My friend Celeste, who has NEVER SEEN THE APPRENTICE, writes:
I went on a double date to Gracie Mansion Tuesday night with Kwame, Mike, and Bill. But Bill got cut out of this picture, just like he’s going to get cut off The Apprentice tonight! Kwame says, “Everything I do from now on is dedicated to Troy.” Well I say “Everything I do from now on is dedicated to Kwame.”
I don’t know how Celeste ended up at Gracie Mansion. She’s crazy. I think she’s sleeping with the mayor. But she and Kwame make a much cuter couple.
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If she’s rooting for Kwame, she obviously didn’t catch last week’s show.
i saw celeste just before this on 42nd/Broadway uttering something of a party at gracie mansion. i thought she was delerious. but i guess it was true.
I saw Celeste outside my apartment Wednesday morning. She was still drunk.
I think Mike Fox is playing GRAB ASS with KWAME
all mayors like a girl with one blue eye and one brown eye.
hey, did she get to take a hit off mayor bloomberg’s giant bong/?
what? celeste, OK, i’ll go to ballet classes with you if you take me on future double dates.
To Omit;
Apparently last week’s show was specifically slanted so that it would look like Kwame was going to be sacrificed to Trump’s comb-over. Supposedly it’s going to look the opposite way tonight, so that NO ONE knows who will win. My money’s still on Bill (Chicago represent!).
After an hour, my money is still on Bill. Sorry Kwame…
It’s over and Kwame’s probably better off. Look at American Idol; winners always get screwed.
And Omarosa is the new evil.
kwame better not date a white girl! there are plenty of beautiful intelligent Black women…Kwame…?
kwame better not date a white girl! there are plenty of beautiful intelligent Black women…Kwame…?