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SOUND THE TWERKING FAIL ALARM

By Kelly Conaboy / September 6, 2013 - 10:30 am

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THIS HAS NOT BEEN A TEST. THIS HAS BEEN AN ACTUAL TWERKING EMERGENCY. YOU ARE NOW INSTRUCTED TO TUNE INTO YOUR LOCAL TWERKING SAFETY SOURCE FOR NEWS AND OFFICIAL INFORMATION. IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE TIME, LET ME JUST PASTE THE INFORMATION FOR YOU HERE:

DON’T TWERK

STOP IT

THANK YOU. PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL NON-TWERKING ACTIVITIES. (Via Gawker.)