The Federlines, having already hit Jack In The Box and Taco Bell this week, continued their crosstown fast food binge with a trip to Subway.
But then some photographer had to get all up in Britney’s grill, y’all!
Of course Brit Brit threw her Coke at him (because that milkshake shower went over so well at Sonic last month.)
Um, Britney … you realize he had a camera on him, right? Maybe it’s time you learned how to cook? Or order in?
Note the return of Brit’s red string bracelet. It’s on the hand that’s not flipping the bird (in accordance with Esther’s Guide To Jewish Mysticism).
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Eeew…check out her saggy, floppy boobies.
Homegirl needs to start wearing a bra out in public, among her other ghastly fashion indiscretions.
It look like she did take someones advice in the other post. she does have what appears to be a subway drink in her hand. now thats alot healthier than taco bell and jack in the box. way to go brit!
Where the fuck is Kevin’s cigarette??????
why can’t she wear a hat normally? why why why??? i hate looking at her!!!! but i can’t stop! she’s like the world’s boobiest car wreck.
Looks like she already spilled her drink on her pants. Must be dribble from the milkshake last week.
THESE ARE THE BEST BRITNEY PICS YET! The milkshake ones were weird because of the masks, but THIS is just hilarious.
How can she seriously be angry at the very thing that made her rich? Publicity paid for her entire life. But now she’s angry?
And flipping the bird… priceless.
Look closer, she’s actually giving him the double-finger (a risky move considering the venti frappuccino).
good god she is so gross.
> Look closer, she’s actually giving him the
> double-finger (a risky move considering the
> venti frappuccino).
Oooh — good eye!
Also it was nice of Kevin to let Britney borrow his Yankees cap. Kevin is a gizzentleman.
what does this girl do in between eating fast food and smoking marlboro lights??
why does it seem like kev kev is even laughing at brit brit in the first photo.
gosh, britney’s gone to the dogs! it’s all funny and amusing!
she looks like she’s been crying.
Those two are disgusting and they look like they never change their clothes. While I can’t get enough of these pics, I can’t help wondering why the press are still following her. She used to be a star, but now she is just the most famous example of white trash since tonya harding.
“what does this girl do in between eating fast food and smoking marlboro lights??”
Well, duh! She gets married! :-B
It’s cute how she lets Kev totally drive her car, y’all.
Those fuckers look like they haven’t showered and washed their clothes in weeks.
Even better is the Boston.com article about the Onyx Hotel in Boston, where there is a Britney Spears Foundation room, which is stocked with Cheetos (seriously), and other memorabilia, decorated in part by Mommy Lynne. And the best part is a pink calfskin bible in the drawer! So, rosary-as-necklace followed by calfskin bible followed by Kaballah bracelet.
*Totally* logical.
i can’t tell if this is forced, simply another way for her to stay in the blogs…but she does look pretty pissed in that first photo.
Damn, she has some nasty tits. Her next magazine cover should be National Geographic…
okay… look… i know we’re all here to celebrate the delicious descent of an icon and all but… there’s a way, way, WAY more serious issue at hand in that second photo (shivers slightly with fear) DID ANYONE SEE ‘THE RING’????
ack!!
Seriously, are those the ONLY pants she ever wears? look at how many other pictures of her they show up in. Did she spend all of her money?
It’s her perogative! LOL
Hahaha- I just spit up on my computer laughing at this:
“Her next magazine cover should be National Geographic.”
I hate being mean to my family, but Britney and my little sister are twins. Even down to the trashy jobless boyfriend, ironic hats and braless wonders…so seeing this reminds me that Britney, like my sister, is a spoiled dirty brat and smokes a lot of ‘dro.
On that double finger sighting….Looks like she is flicking Kevin off too. Isn’t marriage great?
dude, that’s not coke, it’s pepsi!
she could sooo feed a small nation with all that fast food.
or at least camp britney
Check out this classy pic of Kevin http://www.gobritney.com/album3606/britney-spears-3606-69702.html
Kevin sure loves his wifebeater.
It’s a wonder her restaurant venture, NYLA, did so poorly, considering her superb taste in haute cuisine. subway, indeed!
if she hates the paparazzi so much, why ride in a convertable?
>dude, that’s not coke, it’s pepsi!
I was thinking that, too. A Subway in McHenry, IL used to have both Coke and Pepsi on the same fountain. Scandalous! just like Britney!
I’m sorry, but Kevin looks really hot in that first picture. He’s gross, but hot. I hate myself.
oh, Lucy, no. He filthy. Nobody can look hot in wearing the same wife beater for the 3rd day in a row.
Is she ever going to post that letter? I really need to know what constitutes as an “AMAZING” life changing (or whatever it was she called the letter) experience in her world.
oh, Lucy, no. He filthy. Nobody can look hot in wearing the same wife beater for the 3rd day in a row.
Is she ever going to post that letter? I really need to know what constitutes as an “AMAZING” life changing (or whatever it was she called the letter) experience in her world.
why is that every pic that shows brit pissed off at the photographers, kev is always smiling?
Well well well, looks as if the snap-happy couple took my advice and went off to Subway after all, ya’ll!
So I’ll just consult my Magic 8 Ball here, and…
Me: “Will Britney Spears-Federline ever get it right?”
Magic 8 Ball: Don’t count on it.
I just don’t get it… if you can’t stand her that much, why waste the time posting a message stating you’re sick of her every time she one’s on the site…
i don’t know what is more amusing, the brit-brit bashing or how the media eats it up… both in my opinion are equally funny… anycase, free exposure for her upcoming album next month…fucking genius brit!!! keep it up!!!
well said.
Now that is what I call sloppers!
Slopper Mania !
Man Alive !
Ew! No! Not sexy! He resembles Cat Stevens circa 2003/4!
She is such an asshole..
Who needs to wear a fucking bra in public..
And learn that when you’re famous, people are going to follow you and take pictures of you (shouldn’t she be used to it AKA above a stunt like this?)..
oh and yeah, don’t be a poser when it comes to something like religion. makes you look like a frigging moron.
Did she pay for those tits? They are disgusting, I feel sorry for Kevin having to wake up with that pig every morning…. must be the cheddah, I mean I would let her blow me for that kind of loot….. but I would be thinking about Christina!
How is she not absolutely GINORMOUS considering that every photo we see of her, she’s wolfing down some venti frappacino.
How is she not absolutely GINORMOUS considering that every photo we see of her, she’s wolfing down some venti frappacino.
britneys hat is too big….and she has something red on her jeans…
are your tampax leaking, Britney?
o.k. so here what i think..
getting a boob job that is sagging now for all the lies you told to your fans that you just had a sudden growth spurt.. $8,500
going to eat at subway with your husband $12.85
throwing pepsi (the item you market) at photographers (boring she should be shooting bullets) and probally inguring a photohog with a potential law suit $1 Mill
dashing off in your white car with your dead beat husband and throwing the finger and having magazines go crazy to publish this stuff $150,000
watching the pop star you hate the most having a public meltdown : PRICELESS
“THIER ARE SOME THINGS MONEY CAN BUY YOU FOR ALL THE OTHERS THEY ARE CALLED THE LESSONS OF LIFE AND THERAPY”.. BRITNEY TRY IT ..
P.S. LOVE YOU X TINA..
if she hates the paparazzi so much, why doesn’t she retire and perhaps leave hollywood or l.a. or whatever capital she lives in.
#2 she has to be the only white trash sleaze who probably pays $400 for jeans that look like they’ve been used, trashed, pissed on, bled on, shredded by freddy kruger, etc.
instead of buying her husband some hotrod, she shoulda bought the assmunch a friggin shirt and a personal stylist perhaps, too.
thanks to those who pointed out the double bird in the car photo. that is too hilarious that she’s flicking her “husband” off, too. precious…
Paparazzi following you around and talking pictures is part of what you signed up for when you decided to being a “popstar”/public figure. Deal with it. Cause thats your life for now until you decide to quit that life and go and hide.
“How do you get away from the Paparazzi? Don’t go out.” – Tommy Lee.
see, that’s the thing, if she did retire, they’d still follow her around. People would still hate her, yet be curious as to what she is up to during retirement.
as for the $400 jeans? apparently you’ve never been to hell-A and dealt with “super-fly” socialites and trust fund babies I deal with… They’re in… unfortunately… and even your local Abercrombie carries some form of them! Enjoy!
one last thing: is she really flipping off Kev-hun? looking closely at it, it appears to be part of the car, all fingers wrapped around her yummy drink!
They’d only follow her for a while until they realized that she’s not doing anything worth watching…that is, unless she IS doing something worth watching, like acting like she thinks she’s better than everyone else while in reality behaving like a low-rent ho bag.
Seriously, if she just went back to living an everyday life, like the rest of us, how long do you think it would take for the press to get bored? Not long.
P.S. How long do you think it would take Mr. Spears to get bored if she wanted to live an everyday life?
GO BRITNEY!
I think its about time she is showing the papz what she thinks about them following her around! FREAKING STALKERS!
Let the poor girl be!
Many comments have been made about the sagging boobs. Whose? Monsieur F.’s titties are beginning to show a little droop as well!
isn’t going to subway or going out to eat normal?
She is just a tiny, ignorant fuckface with ugly tits. Even her finger looks weird…….
Hey kids!! Today we are going to learn about: How to throw soda at a paparazzi photographer!
Well kids!!
The number 1 is:
Get them to follow you around for about a whole day.
Number 2: Get them to say nasty things about you, directly to your face.
Number 3: Buy a Coke/Pepsi, (not to obvious though)!
Number 4: When you think they have gone far enough; throw the Coke/Pepsi in their face.
Number 5: Act like you’re totally pissed and get in your car.
Number 6: Drive away showing them THE FINGER!!
And if you do ALL these things, you’re still not Britney!!
So kids, today’s lesson was: How to throw soda at a paparazzi photographer!! And we learned that you can’t become someone else just by doing the same things!!
So kids, whatever you do, DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME (you might be sued for a couple of millions)!! And we all know, we don’t want that to happen!!
As for you Britney, get a grip, you used to be so COOL, now look at you in worn out jeans (yes I know she probably bought them at Versace or something), but a least the things you bought there before were nice!! Now I’m not gonna go tell her what to do with her life, she’s actually smart enough to know that herself, but all I’m saying is, maybe you should take a look at some of the photos from your early years and compare them to some photos from today’s magazines (yeah, yeah, and there we go with all that crap about her getting all grown-up and stuff, but she doesn’t have to make a fool of herself just because she’s growing up, am I right?) and decide which way you want to go!!
With Løøøøøøøøv Elisabeth!
Ps: I know she’s smart enough!!
attack of the little people.
brit looks better from the back…probably what justin thought when he was fuckin’ her. lol
on another note..if the papparatzi had either A.) someone else to focus their attention on or B.) stopped giving a damn about where brit is..
i bet she’d stop looking like trailer trash…but then again…like the paparatzi is REALLY going to stop…
Poor Brit. She’s really a 100% trash right now. Can’t she afford a decent pair of jeans? Does she know the word TIDE or SUNLIGHT? I can’t believe she’s wearing those stained, filthy clothes. Plus, the girl needs a bra. With her hanging, sagging boobs she looks like an old school grandma. Plus the hat is so low class on her. Seems like marriage hasn’t help her at all. She looks more pitiful than ever.
“attack of the little people.”
ROFLMAO! Good point. But weren’t they the ones who brought the giant down?
I hope its pepsi. Unless her contract with them is over. I like how it looks like her husband in the background is laughing.
I hope its pepsi. Unless her contract with them is over. I like how it looks like her husband in the background is laughing.
I don’t care what anyone says, the jeans are disgusting. And ol’ Kev is probably always laughing and smiling because he might have an inkling that it looks better in photographs than a zitted-up-cheeto-encrusted sour expression. Or maybe he just likes the attention…
Britney <3
such a pathetic attempt at being cool, and trying to be “rock n roll”. put the mickey mouse ears back on Britney. they’re still there, i can see ‘em.
cut off the red bracelet, it’s bad luck you know.
no class…
her husband wasnt even close to finishing that drink
not agin… ae ville gjort det samme (norwegian)
wtf? people should leave her alone, thats not right to have people all up in your face with a camera clicking away, people really should just mind their own business.
Britney Spears is absolutly horrible. I cannot believe the moronic citizens if the country allowed a piece of whitetrash to become so famous. She’s a skank who you could find in any small time own wit a shitty voice. Hey Britney – EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I CANT BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO BE RIMAGING IN MY LIFE! THATS RIGHT! MY LIFE! ITS MY LIFE,NOT ANY OF YOURS SO JUST KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS AN IGNORANCE TO YOURSELF! I AM ONLY HUMAN AN EVERYONE DOES THINGS THAT AGGRAVATE OTHERS SO STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME AN GO FIND A LIFE!
YOUR ALL JUST JEALOUS……
TO ALL OF THOSE THAT LOVE ME..WORDS CANT EXPRESS THE EMOTIONAL EXTORT OF MY FEELINGS TOWARDS ALL OF YOU… PLEASE KNOW THAT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE SUPPORT YOUVE ALL GIVEN TO ME..
LOVE,
BRIT SPEARS FEDERLINE