How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

By Kelly Conaboy / December 18, 2013

One of the people from whatever Duck Dynasty continues to be spoke with GQ recently and, if you can believe it, based on the idea of what Duck Dynasty must be that you’ve developed from the images you’ve seen associated with it, he was a racist and homophobic asshole! Here’s just a SWEET LI’L TASTE:

“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

Hahahaha. WHAT? “It just seems like, to me, as a man, breasts feel like bags of sand and a vagina, well — there’s just so much in there it’s hard to say what it’s like, but, you know, you get it. Right, my man?”  Why are you talking about the desirability of a man’s anus? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHO ARE YOU? PS: WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF! So. That guy, whoever he even is, is having a day that we don’t even have to pretend to care about. HOW WERE YOUR DAYS, THOUGH? Tell meeeee. Wash this distaste-for-anus-as-if-your-stated-preference-should-mean-anything-to-anyone-else taste out of my brain mouth! (Via Dlisted.)