Reading stuff like this makes me wish David Cross had a blog…
From the new Rolling Stone:
Franz Ferdinand, “Take Me Out”
David Cross: These guys have a fair bit of hype behind them. I like this – it moves around a little bit. It’s got something to it. Just the way they’re kind of jumping around, it makes me wonder what else they’ve got in store for me, the avid and rapt listener.
Mandy Moore, “Senses Working Overtime”
David Cross: This hurts my feelings. I guess I should be fair and listen to all of this. If it turns people on to the original albums, I guess that’s a good thing. There’s not much soul in this, though. The only other thing I can say is that if I was a top-ten-ranked tennis player I would probably want to fuck her.
The Von Bondies, “C’mon C’mon”
David Cross: I’ve seen these guys a bunch and I like them, though I recently saw them in Los Angeles, and they played a twenty-five-minute set, which is retarded. And the guy can take a punch. Not well, but he can take a punch.
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great stuff…how i wish dave cross had his own daily blog.
w00t for the david cross. funny, funny bastard that one
david cross posts stuff at the link below sometimes, but not enough for it to be a blog, unfortunately.
http://www.bobanddavid.com/section_davidscigar.html
he does heroin
Cross is brilliant on Arrested Development… oh, and he was very funny on that Poker show on Bravo. Love dat guy, just wish he would do more Letterman.
More heroin for Mr. Cross, please! If that’s what makes him so funny, I’ll search high and low for the best shit at the best prices. His Mandy Moore comments are clasic.
I agree that he’s funny, but he also seems like a super dickhead. Did you see his DVD? It’s not funny. He’s just a dick.
But then again, all of his other stuff is super duper funny, so I guess it doens’t matter about what he’s _really_ like. His review of video games in Wired was really good too.
I actually thought his DVD (and the two sets I saw from that tour) were hysterical. Not a dick at all. And I live in Nashville, so I was privy to all the major shit slinging that went down with the retarded bar owner at the time.
If you didn’t know if, he has a new disc coming out via Sub Pop in May, should be more of the same – heroin induced hilarity.
Haa Mandy Moore should have needles stuck into her eyeballs…
..Oh no w8 thats Jessica Simpson…
..Oh no wait thats Jessica Simpson…
i would never suggest david cross’ cd “shut up you fucking baby” for the easily offended…other than that, he is hilarious…his political and social commentary is/was brilliant; even my friends that attend church every sunday had a good laugh when he joked about the pope and bible-thumpers…i got to see him doing stand-up in brooklyn, and that man had everyone “literally” shitting their pants…