As far as Courtney’s Internet rants go, this latest one is fairly straightforward. It’s even got punctuation. Anyway, she’s still pissed at Ryan Adams, who she claims stole Frances Bean’s trust fund. With MySpace at Courtney’s disposal, not even Ryan’s wife Mandy Moore is safe. Nor is … Kathleen Hanna?

Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick the thoufghg of her sticking her toungue downthat filthy hatch…i might as well go watch “Hostelle” ill feel better), ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass, ick i LOATHE that guy, ivehad my fair share of fights with artists, i mean Kathleen :Black Card” Horowitz OOPS did i tell a big secret? you mean ypou didmnt KNPW she had a HUGE bunch of property? a Centurion card and summers in the Hamptons? oops…well lets just pretend shes Julie ruin, listen man if you just khanded 90,000 people thier asses and were good anough to respecdt your elders and letthem have ab opening slot on an old alt tour, and they were so rude they put that witch on mystage THERE IS NO STRONGER DRUG THAN ADRENILINE and fucking a i know that, ive been like the mother who can lift up three cars to get my child from out undert for years , ussuaully around this time at night ,morning too. and your all sweaty and adrenilised, and smarky snarky says the nastiest thing to you and throws CANDY in yoruface youd giveher one in theface.

Hostelle is the superior French version, Netflix it. She fell off the rails toward the end there, but if you’re still interested there’s more (so much more) at MySpace. And elsewhere.

Comments (33)
  1. ugh igh ugh

  2. God, has her grammar always been so terrible? It must be like fucking I Am Sam with her and Frances Bean.

  3. I think her shitty boob-job writes her blog.

  4. Apexa  |   Posted on May 7th, 2009 0

    Pft she’s just jealous at Kathleen because everyone knows she copied off of Kathleen Hanna.

  5. Actually, after seeing that twitter entry I am absolutely convinced that woman is brilliant.
    Or maybe nearing an overdose.

  6. Did Caveman Chewy write her blog? Shame on you Chewy! ugh igh ugh!

    MyStage? Your stage? MySpace? She’s pissed about something right?

  7. mar  |   Posted on May 7th, 2009 0

    she always makes me feel like my english is not good enough. i can never understand what she writes!

    now, what is this nonsense about kathleen hanna?

  8. Iain  |   Posted on May 7th, 2009 0


  9. hmm..looks like she has a slight form of schizophrenia

  10. “Smelly ass”? Does her ass smell like roses?

  11. I am SO high and holy fuck that story blew my mind.
    Seriously, read that myspace post high. You will not be able to understand how someone this horrible at typing could be so famous.

  12. Hahaha, it’s funny ’cause she writes like she speaks.

  13. Lit Major  |   Posted on May 8th, 2009 0

    See: James Joyce, Finnegans Wake–Brilliant!

  14. The Kathleen Hanna comments come from the Lollapalooza tour that Sonic Youth and Hole were on. These were the “Bull in the Heather” days and Kathleen Hanna was hanging out with Sonic Youth at the George, Washington show.

    Supposedly Kathleen was talking shit and “playfully” tossing candy at Courtney so Courtney decked her. Kathleen pressed charges and Courtney plead guilty.

    Again, supposedly, their feud had it roots in the fact that Kur(d)t used to date Hanna’s band mate Tobi Vail. He became disillusioned with the K records scene at the time and a falling out with all of those guys. He thought they were pretentious well-off white kids.

    The other stuff seems to be Courtney confirming that Kathleen has a lot of “family” money.

  15. Remember that time Courtney’s boyfriend killed himself?
    Kinda have a feeling she’s not the one you should be taking relationship advice from.

  16. amazed  |   Posted on May 8th, 2009 0

    HOLY SHIT!!! Is that a B44 avatar??!?!?!

  17. OldManRock  |   Posted on May 8th, 2009 0

    Yes, when Frances discovers her trust fund is missing, it’s Ryan Adams that will be to blame. Sure thing.

  18. man, do you think in that taping, that strokes thing where he played guitar and she sang- do you think that as that’s happening he’s actually thinking “this is going to be one of those parts of my career im always going to be fucking embarrassed about”?

  19. Grand  |   Posted on May 8th, 2009 0

    Well, at least we know that she didn’t write the suicide note.

  20. chacha  |   Posted on May 8th, 2009 0

    She is a hot mess with an additional 8-10 hots in front of the first hot.

  21. Chadams  |   Posted on May 8th, 2009 0

    Hold on a second while I turn on the translator function at the top of my browser.

    Nope. That didn’t help. Someone ought to tell her that typing needn’t be preceded by wrapping your fingers tightly in rubber bands.

  22. mithrandir  |   Posted on May 8th, 2009 0

    What really pissed me off is that picture (?) of her blog entry where she appears as COURTNEYLOVECOBAIN. Why does she still use her dead husband’s name? Can she just be herself and stop using him and his name for self publicity? She might as well do something on her own and not be famous because she’s the wife of…

  23. ZOMBEAN  |   Posted on May 8th, 2009 0

    this shit happened back in 1995. why is she still bitching about it?

  24. ZOMBEAN  |   Posted on May 8th, 2009 0

    this shit happened back in 1995. why is she still bitching about it?

  25. According to The ‘Head: “Like Josh Homme once said on the tenth anniversary of Kurt?s death and to Courtney?s face?. ‘Fuck, I?m gonna blow my head off too if I gotta listen to your talk anymore’.”

  26. She’s a nut. But I still love her.
    No really, what is up with this chick? What is she on–adrenaline and everything else?

  27. “ive been like the mother who can lift up three cars to get my child from out undert for years”

    If I was Francis Bean, I’d take the cars.

    And a new name.

  28. Edible DNA  |   Posted on May 13th, 2009 0

    damn, i’d bang her so hard, her fake boobies would pop!!

  29. Rob S.  |   Posted on May 15th, 2009 0

    Wait she’s slagging on Kathleen Hanna for being a rich white girl who didn’t earn her own money, and got it mostly through relatives? Pot, kettle, black.

    I mean seriously though punk, college rock, indie — it’s always mostly been middle class and rich white kids who hate authority and/or like weird art. Is she gonna insult Joe Strummer because he was from a middle class family?

  30. I do not approve of Courtney exploiting her dead husband for money but the crazy bitch does it anyway.

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