Let’s Pole That Vault Today, Guys!
Dr. William Bell is the world record holder for pole vault in his age bracket. He is 90 years old.
Uhhh. NO EXCUSES TODAY, BOYS! Today we are going to pole that vault. (Wait. No, yeah, that’s right. It looked weird at first, but I’m sure that’s right.) Congratulations to Dr. William Bell on his world record in being the oldest person to make us all look like a bunch of apathetic blobs. Let’s get out there! Run around! Take your shirt off! Jump real high! You can do it! YOPVO! (Via WithLeather.)