The rise, the late night TV performance, the cover by an international act, the hipster concert bill. Now, at the stroke of 14:57, the Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages company comes rolling in to scoop up Tay (and Mista Johnson) on a spot for their Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper beverage. It has zero calories and a modicum of self-aware satire. **He moves away from the mic to breathe in.

Tay Zonday, you’ve out William Hung’d yourself. Congratulations. Now, go away. 14:58…

… 14:59…

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  1. j. reinhold  |   Posted on Nov 29th, 2007 0

    hung?

  2. Wulfo  |   Posted on Nov 29th, 2007 0

    In B4 hundreds of comments saying that say he sold out.

  3. why does it seem like he’s not actually human and he’s just a bobblehead toy?

  4. It’s profound the way the rapper says, “He moves his mouth away from the mic so he can breathe.” How true.

  5. safecracker  |   Posted on Nov 29th, 2007 0

    In related news:

    Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr.Pepper, four great tastes that taste like death together.

  6. Becky  |   Posted on Nov 29th, 2007 0

  7. Erik  |   Posted on Nov 29th, 2007 0

    Wow, I actually laughed at that bit about breathing in, haha.

  8. kevo  |   Posted on Nov 29th, 2007 0

    The last scene with chocolate spilling all over him and “This internet is wild” hearkens directly to 2girls1cup.com

  9. dannygutters  |   Posted on Nov 29th, 2007 0

    I still prefer tay to dan deacon

  10. Jesse  |   Posted on Nov 29th, 2007 0

    Ohio’s agriculture is based on rain?

  11. yay tay  |   Posted on Nov 30th, 2007 0

    “The last scene with chocolate spilling all over him and “This internet is wild” hearkens directly to 2girls1cup.com”

    i second that notion

  12. Zondoo  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2007 0

    “Ohio’s Agriculture’s based on grains.”

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