Jack White has never looked more like an indie-ized Michael Jackson than he does in this 20-second preview for an upcoming episode of American Pickers, a History Channel reality show about two guys who buy and sell weird antiques and collectibles. The plot of next Monday’s episode appears to revolve around the question of whether White will buy an elephant head. I think he probably will! And in the grand scheme of things, that’s really only a couple of degrees removed from buying an elephant man skeleton, no? Watch the preview below.
Completely unsurprising actual line of dialogue: “Jack White collects crazy stuff.”