Did you miss me? Finally sorted out my tech problems and we’re back in busizzness. New hosting. New bandwidth. New buzz.
There were a handful of items I was itching to post during my blog downtime … now I forget them all. But I met a lot of bloggers at various parties last week, so hi to all of you. I’ll spare you the blogfucking.
Here’s photos of Britney & Kevin in Paris, taken this past Sunday:





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damn, britney looks busted.
welcome back, holmes. shmears.
Nice hair, bitch.
that movable type is a bitch…thankfully now we can get our daily Britney updates.
Welcome back! I don’t know you, but I think your site is the bees’ knees. Anyway, good to see Brit is still her white trashtastic self, even when in Paris.
welcome back, scott!
i was panicking for a while there, i need my stereogum!
Thanks for coming back. With no new Jon Stewart episodes and no stereogum i started to lose touch with a the goings on of the out side world!
I knew your first post back would be Brit-related!
I am not seeing why everyone says she’s gaining weight. She looks the same to me.
Ditto on the welcome back –
Blogfucking is the new bareback stizz
Grambo and Stereo, back in style, but where are the Fitzgerald quips?
Brit = busted is right…she’s always shite, right?
And to think, I danced my ass off back in 2000 to “Hit Me Baby…” — call it sorority formal blues, call it what you will – it was a fucking haul!
NYC or bust ’04
Dam, Brit is lookin’ so torn down she’s almost level with the ground.
2 words: Frump yyyyyy
woo! welcome back! the blogosphunk hasn’t been the same without you in it.
Ha, she’s in front of this shit retaurant on the Champs. Stellar. [/lame parisian dude]
Give us this day our daily Britney… welcome back…
so what hosting service did you go with?
Nice to see you back. I know I’m a little late on this observation, but that dude looks like a dirtbag. A real Budweiser-and-punching-my-old-lady type. Not that Brit looks much better.
Nice to see you back. I know I’m a little late on this observation, but that dude looks like a dirtbag. A real Budweiser-and-punching-my-old-lady type. Not that Brit looks much better.
I went with HOSTONY.com. So far so good! MP3s coming soon.
She looks like the female alien from Tim Burton’s “Mars Attacks!”. I’m sorry, I know all the love you guys have for Brit, but she’s butt.
I say we pool our funds to buy Ms. Spears a couple t-shirts that will save her some fashion dollars. One that says “WHITE TRASH” for when she’s at home and one that says “AMERICAN,” for when she’s abroad.
Welcome back, I love the pics you posted while you were away, BTW.
good to have you back sir
i almost didn’t make through the dual stereogum/whatevs down time
You’ve got me crying, trying to keep in these sniggers at my desk here in England, yet again. Agree with the wife bashing look.
Thank god you’re back!
so the sky is NOT falling?
good to see you back and blogging
xopersio
good to see you are back.
I can’t fathom how Brit is a multi millionaire and is wearing a $3.99 tank top, grown out roots and all dirty looking. Her man looks like a ghetto Brian Austin Green.
yay! you’re back!
She seems to have had her eyebrows removed.
welcome back, Kotter.
where is your livejournal feed?
Isn’t that last pic just a publicity still of Charlize Theron in Monster?
> where is your livejournal feed?
I dunno … can anyone help me w/ that?
thank god you are back!!!!!!!!!! where’s courtney
i need courtney…….
I love this website! I love getting my Brit Brit updates! Also I like getting my Courtney Love updates too.. hell yeah stereogum! you guys rock! Bring on more heinous pics of Brit Brit!
yeah- more heinous pics!!!!!!!!!
Stereogum rocks.
scott, dude, i read you via feed, and i hadn’t realized ’til just now that you were publishing again and that you started days ago!
anyway, yeah, i set up a new syndication account for you on livejournal: stereogum_xml. — i guess when you upgraded your m.t., you stopped publishing an .rdf file so we’ve all been in the dark.
it’s delayed, but glad to have you back.
i like britney.
that guy is brian austin green- i shit you not!
yes, please bring on more ooglay britser pics!
Dayam. I don’t think I’d even go across the street to the supermarket looking that crappy.