Jun 30th '04 by Stereogum @ 11:22am 11 Comments

—–Original Message—–
From: Mom
Sent: Tuesday, June 29, 2004 11:18 PM
To: Stereogum
Subject: Hi

Hi Scott. We saw Kill Bill 1 last night. I don’t understand why they killed Uma Thurmond’s wedding party. She said Bill killed 9 innocent people. If she was an assassin, how innocent could she be? Love, Mom

 
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Comments (11)
  1. Krissi  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2004

    That is too cute!

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  2. Jazzy  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2004

    That’s adorable. And a good point. I guess it’s funny…we so readily accept The Bride as our protagonist that we don’t see anything wrong with her calling herself “innocent,” even though, like Bill, she’s an assassin.

    Oh, wait. We don’t really find out she was an assassin before the wedding until Kill Bill Part 2. Nevermind.

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  3. pussyrexic  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2004

    um, her her family and friends werent assassins.

    duh.

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  4. Andy Baio  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2004

    Uma Thurmond? Any relation to Strom?

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  6. Magnificent Bastard  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2004

    I’m totally geeking out here, so forgive me. The Bride wasn’t killed, therefore she’s not included in the nine that died. Hence, nine innocent people were killed (the groom, the minister, his wife, the organ player, the best man, his girlfriend and The Bride’s maid of honor, and her two friends from work) and the tenth (the Bride) survived.

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  7. stereogum  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2004

    Ahhhhh … thanks Justin.

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  8. eliza  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2004

    my new mom is so cute!

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  9. stereogum  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2004

    Mrs. Stereogum loves bloody anime.

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  11. Jen  |   Posted on Jun 30th, 2004

    Oooh, I need to suggest this to my mom. My mom will ask me questions during the movie. Email would protect the sanctity of the movie going experience.

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