Sun Sep 19, 2004 01:24 PM ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Ooops! Pop star Britney Spears did it again and got married for the second time this year — this time to dancer Kevin Federline in a private ceremony in Studio City, California, “Access Hollywood” reported on Sunday. Spears, 22, and Federline, 26, surprised their parents with the unexpected ceremony, which took place in a private residence, according to a publicist for the syndicated entertainment news program.
Mavel Tov kids.
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You know, I kind of dig the prerogative vid. And this marriage, it’s kind of like, “okay, whatever, good luck with that…” I’m going to the park now. Maybe they will beat the odds and make it. Poor Britney. All she wants is to be loved for who she is, unfortunately. Instead of for her revenue generating prowess. Turns out the dress was strapless, not assless as defamer predicted. Sigh…Scott, you MUST post something uplifting this week. I beg of you.
pure speculation on my part, bien sur. maybe she is loved for who she is… but if she were, why would she have to rush everything? if marriage is forever, why hurry it along?
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the following is not a joke, but is in fact truth:
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BRITNEY WEDS!
ET has confirmed that BRITNEY SPEARS and her dancer fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE tied the knot in a surprise Saturday night ceremony in Studio City, CA.
Afterwards, everyone dined on a feast of chicken fingers and ribs while music played from a boombox.
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make sure you read that last sentence twice, and then maybe say it out loud to yourself a few times. that’s my idea of a fairy tale, right there!
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ET is reporting “Afterwards, everyone dined on a feast of chicken fingers and ribs while music played from a boombox”
(i can’t make this stuff up: http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/2004/09/19/bspearswedding/)
Well, lets face it. We all kinda *knew*…we just had no proof. Damn that shifty trashy girl. Damn her to hell.
o.k. they got married in studio city you know that’s the valley. how perfect … they ate chicken fingers. at least she stayed true to her “ROOTS”. anyways wish them lots of happiness and hope thier divorce is as cheap as thier wedding.
the cheetos! won’t anyone think of the cheetos?
a) Her mother must be insane with fury.
b) When, dear God, when will the press STOP beginning every story about Britney Spears with “Oops, she did it again?”
foul! (p.s… can’t wait for di divorzio/di annulment!)
Best of Luck, Britney and Kevin.
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I hope she’s learned to take marriage seriously, now. The concept behind betrothing oneself to their beloved is a heartfelt commitment, not a drunken publicity stunt. Dumb girl.
I bet her mama cried.
honeymooning in west virgina??
and yet they STILL won’t let gays marry. If it’s ok for white trash noshing on chicken fingers afterward, why is not ok for them?
“and yet they STILL won’t let gays marry. If it’s ok for white trash noshing on chicken fingers afterward, why is not ok for them?”
Because the folks who make the laws prohibiting gay marriage would get off on watching a white trash bride like Brit on her honeymoon and are scared shitless of the bigger boners they’re afraid they’d pop if they watched her backup dancers on their honeymoon.
Oh wait…she married one of her backup dancers.
PARADOX ALERT!!!
In even more breaking news, the wedding was reportedly attended by Moesha,Chester Cheeta,Little Ones, the woman Britney’s mom Lizzy Grubman’d and the Dukes of Hazzard…
Ha! And Topanga. Don’t forget Topanga!
and most importantly i forgot mister bobby brown who was accompanied by that filthy crackhead… err i mean whitney houston.
HELL FUCKING NO. I CANT PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT.
sorry if i bother anyone.
“And now that the talented twosome has made it official, they may head down the same successful road as pop star pair and “Newlyweds” stars JESSICA SIMPSON and her hubby NICK LACHEY and appear in their own reality show. According to Us Weekly, Britney has been in talks with MTV executives about starring in a new season of the popular network series!”
http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/2004/09/19/bspearswedding/
What aNOTHER fucking way fro Trashy Spears to sit back on her ass & make money…what a fucking JOKE..but I bet everyone will watch it!
chicken fingers, ribs, & salad! what si this apart of the atkins diet?! LOL
omg…how cheap…and wtf was she wearing.
brit for the sake of fashion! stop the madness!
I love her, but I think her hick side is shinning to us all now. I don’t know why she’s being so trashy. I’m not saying that she and kevin getting married is a bad thing, it may be for her fans. It’s her life and she should live it, but ewwww…Why did she have to pick some unemployeed piece of trash?? He isn’t even cute. He has no income, she’s the one bringing home the bacon. I don’t think it will last, I think she’s looking in all the wrong places for love and acceptance. Getting married may help her, but then again it may not. I wish her the best though.
Britney’s life is a shipwreck..where did SHE go wrong????
Kevin Federline is a piece of free loading white crackhead trash, she must feel sorry for the putz I guess…
Money sure can’t buy class!!!!
brit isnt some girl from ny or la, she is from back woods trailer trash redneck louisiana. down there ever girls dream isnt to go to college, its to got knocked up by your trailer trash backup dancer and have kids so you go walk barefoot into the local walmart bathroom. brit is soo trashy i love it!!!
I just wanted to say that everyone should leave Brittney Alone because she finally found someone who makes her happy and if she was so obssessed about justin she wouldn’t go marry someone else to get him back. Anyways Saggitarius and Aries are very compatible so they were meant for each other I know this because I’m a Saggitarius and my boyfriend is an aries and he is the best guy I ever dated and he makes me happy so I know how brit feels about kevin so everybody mind your own business anf leave her alone you are probably all just jealous because you can’t find someone who make you happy.