Turns out Elton John‘s not alone: 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake hate the Internet, too! Although, honestly, we can’t imagine Sir Elton belting, “I’m tired of using technology / Why don’t you sit down on top me.” (Or maybe we can?) The rest of the neo-Luddite manifesto includes finally appointed mansions, dope suits, fast cars and a bevy of hot ladies stripping and simulating masturbation in said mansions and fast cars. Yeah, guess that does beat updating your blog.

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Comments (40)
  1. Such a retarded video, i mean fifty is like getting lower and lamer by the day, he’s like turning in R&B/pop star? wtf featuring timbaland and JT? This sucks hard

  2. Ju Bean  |   Posted on Aug 3rd, 2007

    I guess in the future, instead of tracking pre-crime, we’ll be keeping track of people’s sex habits and which poles strippers are on…

  3. I think they’re both fairly talented. And I like the fact that 50 can’t be killed. But this is awful and hilarious.

  4. Mike  |   Posted on Aug 3rd, 2007

    Ted, calling 50 Cent fairly talented is like saying Rosie O’Donnell is kind of hot. Also, he can be killed. the dude was never shot nine times–he was shot AT nine times, but only three bullets hit him. It’s an urban legend that somehow everyone is taking as fact.

  5. ..funny how the so-called ‘protege’ of EMINEM is doing collaborations with Justin Timberlake …

    oh excuse me, i’m choking on the irony

  6. and they stole that chorus hook from the RHCP’s “Snow” note-for-note, which was a terrible song to begin with already..

  7. I’m sorry I thought this was the trailer for Minority Report 2
    “If we can’t stop murders, at least we can watch you being naughty.”

  8. this song is terrible.
    the video is terrible.

    gross!

  9. joe $  |   Posted on Aug 3rd, 2007

    50 cent mumbles without flow.

  10. i got it from my mama  |   Posted on Aug 3rd, 2007

    abolut-ly good? absolut-ly not!!!

    enough already! the song repeats itself, which is annoying, and so is JTs same old lame ass look-up-at-the-camera, i’m shy, but f*&$-me face.

    WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. pilton  |   Posted on Aug 4th, 2007

    sex sells

  12. headonthedoor  |   Posted on Aug 4th, 2007

    me likey

  13. i never uderstood why some of my friends liste to the music of these guys. Joe was really right saying that 50 cent IS MUMBLING. Funny comment.

    As for me i don’t care about this video and song. I listenes for it once and this is enough, thanks…

  14. The beat is kinda sick. I’m still a JT/Timbaland fan.

  15. the beat’s good, fiddy needs a good song, otherwise, it sounds like i’m going to be buying graduation as you all should be doing on sept. 11

  16. alex  |   Posted on Aug 4th, 2007

    Wow, that is the craziest logic I have ever seen for a video like that. Why are you displaying women like that? Well, because the “want it” of course!

  17. louis this  |   Posted on Aug 4th, 2007

    The funniest thing about this rant against technology is that without technology all three of these “musicians” would be working at McDonalds. Well, except for JT. He’d probabaly be rockin’ Applebees.

  18. Internet Gangsta  |   Posted on Aug 4th, 2007

    Lol, louis.

    Wow, I can honestly say that I wasn’t expecting THAT much gratuitous sex from this video… and it features 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake.

  19. fortytwo  |   Posted on Aug 4th, 2007

    So does this officially make 50 NOT a gangsta anymore?

    First Vermont, now this!

    Its done, no way he is a gangsta anymore.

  20. Eugene  |   Posted on Aug 6th, 2007

    2pac’s been dead for 11 years and is still putting out better music than anyone mentioned above.

    Why is this being commented on?

    Why is this being REPORTED on?

    P.S. The best song Justin Timberlake ever released was made by Justice.

  21. Eugene  |   Posted on Aug 6th, 2007

    P.P.S. I didn’t include Elton John in “anyone mentioned above”

  22. 50′s rhymes and “singing” are weak… but you can never really deny that JT/Timbaland chemistry.

  23. themn  |   Posted on Aug 6th, 2007

    This is an absolute steaming pile of shit.

  24. big_bad_wolf  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2007

    You guys are freakin’ nuts that is the shit. JT and Timbaland are doing their thing. As for 50 Cent he is just expanding. Eminem is in the Past. When did he put out any thing that sold. Em’ needs to call up JT and Timbaland to get back on the Charts.

  25. Mike  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2007

    you should know that they only said technology because they were banned from using the word pornography. If you substitute the words it makes sense. Sorry you haters every single one of your comments were surplus to requirement (look it up).you know it’s a decent song but you’re just jumping on the bandwagon. That’s weak. It’s a good concept and it works. You may as well just admit it to yourself and stop trying to deny it. I bet you all watched the video more than once.

  26. Tanja  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2007

    A ladies dream: all time watchin’ the video i dream of beeing one of the b**ches shakin’ around wiht Justin :o ) LOVELY! By the way: is anybody interested in the sound!?!? Naaaa! :o ))

  27. listen.. 50 can do better than all you ok … u guys cant even rap… and he can..

  28. Nikki  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2007

    stop hating on 50 cents songs or what hes gonna become so what if hes r&b artist thats his life at least hes famous unlike you..i like this video i really do and its his life and his song his makes millions unlike u people that love to talk about him

  29. Adnan  |   Posted on Aug 12th, 2007

    this vido is like a stalker decing to make the move and saying to him self that she loves him..

    “im tierd of using techonlgy” sad….

    i guess the new thing is being a stalker..

  30. change  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2007

    I think it’s an allright video it shows alittle growth. Not every video needs to be about violence

  31. David G.  |   Posted on Aug 16th, 2007

    yo 50 doin it big the video is not stupid or retarted like tibi said the song is off the chain the gurls iz hot and 50jus doin his thing but wit a new twist dont think jus cuz justin is on it the song is stupid all three of are good singers and i for a fact think dat the video is really good and so is the song much love to 50, justin, timbaland cuz all of them are doin there thing out there in the music world and i do agree wit nikki stop hatin on him

  32. bronx writer  |   Posted on Aug 20th, 2007

    i nver liked 50…living in the bx and knowing under ground rappers who are better i always felt he was over rated, but i gotta give it to him on i got money song he surprised me with that one… any way fact being he isnt the best but he is one of the best paid in this industry hes more of a hustler then a rapper!!! we need rappers back in hiphop the hustlers need to find another hustle because its not fifty thats killen hiphop its the hustlers/wanna be rappers who are

  33. candace  |   Posted on Aug 22nd, 2007

    I love Justin he is sexy!!!!!

  34. Angelica  |   Posted on Sep 11th, 2007

    i think that this song is off the hook, but justin ruined it. It make 50 cent look so un cool but i still think 50 cent is hot hot hot hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

  35. brittany  |   Posted on Sep 12th, 2007

    All i have to say is if the song talks about strippers sex or anything of the sexual nature period! Everyone likes it i agree with that guy who said sex sells!….I mean sex is a beautiful thing but my goodness.

  36. Bryanna  |   Posted on Sep 18th, 2007

    You guys are all a bunch of wannabe haters haha. get a life. its just a fucking song. dance to it, drink to it, fuck to it. god damn

  37. Bryanna  |   Posted on Sep 18th, 2007

    You guys are all a bunch of wannabe haters haha. get a life. its just a fucking song. dance to it, drink to it, fuck to it. god damn

  38. hi fuck you 50 centttttt

  39. samuel opoku  |   Posted on Oct 17th, 2008

    i love u fity dont give up continueon be a gangsta.

  40. samuel opoku  |   Posted on Oct 17th, 2008

    take care fity,i love u and contineon be gansta because it is u who made luv hiphop.

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