Holy Klosterman, I haven’t written about Saved By The Bell in a while.

Anyway, this weekend we watched the cast’s E! True Hollywood Story. Dennis Haskins was interviewed. He was sporting a mustache. And did you know he was a contestant on the TV game show Scrabble in the mid ’80s?

Good times.

Oh, wait … on more thing: these days Dennis Haskins totally hangs out on college campuses and gets stupid wasted with undergrads!



Photos via our favorite college humor site.

Hey Belding: Take it easy on the sauce, and — this goes for all you former sitcom stars — don’t drink and drive.

 
Comments (30)
  1. Pere  |   Posted on Sep 14th, 2004 0

    WHERE ARE HIS EYES?

    and dignity?

  2. Mulva  |   Posted on Sep 14th, 2004 0

    Ahh reliving the past. Can’t seem to get away from those damn kids!

  3. i saw him a few years ago at the circle bar in the hard rock hotel in vegas. blondes half his age were shouting, “mr. belding! do shots with us!” and so he did. also seen on the same night in the same hotel but in a different bar: fred savage. coincidence?

  4. ra  |   Posted on Sep 14th, 2004 0

    hah, these are photoshopped.

  5. mr. belding easily wins the award for scariest hairline EVER. have some dignity man and shave that shit off!

    and is it just me or does tracey gold look kind of hot in that mug shot?

  6. Krissi  |   Posted on Sep 14th, 2004 0

    Live it up, Mr. Belding!

  7. Kim  |   Posted on Sep 14th, 2004 0

    SBTB: E! True Hollywood Story was disappointing. There was no dirt to be revealed!

  8. Oh man, this is totally pathetragic.

  9. Anoush  |   Posted on Sep 14th, 2004 0

    What would Screech say if he saw him now?

  10. He sings Karaoke at “Dimples” every Monday night.

  11. Scott, I totally watched it this past weekend…It was like I was glued to the sofa on Saturday (nursing a hangover). Belding is SO hot with the moustache! I’d do him!

  12. sarah  |   Posted on Sep 14th, 2004 0

    ha–a friend of mine talked to mr. belding on the phone from my house on friday night. her friend was drinking with him. they were at a super cheesy umass bar. i love it!

  13. Puddin'  |   Posted on Sep 14th, 2004 0

    Oh my god, he looks like Rush Limbaugh in the top picture!

    I may be showing my age here, but these girls have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea the kind of stuff old pervs like this are thinking about them. They think it’s cute, but if they had a clue, they’d never stop vomiting.

  14. “there are 2 Beldings in 1 building and 1 Belding’s balding!” -Screech.

  15. Dennis Haskins was in my fraternity (back in 1968 or so). He’s reliving his college days.

  16. veronica  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2004 0

    Two of those pictures are from SUNY Oneonta, where I graduated from last year. My friends who hadnt graduated yet called me up one night at like 3 am, all wasted, yelling something about taking shots with Mr. Belding. They said he was there to give a lecture. My first question was, what the hell could he possibly be lecturing them about? He’s Mr Belding for christsake! No one seemed to know.

  17. Puddin'  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2004 0

    It seems to me that these girls are getting off on being naughty with their high school principal. Apparently they need to be reminded that THIS GUY IS ONLY AN ACTOR. It also seems that he’s in no hurry to disillusion them of their misconception. What a creep.

  18. Ellen  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2004 0

    hey stereogum! i haven’t read in a couple days & it was pure joy catching up…

    anyhow on belding, i lived in hollywood this summer and apparently belding is a regular at Dimples Karaoke Bar in Burbank- across from NBC & WB studios- looking for work, ey? no but seriously— he is ALWAYS there & always macking on college-aged girls & always pigging out on greasy food LOL

  19. sweetpea  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004 0

    why is he always hanging around college campuses
    is he trying to hang on to the last age bracket
    that remembers the show he was on. LOL

  20. Rocco  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2004 0

    I have always wanted to dress up in my screech costume and let Belding cornhole me in a dumpster behind the bowling alley where I live. If anyone can make this happen please give him my email address.
    Thank you,
    ROCCO

  21. Zoe  |   Posted on Oct 16th, 2004 0

    So I met Mr. Belding on my vacation to California in June at “Dimples” ..I walked in and he was singing karaoke (he was actually pretty good) I couldn’t believe it! I chatted with him for a while and he said he was from Chatanooga (and me also being from Tennesseewas quite surprised)…now reading this it sounds like he is staying in Cali now? Anyone know about the chatanooga roots?

  22. Hello folks nice blog youre running

  23. I’ve always fantasized about Mr. Belding butt-slamming Screech and then throwing Screech into a dumpster with the rest of the trash. Can someone put me in contact with Dennis Haskins so that I can make the appropriate arrangements?

  24. Gay Zack  |   Posted on Oct 26th, 2005 0

    I’d love to hang out with Dennis. I wonder if I could get him to do a body shot out of my asscrack? I like the pictures where he has a mustache, it makes me think of how good it would feel rubbing against my thighs. I know Screech is gay, but do you think Dennis would have gay sex with me if I got him drunk enough

  25. Kurt Steinberg  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2006 0

    Dennis Haskins is a take-charge type of guy. I heard that he used to call Screech down to his office at Bayside many times and would butt-slam Screech and then throw Screech out in the dumpster behind the school with the rest of the garbage.

  26. Guy Random  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2006 0

    Dennis is so hot. That mustache is so gay that I pitched a tent at first glance. I’d love to meet up with him at Dimples and we can sing songs from the Grease soundtrack together. Than during Summer Nights, we’d get really close and end up kissing. I’m so queer, I swear I’d do any man in a mustache. I’d also want to duece on Mr. Haskins bald head and rub it in with my coin purse. I hear he’s in contact with Dustin Diamond and that Dustin is flamming gay. When Dustin losses his house, I’ve heard he is moving back to Cali to live with Dennis. Maybe they continued their relationship?

  27. Slater-Bater  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2006 0

    Yeah sexy Den is looking amazingly hot in these shots. As a full blown Elton John style queen, I’d like to invite him around for a deuce party in my outdoor jacuzzi, hang a couple of fresh Taco-Bell steamers off his ‘tache and slap him around the face with a copy of Diamond’s chess DVD – that’s just for starters! ZOIKS!

  28. Rocco  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2006 0

    I heard that one time Mr. Tuttle, AC Slater and Mr. Belding all pounded the crap out of Diamond. They took turns spitroasting and gave him so many donkey punches that he went into a coma for three days. The producers of the show were pissed that production was shut down but Tuttle and Belding loved it as they ravaged the body of an unconsious Diamond. When he finally awoke he was covered in piss, cum, and shit!

    ROCCO

  29. Kurt Steinberg  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2006 0

    I heard that Dennis is so fat that he can no longer reach his crotch to wipe it clean when showering or going to the bathroom. I also heard that the odor from his crotch is so rank that it can actually melt lead! Does anyone else think that Dustin Diamond would get blood poisoning if Dennis made Diamond toss his salad?

  30. Kurt Steinberg  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2006 0

    I heard that Dennis is so fat that he can no longer reach his crotch to wipe it clean when showering or going to the bathroom. I also heard that the odor from his crotch is so rank that it can actually melt lead! Does anyone else think that Dustin Diamond would get blood poisoning if Dennis made Diamond toss his salad?

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