Tebowie Returns

Tebowie returned to Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night, with a version of “Ziggy Stardust” detailing Tim Tebow’s plight as the Broncos moved to acquire Peyton Manning. Oh, and how portentous this performance turned out to be; today, Tebow was traded to the Jets (UPDATE: Not so fast!), signaling an imminent Mark Sanchez collapse and a wardrobe change for Tebowie. Watch below.

As a fan of chaos, I am delighted about the Jets-Tebow arrangement. I’m Tebowing right now! Your move, John Parr.

Comments (4)
  1. Aw shit, so He’s off to the Jets? That’s kind of all too perfect considering the build-up between he and Brady in the QB showdown for the AFC Championship. And now Denver hands him off to the Pat’s arch rivals to keep the feud going… Damn. Reads like scripture to me…

    • Oh scripture, like the bible. I get it.

    • Yes, adding Tebow to the Jets will make them… better?

      • Actually it might make the Jets better. This past season the Jets had one of the most consistent defenses in the NFL. Too bad their offense couldn’t get anything done, which may or may not have something to do with Mark Sanchez.

        Tebow is right now looking to be Sanchez’s back-up, but we may see a QB transition similar to the Bronchos last season where Tebow descended from the heavens later in the season.

        Rex Ryan is the kind of coach that would give Tebow the room to do… what he does? I dunno, I didn’t bother paying attention to Tebow until now, since I love the Jets.

        #sportsgum

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