth. Definitely.

  48. shanely  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    omg…watsz wrong with brittney…she loks like a total dude…gosh

  49. shanely  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2007 0

    omg…watsz wrong with brittney…she loks like a total dude…gosh

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