“Duuuuude, I’m totally about to hook up with one of the Olsen twins … Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s Ashley ’cause she keeps eating ice cream … Sure, I’ll try to score you some blow.”

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Comments (187)
  1. jeremito  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2004

    Ha! I seriously thought this was a picture of your sister and her fiancee until I read the caption…Yikes, It’s her doppelganger!

  2. My sister would never wear ripped jean shorts. She loves frozen yogurt though!

  3. Where is the link to the site where you got this pic?

  4. what is it with these girls and jean cutoffs? (britney being the other notorious offender)

  5. I’m totally best friends with Ashley Olsen and she is TRULY SWEET and you need to stop making fun of her in Hoboken with PBR or something!!! GET A LIFE!!

  6. long face steve  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2004

    i dont get the old women look either…

  7. deirdre_tiegler  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2004

    didn’t somebody already post something about being best friends with Britney and getting a life, blah blah blah…?

    oh Tweens, how sorry I feel for you…

  8. sunchylde  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2004

    Hey Lindsay, I just saw almost the same exact post on one of the Britney Smears articles & you even said the same damn thing about Hoboken & Pabst beer. I’m starting to wonder wtf You do all day, & I bet your fingers have a Lot to do with it while hiding your lesbian affections from your friends & family for Britney & the Olsen twins! Betcha get all wet for Hilary Duff too. Don’t take your in-the-closet frustrations out on us just because you have a pop star fetish. WE DON’T CARE

  9. Wowza  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2004

    *LAFF* My, my, my. Selfish little trolls.

  10. madskrillz  |   Posted on Jul 9th, 2004

    All you Lindsay haters need to back off and get your own lives. I’m a good friend of Lindsay and she’s the sweetest person I’ve ever met. Just cuz’ you stupid wannabe trendoz can’t understand sarcasm and a joke in reference to a serious post made to a Britney article doesn’t mean you should take it out on Lindsay. I mean come on, if she had just come out and said Haterade it would’ve been too obvious, but unfortunately subtlety is lost on you sad fools. You with your PBR and your emo glasses and the like.

  11. Karen  |   Posted on Jul 9th, 2004

    God, Lindsay, you think you’re so cool because you have a website. I’m going to send you some hate mail even though I’ve never met you and even though no one is forcing me to read anyone’s blogs.

    Seriously, after reading that last post from sunchylde,it makes me think you should *definitely* turn comments back on on your site. If it were me, I’d relish receiving nasty, ill-informed comments and emails from people who missed the point entirely.

  12. Olsen twins are JUST like Drew Barrymore: having sex when they are 9 and snorting cocain and freebasing crack at age 10.

    I guess acting doesn’t require many brain cells. Most crack heads lie about everything.

    Got coke? Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen do. This guy pictured above is probably their dealer and is the one that got them hooked. He should be blacked balled and hung from his nose and I’ll stand a good distance away with a bow & arrow and shoot loaded coke darts at his face and genitals.

    People like that guy pictured above prey on hollywood stars in hopes to get them addicted and keep stealing from their fortune.

    If I see this guy in public, he is all mine, regardless if he is alone or not. I will jack him for all he has, even his shoes. I’ll probably shove his cell phone in his bung hole and have a 300 pound black man rape him. Then off goes his gentials and I’ll slice off his nose so you can no longer put powder up there.

    Then all hollywood stars could see his shmuck coming from 30 feet away.

  13. hey ppl whats up i think ashley soulud get a better canges with my bro becuase hes what she is probley looking for but im just saying anyways i hope marykate feels better and ashley too hang in there

  14. Butternuts  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2004

    Huh?? I just read Chelsey’s post 3 times and I have NO IDEA what the fuck she is trying to say (except for the last line of that pathetic excuse for a run-on sentence.)

    Damn. I can’t stand that no one on this forum can string together a sentence. Is there anyone here over the age of 5?

  15. katie and erin  |   Posted on Aug 11th, 2004

    sorry to say this but you people don’t know what the dame you are talking about Mary-kate and Ashely Olsen they are friends we can see them alot if we one too.

    katie &erin

  16. katie and erin  |   Posted on Aug 11th, 2004

    sorry to say this but you people don’t know what the dame you are talking about Mary-kate and Ashely Olsen they are friends we can see them alot if we want too.

    katie &erin

  17. katie and erin  |   Posted on Aug 11th, 2004

    sorry to say this but you people don’t know what the dame you are talking about Mary-kate and Ashely Olsen they are friends we can see them alot if we want too.

    katie &erin

  18. katie&erin  |   Posted on Aug 12th, 2004

    hey ass whole we heared you on the fat ass raido. got some bad news for you a big fat ass dog pull down your pants and fuck you and a dame tree did the same to you.now you better say sorry to mary-kate and ashley or you will be sorry if you don’t we will come to you and kick your whole ass i don’t think you want us to do that ! now you have a choice you bitch do you want us to do kick your ass be kicked by us.Or are you going to say sorry to them? You ass whole you don’t know who you are messing with! katie&erin

  19. Frankly, I don’t think Stereogum gives a dame.

  20. KATIE AND ERIN  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2004

    WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT YOU DID AND SAID ABOUT MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN! WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE TALK ABOUT US INSTEAD OF MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY BITCH

  21. katie&erin  |   Posted on Aug 16th, 2004

    why did you fat ass not write us back is it because you know we will come for you bitch.
    katie&erin

  22. detroit  |   Posted on Aug 16th, 2004

    question: katie&erin – are you retarded?

  23. katie & erin  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2004

    yes why who is asking if we are retarded why so you can talk about us too.they are our sister
    i hope you don’t every talk about them again do you read me
    katie & erin

  24. katie& erin  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2004

    for once why don’t you pick on us you ass whole why do you want to hurt our sisters they did not do anything to you did they yes or no so back off bitch there is no reason to do that jack ass.
    katie&erin

  25. katie&erin  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2004

    can yuo please write to mary-kate&ashley and say sorry for all the bad things you said to them and we don’t have to bit you up until you say sorry do we ass whole i hope not.
    katie& erin

  26. katie&erin  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2004

    we are about to go off and time now detroit
    hary up i want to know what you are saying so i can tell my sister erin what the ass whole is saying about us.you jack ass.
    katie&erin

  27. katie@erin  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2004

    we got to go soon so hary up we leave

  28. katie&erin  |   Posted on Aug 20th, 2004

    are you scare of us
    katie&erin

  29. casey  |   Posted on Aug 21st, 2004

    Mary

  30. katie&erin  |   Posted on Aug 23rd, 2004

    mary who are you scare or us because we can kick your but

  31. Happy Camper  |   Posted on Aug 23rd, 2004

    Katie and Erin…whats your malfunction?

  32. noel  |   Posted on Aug 25th, 2004

    hey ashely i know u helped ur sis thourgh all thesse years shes been on drugs well i hope u two have a good day and tell ur sis i said hi!!!

  33. lauren  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2004

    alright.. first off- that is a picture of matt kaplin above, ashley’s ex-boyfriend of 3 years (they broke up the spring of 2004) but remained good friends. and second- stop talking about and feeling sorry for yourselves katie and erin..

  34. lauren  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2004

    and.. mk and ash dont do drugs! so whoever put the post saying they did @ age 10 like drew barrymore, they didnt! and you call yourself a fan..

  35. Marykate and ashley I luv you guys. I love your show, your books your cartoons. I really wish someday we could really chat and see ourselves.
    good luck in your show.
    luv ya all

    your number one fan
    anjjie

  36. rebecca cox  |   Posted on Sep 29th, 2004

    hi am rebecca cox from england i am 1 of ur biggest fans i bet u get this all the time but really i am. my dream would be to meet you i have entered a few of your competitions but never won a chance to meet you

  37. rebecca cox  |   Posted on Sep 29th, 2004

    hi am rebecca cox from england i am 1 of ur biggest fans i bet u get this all the time but really i am. my dream would be to meet you i have entered a few of your competitions but never won a chance to meet you

  38. rebecca cox  |   Posted on Sep 29th, 2004

    hi am rebecca cox from england i am 1 of ur biggest fans i bet u get this all the time but really i am. my dream would be to meet you i have entered a few of your competitions but never won a chance to meet you

  39. rebecca cox  |   Posted on Sep 29th, 2004

    hi am rebecca cox from england i am 1 of ur biggest fans i bet u get this all the time but really i am. my dream would be to meet you i have entered a few of your competitions but never won a chance to meet you

  40. katie and ashleyand erin  |   Posted on Sep 29th, 2004

    you guys don’t know what the hell you gys are talking about,
    katie and ashleyand erin

  41. stacy  |   Posted on Oct 12th, 2004

    HI Im stacy and I do not know who Katie and erin is but if you think MArykate and Ashley are angels you are wrong.Who would be anorexia that is stupid and if you want to kick my butt go ahead I took kick boxing for 3 years so I would kick your butt and I hope to see your comment on the internet so back off people have their on opinon

  42. britney spears  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2004

    Hi IReally Love Mary-Kate And Ashely They Are So Beautiful Girls In The WorlD Ilove Them So Much

  43. katie and erin  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2004

    oh we are so scared now a little girl is going to kick are little butts and yes we are sisters of them so you can hurt us if you like we don’t care you are just jeluse of us arn’t you.

    katie and erin
    ps.mary-kate says hi to you bitch

  44. Im not a little girl I am 20 yrs old so you bitches need to shut your damn mouth so yeah I would kick your butt and marykate and ashley look like crap you probaly do to.

  45. martha  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2004

    hey grils

  46. jemma  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2004

    i dont know why all you people hate marykate and ashley so much i like them

  47. jemma  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2004

    also i think katie and erin should shut the FUCK up i love marykate and ashley whos with me?

  48. This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Hehehe…

  49. Hey girls I would like to talk yo you sometime, maybe in the future I will get to se mary-kate and ashley peace!

  50. hi, i am 14yrs old and i think mary-kate and ashley r sooo oo cool!! I have loadsa pics and posters of them all round my room.

    p.s why do u ask for our email.if u have a note of it email us as soon as possible. thanx

  51. hello.i em a girl and i em a big fan of marykate and ashley.i em 12 years end i em in norway.bie….

  52. caitlin  |   Posted on Nov 21st, 2004

    I realy want to meet you mary-kate and ashely, I look up to yours as role models, I have seen just about all your movies.When I’m Older I want to be like you mary-kate and ashely.MARY-KATE AND ASHELY ROCK!!!!!!

    ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE WHO DOUBT MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY ARE NOT COOL PEOPLE. GO MARY-KATE AND ASHELY

  53. Lynn  |   Posted on Nov 22nd, 2004

    Mary-Kate and Ashley RULE!!!!!

    I think there awsome,not just because there stars and have a lot of money.but because I believe that they are really nice people.
    They should have a chance.
    People don’t have to like them,but you really don’t need to be mean.

    Keep up the good work Mary-Kate-Ashley.

    : )

  54. hi i just wana say i think mary-kate and ashley are great.i love reading all of there books & watching all of thair films. and anyone who doesnt like them are not COOL!!!! jj

  55. LaSandra  |   Posted on Nov 26th, 2004

    this is to the britney spears person, marykate and ashley dont have any sisters stupid.

  56. katie&erin  |   Posted on Dec 2nd, 2004

    we are not stupid yes we are m&ao sister

  57. katie and ashleyand erin  |   Posted on Dec 3rd, 2004

    i guess you guys don’t have any thing to say to us do you bitches oh we will kick ass i hope half of you guys go to hell

  58. wildhorse  |   Posted on Dec 4th, 2004

    hey people you must have be stone. I hope you know what that means. High in your head
    you ass wholes

  59. the bitch  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2004

    what the fuck r u all on about, ur MAD!!!!

  60. the bitch  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2004

    what the fuck r u all on about, ur MAD!!!!

  61. Jade  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2004

    hi i talk 2 u on msn, well som1 mayb pretending 2 be u but im sooo confused:S they kno everything about u n i don no if its u or som1 being stupid !

  62. Jade  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2004

    hi i talk 2 u on msn, well som1 mayb pretending 2 be u but im sooo confused:S they kno everything about u n i don no if its u or som1 mesing me around.

  63. Jade  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2004

    do u hav n e brothas or sisters ?
    mayb one is caled liz ???
    n a cuz called zoe ?

    If so thn i kno em !

    l8erz guys !

  64. Jadecw lol  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2004

    do u hav n e brothas or sisters ?
    mayb one is caled liz ???
    n a cuz called zoe ?

    If so thn i kno em !

  65. jade  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2004

    howd ya tell the difference between em ?

  66. wild horse  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    mary-katie is left hand and ashley is right hand

  67. Bryan  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    katie and erin you fucking rock

  68. Bryan  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    katie and erin you fucking rock I wouldlike to talk to you both

  69. Bryan  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    call me 330-296-6049

  70. sexy girl  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2004

    why do you want them to call you

  71. sexygril  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2004

    do you want to go out with one of them yes or no what if they have boy friends. what would you do cry like a big baby.

  72. marshaher7  |   Posted on Dec 17th, 2004

    dear ashley and marykate i been looking to hear from you please e mail me i love you very much if you are on drugs you can get help at a hospital and get well today teenager are face with coke and pot and these are on the market but be strong and aware do not abuse drugs it will only make you sick so we know that please write me marshahe7@aol.com merry christmas and a happy new year

  73. marshaher7  |   Posted on Dec 17th, 2004

    yes if you do that s ok i know my numbeRIS 410 496 0267 IF CALL LEAVE A MESSAGE ask for mashaher7 love you merry christmas

  74. sana  |   Posted on Dec 19th, 2004

    hi my name is called sana i love mary-kate and ashley there really cool i wish i had a twin and was pretty like them.

  75. Angel04  |   Posted on Dec 25th, 2004

    Hey, Olsen twin..I know yall are cool, smart, friendly, and etc girl. I really love yall when in action movie every i watch, also wish yall keep act movie but i understand tha yall are into college..hope u have a wonderful in new york city..Hope u spent time then email to me, okay?
    Merry Christmas and New Year!!!

  76. Mikaela  |   Posted on Dec 30th, 2004

    Dear Marykate And Ashley,
    I Really Like reading your Books.
    Ithink you guys are really COOL:)
    And TO You guys That dont like them,you can
    just shut your mouths because I think they rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marykate and Ashley Could you Please maybe write me? Ihave always wanted to meet you Iam 14 years old My Addresse is Mikaela Stalder
    1691 Mercer St
    Aliquippa PA 15001

  77. i think that mary-kate and ashley rule i luv u guys hope u can wright back soon and hay to all u mk & a fans out there!!

  78. katie&erin  |   Posted on Jan 2nd, 2005

    brian you didnot tell me why you want them to call you katie &erin

  79. chelsey  |   Posted on Jan 3rd, 2005

    hey ashley I ddi not thinke you would get like this or you marykate you look bad just to let you no that and ashley you do to i liked you when you were little not no more

  80. chelsey  |   Posted on Jan 3rd, 2005

    hey ashley I did not thinke you would get like this or you marykate you look bad just to let you no that and ashley you do to i liked you when you were little not no more

  81. je vs adore je suis fan de vs et il y a que vs dans ma chanbre et j’ai un megas poster de vs

  82. charlotte  |   Posted on Jan 6th, 2005

    Hey marykate and ashley

    you guys are soooooooooo cool?

    I am just watching your movie New york minute.

    from charlotte

  83. Hiya! I dont know wheather youare the real Mary-Kate and Ashley but if ye are please just write back! Iam your numer 1 fan. Im from Ireland.

    Cya l8er

  84. sophie  |   Posted on Jan 23rd, 2005

    hi pplz dnt be nasty 2 mary kate ‘n’ ashley u no u r jelous so there is no point in wastin ur time kz? u r so damn stupid 2 be pickin on millionares rnt u so shut it ok???? love yas all

  85. ho0j….ik wil wete hoe oud hun zijn ik ben fan van hum maar ik woon wel in nederland….en hoe oud zjullie zij..en als jullie al een vriend hebben..en hoe jullie bekent zijn geworden..jullie zijn leuke meiden…groetje…aline..ik ben wel jarloers…:P

  86. Sidsel og Emilie Dreyer!!!  |   Posted on Jan 25th, 2005

    Hey Mary-Kate and Ashley<3
    We comes from Denmark(:
    We are also twinzz:P
    We going to choir,gymnastic and we train small girls….! We hope at we comes too at see yourselves:)We should recards from one of our friend!!! What are yours telephone-number???We are very big fan are youreselves:D MANY greesings SIDSEL og EMILIE<3<3<3

  87. Emilie and Sidsel Dreyer!!!  |   Posted on Jan 25th, 2005

    hey again<3<3
    we hope at we comes too at talk with yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!
    we see yours videos and reads yours books, they are so goods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. Emilie and Sidsel Dreyer!!!  |   Posted on Jan 25th, 2005

    hey again<3<3
    we hope at we comes too at talk with yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!
    we see yours videos and reads yours books, they are so goods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SIDSEL AND EMILIE

  89. Sidsel and Emilie  |   Posted on Jan 25th, 2005

    ÅÅÅHH, SORRY!!!!!!!!!
    we come to at trying again!!
    May we get yours autographs??????????
    Sidsel and Emilie

  90. I think yous all should just leave MKA alone ok because they rule and who ever says they suck better get a life beacuse thenm you dont knoe who you are messing with i know them and i am friends with them and they are the nicest people ive ever met

    SO BACK OFF

  91. Jada  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2005

    Yall r all kind of pathetic. The twins go thru a lot but u ass holes dont seem 2 see that. Its not fair that when they mess up, they get it harder. Its not their fault america loves them, thats just all in the talent. Next time yall should think twice be4 judging them. They work a lot harder prolly then most u ass whips ever will.

  92. Kelsy and margarie  |   Posted on Feb 17th, 2005

    Hey we are new to this site and were just wondering if Bryan and Tim…and any other guys on this website are hunks (sorry we don’t know what the word for good looking is in America….we in olde Great Britain say fit)?

  93. hi mary-kate and ashley, hope u get this i love u guys. You are so pretty.please phone me i would luv to talk to u.I life in wales my number is 778289. i am 18. you are the lushed girls in da world! Luv ya bye.

  94. stop picking on them they are so cool

  95. Hi MaryKate and Ashily.I am a real fan of you.Now you’v got my email address could you chat to me.And I want each of you to give me your email address’s.

  96. mary-kate  |   Posted on Feb 24th, 2005

    i dont know why people are coming on and bragging about mary-kateandashley if you dont like them then why are you on this and erin and katie you arnt mary-kate and ashleys sisters they only have 2 sisters called lizzie and taylor so shut it.

    luv ya loads especially the people who said they love mary-kate and ashley i love them to.

    Mary-Kate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  97. Jackie Mumolo  |   Posted on Mar 17th, 2005

    Dear Mary-kate and Ashley,
    when I saw your movies you were the only thing that I would watch on tv. I love u so much. You know I am a huge fan of u guys. u are so hot… both of u.

    sincerly,
    Jackie Mumolo

  98. ASHLEY  |   Posted on Mar 28th, 2005

    hey marykate and ashely u guys better STOP doing drugs its bad and i would stop if i were u cause then your not going to be famous anymore and all your fans encluding me are not going to like u any more. buhbye ( YOU GUYS ARE BITCH’S MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY)

  99. Carissa  |   Posted on Apr 4th, 2005

    I Think Mary-kate and Ashley are awsome but their starting to become uglier and uglier as they get older. Now Hilary Duff that’s a whole different story she’s got the looks,style everything she’s gorgeous. I wish that Mary-kate and Ashley would of kept their old look they looked so much better and I really wish they wold stop using drugs.See Ya! Carissa

  100. hello mary-kate and ashley i was wondering may i have a picture of you too please because i have a competition with my freind we have to get people like you pictures and the person how has the most picture wins. when you are not bisey can you send it to my email it is abbruzzese2@hotmail.com
    and can you sign it please ok buy now…….

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