That’s Your Wife: The Bride Who Walked Down The Aisle To Buckcherry’s “Crazy Bitch”

By Kelly Conaboy / August 21, 2013

“Listen. I know you’ve probably already made up your mind about what you’re going to think about my wife. Yes, she walked down the aisle to a cover of Buckcherry’s ‘Crazy Bitch’ (which might have actually included her singing?), the song that includes the lines, ‘Hey, you’re crazy, bitch, but you fuck so good I’m on top of it,’ and ‘Scream so loud, getting fuckin’ laid, you want me to stay, but I got to make my way.’ Yes, there were children present — both of our families were present, it was a wedding! What, do you think our families aren’t going to be present? Give me a break. But, you know what, I love her. I love the fact that she wanted to walk down the aisle to Buckcherry’s ‘Crazy Bitch,’ and that she didn’t let anything — sense, decency, compromise — stop her. I love that when some truly awful people were rude to her on YouTube, she responded to them and stood up for herself. I love that she is unapologetic and that she understands that it doesn’t matter what strangers on the Internet think, as long as she is living a life she is happy with. She’s my girl, and if you all want to go out there and marry some girl or guy who’s too afraid to do the thing that he or she wants to do at his or her own wedding, you go for it. I don’t care what you do. All I care about is what I do, and what my girl does. And we do whatever the hell we want.” -You

I totally agree with everything you’re saying, man, but, ah, ahhhh, uhhhh, eeeeeeeaaakk. :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ Girl, you are a crazy bitch! (Via Uproxx.)