Former BFFs Kelly Osbourne and Avril Lavigne have had a falling out. Apparently, Avril beat the shit out of Kelly when the two spotted the same vintage Van Halen shirt on sale for $250 at an L.A. boutique. When Kelly implied that Avril “couldn’t even pronounce Van Halen,” Avril whisked the shirt off the rack and kicked Kelly in the shin. Ouch!

 

OK, I made that story up. I just wanted some text to go along with the photos. Now get back to work!

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Comments (27)
  1. That’s not cool, dude. Your audience has been punk’d in the worst/best possible way.

    I know that the political world has been resembling the Onion for quite sometime, I suspected that maybe the entertainment world was going to follow suit. Oh well.

  2. Oh, and why is it that everyone else can make checkered Vans look cool, even KELLY OSBOURNE, but when I wear my pair, I just look like someone who’s too lazy to mess with laces? My day has been ruined.

  3. cara  |   Posted on Jan 13th, 2004

    You got me all excited there for a minute.

  4. you can’t just lie like that. i believed you! i love celebrity feuds!

    you never post about the christina/britney conflict. you should–it’s highly entertaining. to me, at least.

  5. i am genuinely bummed out that this story isn’t true.

  6. i heard it happened @ fred segal. then courtney love came in and took off all her clothes in an attempt to impress all the sales associates, who just sneered at her surgical scars.

  7. bo jangles  |   Posted on Jan 17th, 2004

    kelly couldnt even fit in that tshirt (how i knew it was fake…)

  8. getabrainparishilton  |   Posted on Jan 17th, 2004

    Avril sucks. Go back to Canada, bitch.

  9. fuckgetabrainparishilton  |   Posted on Jun 19th, 2004

    Ok that first comment was like the most racist thing i’ve read all day, how about you get a life you tool.

  10. tylla  |   Posted on Jun 19th, 2004

    it bugs me when really really rich kids dress like they’re really really poor.

    and when bubble gum popstars dress like they’re alternative rockers.

    hey kids, stop faking it! you’re multi-millionaires for christ sake!!!!

  11. Melissa  |   Posted on Aug 3rd, 2004

    I knew it was bull Avril dont even talk she to damn shy besides Kelly would have sat on her with her fat ass

  12. eddie van halen  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2004

    hey i love the vanhalen shirt

  13. Tie and Ria  |   Posted on Nov 18th, 2004

    uhmmm yeah that is not fuckin cool at all to make those kind of shitty stories up because people do believe them! now why dont you go back and get your work done because u should not talk about favorite clebs like that all. thankyou.

  14. Ria and Tie  |   Posted on Nov 18th, 2004

    Hi, its us again…AVRIL DOES NOT SUCK, shes our idol and kelly as well..no more comments about them like that. and thats to you mrs paris shit.

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  17. Erin  |   Posted on Dec 31st, 2004

    Ok, I’m confussed… Was it just a made up story??? Awwwwww! I’m bummed! I wanted Kelly to kick Avril’s ass! I love kelly, I hate Avril. It would have been a fight well worth witnessing… damn. lol. Your mean, getting my hopes up like that…

  18. Carrina  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2005

    You shouldn’t have wrote that story it really sucks! You shouldn’t make up fucking lies about Avril or Kelly, they rock, and some people will believe that kind of story. If you’re smart AT ALL you would not write any story like that.

  19. Dafne  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2005

    This is SO NOT A COOL THING TO DO OKAY? YOU ARE JUST MAKING AL THESE SHIT UP AND MAKING READERS FALL FOR IT. WAHT A LAME-ASS JOKE.

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  27. Avril is the best thing that ever happend to this world, so please don’t you fuckin’ talk about her again like this
    PS: you fuckin’ suck big time asshole bitch

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