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Still Flowin’ Is OUR Generation’s 8 Mile

By Gabe Delahaye / February 15, 2012 - 10:15 am

Uh, you remember RAED? Your boyfriend? The talented rapper whose raps are so good and sound like real raps and you definitely understand how someone could make them and then listen back to them and say, “Yes, I am a real rapper and that sounds like a real rap and we should definitely put it out into the world for other people because they will like it and I won’t seem so completely bonkers”? Well, he’s back with a FEATURE LENGTH “FILM.” Oh good. Just what the world wanted/needed. “Surely, if RAED released a completely unwatchable feature length “film” on YouTube, it is at least the full size of a YouTube window so that you can watch it for five minutes before turning it off in frustration but it doesn’t make you feel so angry and insane in the first 30 seconds because you immediately realize that actually however this monster output the file, the image only makes up a tiny fraction of the YouTube window in a sea of black. RAED just wouldn’t do something like that.” BUZZER SOUND! WRONG! It’s worth pointing out that I know no one is going to watch this, but someone (Videogum) needs to be responsible for posting it so that the telekinetic space mecha of the future will find it in the ice-covered wastes and remember what the humans who created them were like. We were like this, apparently:

I believe RAED himself said it best when he wrote the YouTube description:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAED THIS IS THE WAY I CHOOSE TO CELABRATE THE BIRTHDAY OF THE FREEKY G CHEEKY ME SO HEAR IT IS
the rough cut full length …happy birthday R.A.E.D
THANK YOU TO ALL THE ACTORS ON BOARD WHO MADE TIME TO BE APART OF THE FILM..
THIS IS A TRUE STORY ,,,,NO SHIT
what i say is what i spray cause what i said is more then what the fedz were aintissapaiting the ratings hit the roof in a record time 13seconds

Happy Birthday RAED. (Thanks for the tip, Robert.)