Okay, so it’s not outrageous (no questionable suicide in this one). But it does have lingerie, basketball, and Snoop D-O-Double-G.
Does this mean Brit Brit’s in NYC all week? EJ and I will lure her to our apartment with Red Bull and Camel Lights. Can someone point me towards the hippest Kaballah center in midtown?
Here’s some behind-the-scenes action from Miss Spears’ upcoming “Outrageous” vid:
You can click to enlarge this one, perverts:
Later on, The Sun followed Brit to Crunch where the pop star ran for 45 minutes and got her ass all sweaty (or is that a pants design?). Kevin waited outside and talked on his cell. Click to enlarge:
What do you think they talk about?
Kevin: Yo.
Britney: Yo.
Kevin: How’d the video shoot go?
Britney: It was FUN y’all! I met Snoop Doggy Dogg. He called me Brizzle. I didn’t understand one word he said! Do y’all know what a Brizzle is?
Kevin: Nah, g.
Britney: Word. Let’s buy some Cheetos.
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that little converstation you wrote just made me knock my drink over.
You would think with Brit Brit as his sugar-mama that dirtbag would be able to at least buy some clean pants that fit and shoelaces.
That gym she’s at is down on lafayette street right near astor place…I’d suggest lurking around there.
http://www.crunch.com/gyms/gym_detail.asp?gymnum=2
i like how her mesh cap is tilted at a rather rakish angle while she jogs at about 1.1 miles a year, the baby oil dripping down her backside. that’s classy. almost as good as the time i taking a spin class and the weird asian lady (not my mom) who wears thongs and tights underneath the thongs would grease up her arms and she slid right off the cycle.
god is that kevin guy greasy. does he not own any other clothes???
“brizzle.” nice. (stands up and applauds)
Kevin:
hey, my starbucks iced chai latter is almost gone. can you spot me a five?
Brit:
baby, i only got a benjamin…just take it.
Kevin:
word. my child support’s due anyway. i’ll hit you back.
I’d like to here Britney’s opinion on Reagan’s death. But wait, I think this video is a tribute to the Gipper.
Politics, Britney. It’s all so confussing.
oh my god, that’s my gym!!! i would have died. DIED!!!
has snoop declared a moratorium on the “izzle” phenomenon yet?
I’ve really been enjoying the Britney Kevin Chronicles each week here at Stereogum. It’s been quite fascinating, and you never know where they’ll pop up next.
So is Britney officially old and busted now?
Gross.
i seem to remember Snoop asking white suburban America to lay off the “izzle” during his SNL opening monologue.
“Because ‘nizzle’ doesn’t mean ‘neighbor.’”
I’ll cut down on the izzle. It’s hard, though.
Do you think Britney knows who Reagan is?
Um. She has man legs.
I love the one where Snoop is holding Brit Brit and he’s got a handful of her ass.
Good call on the man legs.
“Do you think Britney knows who Reagan is?”
Probably not, but I’d pay to hear what she says if ever confronted with that question. And Snoops “izzle” moratorium is questionable since he’s the same guy who said he was laying off the weed… And well…
Fo-shizzle if he ain’t still on it!
That sounded very white.
Yo, she is real dirty now. And what is with her face in that third gym picture? Sneezing? Crying? Seizure?
Sara, I think she is thinking very, very hard.
is this kevin guy even from NY?
he’s got a yankees cap in every color.
why is he reppin’ so hard?
poser
hmmm, very interesting…. britney’s video outfit has a vague resemblance to x-tina’s ‘dirrrrty’ outfit…..
That Kevin-douche is really workin’ the cliches:
Yankees hats and Starbucks (mentioned above)
Cig
Strategically placed tongue of shoe over “raver-esque” jean cuff to show off beat up white sneaks sans laces
He’s really one small step away from rockin’ the acid-washed denim look – maybe he’d make the move from cheetos to Funnyins (or is it Funnions, or Fonions, etc.?).
BREAKING NEWSSSS!!!
Britney Busts Knee, Complicating Video Shoot And Tour
Britney Spears injured her knee while filming a video for “Outrageous” on Tuesday night, delaying the shoot and complicating her forthcoming tour. Spears’ knee gave out while she was dancing, and she underwent surgery that evening.
More: http://www.mtv.com/news/
In that second photo, Britney looks like she’s playing basketball in the Special Olympics.
I asked this in a blog before,but i’ll ask it again,wasn’t this guy (Kevin) in ColorMeBadd?
Acid wash is coming back,beware!!!!!!
hahaha.. that convo was mad.
word.
roe luv:
http://www.vh1.com/artists/news/350216/06161998/color_me_badd.jhtml
Answer: So not possible.
Briteny is a slut.
I wondered what happened to Howie (or is it Davey, or Lenny?) from Backstreet Boys. It’s nice he’s seein’ Britney now.
brit dear that look is tired and you look like shit.. besides Xtina did that look a while ago. “can’t hold us down” that should ring a bell and girl don’t play yourself you aint britney from the block….
THAT”S the guy Britney Spears is seeing?…HIM??….the Britney that dated Justin Timberlake…ya’ll playin right?
that guy looks like the guy who walks up and down our main street sellin to whomever is askin
oh britney britney britney…
Didn’t think it would be too long til she resorted to making porn movies. And she must get pissed with all her clothes shrinking. Poor girl. Perhaps that’s why Kev buys XXL so she can wear the hand me downs after they’ve been through a few cycles…
Who is the Justin knockoff, yo…yo yo yo Britney…yo get me a Starbucks latte.
That poser looks so pathetic, like, yeah there goes my bitch on the treadmill. Oh what, me, what I am doing? I am here for the photo op.
If I were Britney, I would at least be out there getting the best Dick I could. She is garbage diving. Fo shizzle.
that second photo, its just so awful yet hilarious. anyways, good for her…she found a bra!
to me,
britney is alright. i support her in whatever she does.
in WHATEVER hse does…
i don’t give a fu###k yas, she does do something sthat get me mad, sometimes, but freak it!! i see ot this way eventhou me n he r r the sam e age, i would proably do da same theing if i was her. if anyone had a body like dat, young no kids, and single, as in not married… nad got $$$$ i don’ tgive a fu###k other people will do da saaammme thing… shiiittt!!! and yall don’t act like yall gonna front bout dat, cause$$$$$ makes people say or do CRAZY THINGS!!!!
i LOVE the first one! man, how she’s walkin reeeeeeeal slow, and still that guy behind her is running after her like hell. Maybe he’s gonna smack her upside the head, point at kevin, and ask her “wtbf?!?!?!?! why him?! what did i tell you about finding homeless people and dating them on the spot?!”
and britney spears will get back together with american’s favourite wigger poodle, justin timberlake.
I think Brit is the best and she deserves the best. That’s why that Kevin guy needs to get out of the picture fast. Realy Fast. And what’s whith the freakin hat? I wonder if he has money 4 shampoo.
Britney some day in your future like maybe today or any day. T think you should make a list of all of your video’s put them into 2 or 1 DVD’s
and sell them that way we can always look back at the most famouns Britney spears videos .That way when the world grows and new come into the world .We can say to them This was the popular singer in the whole world.
That picture with her in snoop dogs arm are kind of skanky, she’s got a boyfriend she could atleast stay off of people.
Britney Rocks!!!!!
BUT!!!she needs to get rid of the greasy little manhore…….i really don’t think he has another set of clothing!!STINKY!!
Britney Rocks!!!!!
BUT!!!she needs to get rid of the greasy little manhore…….i really don’t think he has another set of clothing!!STINKY!!
I absolutely LOVE Britney Spears…she totally rocks and I love everything that she does. She’s a true pop star and I can’t hate on her. If she likes to mess around with Kevin…who’s expecting another child with another woman, then she could go ahead and do her thang. That just goes to show that she doesn’t give a **** and that she a strong person who doesn’t let words run her life.
u know, people just hate on you when they know you are doin just fine. i give props to snoop my favorite rapper of all time.he is the most featured artist you can confirm that. chuuuuuch!
hey u guyz r crazy i mean itz just a video.. aaa i mean if u scrutinize a bit u could find faults in everyone. not that i’m defending her or anything. haahaha k wtvr
Did anyone else notice the electrical cord that she is holding on to in the trenchcoat/panties pic?
hey did anyone else hear that brit is pregnant???
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww………………………yeah her singing job is over…….
i heard she is 3 months and due in december thats probably why she (accidently) fell and hurt her knee huh???????????thats # WHAT 3 FOR NASTY GREASY KEVIN…..
i laughed my ass off at the much needed slams to little miss “deny everything”. she’s dumb man. watch, they will be divorced six months to a year from now. she is such a fucking hypocrite. do you guys know that she is 3 months pregnant?
i wouldnt be suprised if shes preg shes letting herself go and is looking a lil chunky lately.
britney I’m ins sekfali
How are you
britney you are mylove
HO HO BRITNEY
I LOVE BRITNEY A LOT
Hello peeps do we like briteny shes cool huh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi ppl i h8 britney she’s sooo out at the moment and i know she can fuck n e 1 she wants but she had to pick that greasy Kevin guy.
hi ppl i h8 britney she’s sooo out at the moment and i know she can **** n e 1 she wants but she had to pick that greasy Kevin guy.
britney spears is the best .. she was and she is and always will be the best no matter how many stars in the USA or in the whole world .. i think she’s cute with everything she does .. bless her
dude britney spears is like the skankest person in the world well actually she was untill christina came in wit her new cd anyway brit has a hole bunch of lil kid fans and shes a slut yeah thats a great rolemodel what a bitch she is ew and shes so0o00 frickin manly she has to much musles it looks like fat!! but i have to admit her new cd is frickin fetch man
What the heck are you guys talking about????
Stop stereotyping and get real. Baby one more tiem is over, so get in the zone and listen to the real Britney! She’s really cool!!!
like it or not!
Britney smokes and she’s a friggin’ alcoholic. Her homeless 26-year-old husband abandoned his now pregnant ex-girlfriend and their first child.
That’s some morbid shit.
um…she’s not even pretty anymore. she looks about 38, greasy, and is gaining weight quickly. there’s nothing wrong with being a little thick, but she doesn’t look like she’s taking care of herself anymore. her skin looks leathery and she’s gotta stop the smoking.
i love BRITNEY AND I AM THE NEXT BRITNEY !!!LOL
GOOD JOB !!
LOVE YA
yo! britney!
wazzup britney,
i’m sherwin from philippines,britney is hottest girl in the world where she is called best pop diva princess in the universe… where my no. 1 idol in the whole world… you.. thanks…
Britney is the best! I love all her songs! I don’t know why they don’t put all her videos on a website. I don’t know here to find and watch her video OUTRAGEOUS. I’ve looked everywhere and still can’t find it! I don’t know where to look anymore! ^_~
congratulations to britney. good luck and more power to her… she deserves all the good things happened to her…
lovelots, jeorlo
hellooooo how are you
I’m sara I love you a lot
britney+sara=LOVE
Britney is sexy and evry1 who says shes fat and needs to go to the gym r jus jealous and r probably readin this while sittin down and eatin a whole box of dohnuts
hi britney
how are you
I’m a big fans of you
britney+sara=love
Britney…… Eres la mujer mas hermosa del mundo te escribo desde mexico y quiero que sepas que estamos todos tus fans ansisos de que saques tu video “Outregous” eres la numero unoo
Yo,
Ppl’s! What’s with all the negativity. Damn, there is enough negativity in this world without having to rip into someone who is just doing her thang!!!
Spread some love and give props when props are due, when was the last time any of you were a multi-platinum selling artist?
Spread the love!
i like the way that brit keeps her self in shape and if you all think she has sweat from her cheeks well at least she does a propper work out !!!!! Let her do her thing without the cameras surrounding her and news reporters for once!!!!
xXx xXx
hi, i loved britney!!!1 she is amazing!
hi, i loved britney!!!1 she is amazing!
I love you a lot my britney
I m sara sekfali
hi, i loved britney!!!1 she is amazing!
I love you a lot my britney
I m sara sekfali
hi, i loved britney!!!1 she is amazing!
I love you a lot my britney
I m sara sekfali
hey Britney you are the bset i love all of ur songs! and ur soooo good at dancing! I love ya!!!
I just heard on an LA radio station- that Britney is 8 weeks pregnant- that’s why she got married sooner than the anticipated November date.
She has been seen buying baby things- assuming they were for Kevin’s newborn with Shar- but looks like they were for herself.
I love u britney
britney MY LIFE
BRITNEY MY LOVE
BRITNEY MY LIVE
BRITNEY
I love you britney
I love you
I love you
I love you
love you shielo
Verlaag jezelf niet zo… want zo ben je helemaal niet… kleed je gewoon aan
al wilt brit aandacht bij snoop, kan ze bter een indruk maken die hij onthoud en niet zich gedragen zoals een van zijn vele sletten.
HI BRITNEY I’M YOUR BIG FANS HERE IN PHILLIPINES BECAUSE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND GOOD SINGER DANCER AND ACTRESS PLS CONCERT HERE AND I WATCH I LOVEYOU
Hang on, this isnt the Christian fellowship resource centre, help me…be strong neddy….resist all temptation
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YAWN. Britney is about as interesting as a root canal. Actually those are pretty interesting. In her mad effort to remind us for the one MILLIONTH time that she is sexual, she has reached a plateau on Mt. Trashy. Congratulations, Ms. Federline.
I can just see the newleyweds now. Britney tokin’ on a red in her belly shirt and ass floss, trucker hat worn slightly to the right, lying on her $20,000 chaise lounge while Kevin, in his nasty 1980′s ghetto-wanna-be-but-more-boy-band-than anything white wife beater and N’Sync clearance button up, dry humps her in between swigs of Skky Vodka and Red Bull. Tres classy.
“Kev, not so hard! Ahm tryin’ to watch Jerry Springer, ya’ll.”
“Oooooh just one sec baby..hey when I’m done can I use your Visa?”
I think I’m going to be sick.
Wats the deal w/ britneys FIBS hat in her new video? http://www.exhaledproductions.com
me agrada
Is britney really pregnant!?!
i wanna LICK HER BALD PUSSY HER CLITORUS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SHE/ME HORNY
Salut britney comment vas-tu je suis Sara sekfali j’ai 17 ans et je suis fan de toi je suis folle de toi j’aime tout chez toi tu es ma vie
Mon premier CD que j’ai acheté c’est “Baby One More Time” ; quand j’ai tes vue sur une chaîne américaine j’ai pleurais tellement que tu es belle tu es comme un soilaiy qui brie si fore tu ma donnais la joie de vivre et tes chansons qui donne des raisons pour vivre
Quand je ne suis pas bien j’écoute tes chansons qui me fais de la joie dans ma vie
Chaque jours je pense a toi et j’écrie des chansons pour toi
Je t ‘aime britney et je t’aimerais toute ma vie
Happy birthday britney je te couette une longe vie plaine de joie et du bonne heure
” Une chanson pour toi ”
happy birthday to you ; happy birthday to you; happy birthday to you britney happy birthday to you
britney je t’aime et j’espère une jours te voir
ok bay & bonne chance
What’s that she’s rollin’ in the last pic?
i like britney spears……n i want like her ass……n i want dick my cock in her pussy…..i like 2 like her tits……britney spears……i love u……can i fuck with u…….you so beautiful…….i like your ass….tits…n your lips….n your pussy 2…..cant we just married……i like you……thiss is kisses from me…..muahsssxxx
Dirk, you are insulting the athletes of the Special Olympics.
y DID THEY CUT IT DOWN TO ONLY A TINY BIT ON MY DVD WITH ALL VIDOES IT ONLY HAS THE CHORUS ON IT. Y DID SHE JST DO THAT TINY BIT?
Britney Rocks. She is a diva. She has style and beauty.
Yes im agree with you teens – free porn movies love – paris hilton sex tape
She only did that tiny bit cuz she hurt her knee.
As a matter of fact I have to admit that I find it pretty good-as always!Go Britney!U may not have the voice but u definitely have the body!
hey I’m sara
britney MY LIFE
BRITNEY MY LOVE
BRITNEY MY LIVE
BRITNEY
I love you britney