Here’s your weekly daily Britney update. Spears-Federline were spotted at Pier 1 in Santa Monica. No Star-worthy shenanigans unfortunately. They could’ve at least dry humped in the Home Accents department or something.
Perhaps they’re selecting items for a wedding registry. I know that can be hard — in my case I found only one thing I liked at Fortunoff, but EJ wanted china instead.
I see Kevin hasn’t taken my advice about the laces.
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He needs a bath in the worst way. Maybe a flea dip.
Is that an invisible knee-brace I see?
Brit-Brit’s rocking the Messenger-style rolled up pant leg look.
does anyone remember the nickelodeon show “you can’t do that on television”? in one episode, they thought it was cool to have one long pant leg and one short pant leg. maybe britney is starting a white trash fashion revolution. total buzz.
P.S. – the yankees suck.
It’s nice to see Kev trying to re-invent his look by imitating George Michael from the Faith video.
I love that they are both wearing the Lance Armstrong “Livestrong” Braclets for cancer research and yet they are both smokers.
Kevin had better watch himself… Brit’s packing heat. Maybe that’s why she doesn’t care about the pre-nump.
I’d take the full size 1940s Jukebox meself!
What does “packing heat” mean? We don’t say that in England…..
“Britney Agrees To Pre-Nup
If you were shocked to hear that Britney was refusing to sign a pre-nup agreement, you may feel safer knowing that the pop singer’s wealth will now officially be protected. Britney has finally agreed to implement a pre-nup agreement, much to her parents’ relief. Spears is worth approximately 100 million, and without a pre-nup Kevin would have been entitled to half of her earnings during the marriage if the two were to divorce. Federline, who is currently unemployed but on Britney’s payroll, celebrated the birth of his second child on Wednesday with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.” http://www.muchmusic.com/news/?thedate=7/23/2004
Why does she keep wearing her hair like that? Ugh, it’s awful!!
ditto on the hair! and is she wearing the same too-small bra she had on under the pink top the other day, where her cups overflowed? hideous top. and really, one rolled-up leg…do the kids still wear their pants that way?
RE: the consistantly ugly hair style.
I read once in some starfucker rag (Us? Star? Who knows) that celebs intentionally wear the same ugly outfits when they go out casually for a reason: it lowers the value of the paparazzi shots. How many pictures of Madonna in a page boy hat and track suit are out there? Thousands, therefore they’re almost worthless.
I’m starting to think the same may be true for Brit with her “ugly top knot/frumpy clothes” routine. She may be outsmarting the paparazzi.
She’s playing us all. Last week it was the pink wig incident, then yesterday it was the Kevin-only, suggestive pictures on the balcony. They’re obviously aware that going out onto that balcony will result in pictures, generating buzz for them. But I still like the pix. Somehow I can’t look away… it’s like a car wreck…
On an unrelated note, Scott, you should totally pass the hat around and treat yourself to the Pac-Man game.
Nobody believed her about the surgery so she’s wearing her pants like that to say “see ya’ll I do have a scar?!”
But Madonna, Jennifer Aniston, et. al. actually wash their clothes between outings. Britney isn’t that smart (seriously, FAS, anyone?), she’s just being a stank-ho.
If how celebrities dress lowers or raises the value of a paparazzi pic, then this one shouldnt be worth a dime.
for a person that had a knee injury not to long ago, she sure is on her feet alot.
Women! I feel for ya not getting the arcade games Scott.
Britney has BIGGER ARMS than Kevin.
Oh, and they’re both UGLY.
Again i see you people having nothing better to do. I then must assume that most of you are pale, out of shape and think you are pretty smart because you read a blog. I bet alot of you hang out at starbucks and try to be smart. Wow. You fat girls and skinny boys need a life.
Jamie Spears In Rehab
Entertainment Tonight reported that Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears checked himself into rehab recently for alcohol related problems.
“She may be outsmarting the paparazzi.”
Ariel did you honestly just write the words “She” (refering to Britney Spears) and “Outsmarting” in the same sentance?
Maybe the frumpy mumu and sweats look is just part of her brilliant 10 year plan to star in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? 2 : Momma’s Back and She’s Done Married the Lost White Boy from RUN-DMC”
Oh dear, you are so right urpBurp. Allow me to rephrase my horribly written comment: Madonna may have given her advice that she dimly remembers.
to me, seeing britney spears, the ultimate popstar, looking like shit, is PRICELESS.
This photo is going to give me fashion nightmares! Between Briteny’s hair, the pant leg rolled up, and Kevin’s shoe with no laces (are you two) – makes me afraid to go to sleep.
FYI: the rolled up pant leg was done by LL COOL J
circa 1989,glad to see the kids were payin’ attention.
Callin’ You Ugly People Out,
No darling, I’m 5’7″, female, 124lbs and I think I’m pretty enough. As for feeling pretty smart, it’s not based on what blog I read or where I drink my coffee. It does make me feel better that I know that I is used in a capital and not ‘i’. I also know that a lot is proper, as opposed to ‘alot’ and that Starbucks is a title and needs a capital S. If this site is for ugly people who like to ‘try to be smart’ (guilty as charged) then what are you doing here? Sweeping generalizations are rarely accurate. However, on a positive note, I hope that your vented venom created a sense of well-being and helped you feel better about who you are. Bravo.
AND HERE’S THE KICKER:
*YOU’RE ALL STILL UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS WITH NO JOBS NO MONEY NO FRIENDS AND NO HOPE*.
CHEW ON THAT.
Wow…that completely destroyed my fragile ego. My degrees have disintegrated to dust and my face melted. So true. So very true. LOL. Interesting to hear the pathetic rants of the adjective impaired folk.
1. I used to do that with my pants leg. Back where everyone in grade eight wore camoflauge and listened to that Master P song. You know, the one that sounds like he’s on the toliet. “make ‘em say uuuuuugh uuuuuuugh nanana.” Oh us kiddies. We so silly.
2. This is for the person who keeps typing in caps. Tell me if it’s a good impression, since you know – it’s the most sincerest form of flattery. Ready?
LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I’M AN ATTENTION WHORE!
Was that good? Maybe I should of danced a jig.
really, britney has to get a hold of herself.
hi
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Hello any1 there???? if your there pleaz type back!!!
BRITENY IS A SLUT (AND BAD DRESSER AND HAIR-DOER FOR THAT MATTER)
BY THE WAY, I NEED INFO ON BRITENY’S FIRST WEDDING…COULD SOMEONE POST SOMETHING ON HERE, NOT TO MY E-MAIL?
i love britney so much
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