We tend not to cover celebrity news too hard because we have an antiquated belief in guarding one’s sanity and the deeply unpopular, irrational belief that we should live in a meritocracy where people are judged on their talents rather than their fuckability. But, you guys, Brad and Angelina! Marriage! Poor Jen! So many adoptions! They’re so rich! The New York Post reports:

MAYBE now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will finally start getting some press coverage. Word broke last week that the pair is set to marry later this year in New Orleans.

One of the more curious details of the proposed union involved the rumored $200 million prenup.

It’s so nice to see young people with tons of liquid cash, a severe distrust of long-term monogamy, and the unbearable psychological weight of international fame get together. Mazel Tov!