Coldplay Excitedly Reveal Their “Plagiarist’s Paradise”
Coldplay try damn hard (and usually unsuccessfully) to be epic in their tunes, although they've effortlessly achieved grandiosity in their breathtaking qualitative nosedive (assuming they've ever had redeeming qualities to burn, which may or may not be true). Regardless, we're genuinely intrigued to hear what Brian Eno's production does to their star-gazing balladry. If you couldn't get into 'em 'cause ...
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