A few weeks ago, I found myself with Flavor Flav at a Times Square recording studio, trying to get the Public Enemy wildman to record some cool voice-overs for The Surreal Life. I handed him a sheet with some sentences I wanted him to adlib with. But I made a big faux-pas by spelling his name “Flava.” Apparently he hates that. I blamed the typo on someone else, and then we were cool. He dubbed me Great Scott. He had a lot of energy. And a big clock around his neck.

Anyway Flav and his Surreal Life love interest Brigitte Nielson are gonna be panelists on the season premiere of Best Week Ever tonight. I will be at the Drive-By Truckers show, but I’m gonna DVR it and I suggest you do the same. Their BWE interview was so bananas we had to put the whole thing on the Internet for you. Check out the chemistry between Flav and Brigitte. I could watch them for hours! Do I smell spin-off?

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Comments (11)
  1. Operation Brigitte + Flav = forever

  2. it’s like not wanting to think about your parents having sex, only 13,000 times worse.

  3. I hate to say it, but this is what every woman wants. A man who kisses her after she tells him to shut up.

  4. jenny  |   Posted on Sep 18th, 2004

    No Mac support? What is wrong with Vh1?

  5. Operation can’t do nothing about it is now in effect!

    Surreal life 0wns. I have a clip of Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy from Season 2 up here :

    http://www.nuclearbeef.com/archives/000630.html

    Also, I totally pwned VH1′s “Best Week Ever” over here:

    http://www.nuclearbeef.com/archives/000632.html

    W00t Surreal Life! Flava Flav!

    =darwin

  6. Yeah dude, “Flavor” went nuts when he saw a piece of paper during his Best Week Ever interview with his name spelled wrong. Who knew that Mr. Flav, was so gramatically correct?

  7. His Bush diatribe was so hilarious… thanks for the link

  8. adam  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    Thanks so much for posting this. Hysterics.

  9. cnm72  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    is it my imagination or can you make luggage from her skin…

    oh evil sun…

  10. sweetpea  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    i’ve said it before, i’ll say it again…There’s somebody for everybody.

  11. I am so jealous of your job. Someday production work will come back to SF… or I’ll face up to having to commute or move. Mm. Now I have to go find a Windows machine so I can watch the video. Friggin’ Windows only interface. Blah.

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