She loves little ones.
UPDATE: Uncle Grambo is back with fun links to Britney’s nipple slip and nymphomaniacal honeymoon story.
That News Of The World interview is so bullshit it’s hilarious. Do these sound like things Jason Alexander would say?
“Britney looked sensational in jeans and a black halter-neck top … I’ve never seen a woman look more stunning.”
“Britney wanted to be traditional and so she asked the limo driver [to walk her down the aisle]. I think he was a bit gobsmacked!”
“Britney wanted us to run away on honeymoon straight away but we were so shattered we went to bed.”
Did you guys know Jason Alexander is British?!
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lol she looks like my mom :-X
Question: Whose thighs are those framing the first picture?
how does she look like a lard-ass trainwreck one minute and then respectable the next? i mean, looking at her in that bikini doesnt repulse me like the b.j.s. of the last few weeks.
I have to stop hating for a minute… those are pretty f’in cute pics. Good on Britney for being a good sport with the kids!!
Why are celebrities celebrated for being normal?? This happens all the time…. wierd.
Indeed! This only negates chucking ash over the balcony….or wearing those shorts….
The little blonde boy with the shovel just experienced his first boner. God bless Britney.
good to see brit brit relaxing after awhile. nice shots of her stumpy legs.
Nice cankles!
And I don’t know what it is about her…she has the WEIRDEST body. She’s not fat, just oddly proportioned.
The funny part is to read ahead in the forum where her fans and her haters are arguing about the supposed validity of her knee injury.
these photos help a tad, but i’m still damaged from the naked macy gray photo.
she got it together and went to Trimspa or somethin’
i would like to point out that kevin federline is looking fucking hot.
She looks really happy with the kids. I give her 2 years, max. She’ll be preg-o in 2 years, and going on the Atkins diet to get rid of the baby fat. The stretch marks will be tougher.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml
the whole part of britney performing oral sex in the shower after stripping………..oh man. that dood is really fucking lucky.
Yeah– it seems that british tabloids always insert their slang into american celebrity mouths. You can speculate the many reasons why, but I guess it’s just cuz they’re filthy liars, right?
kevin federline is looking hot because it is summertime and it is hot outside…right?
they totally called him keith federline.
Ya’you know I never understood why people thought this girl was so hot.She looks almost like a midget with short arms and fat legs and that boy looking pot bellied torso.
She is deformed!
BTW-did anybody else notice how shes standing on her hurt leg?She sure is moving around freely for somebody who was suppose to be in a brace and then rehab for months.
Makes one wobder doesn’t it?
That storey is hilarious!She is pitiful.She seems so cruel to change her number.LOL.Jesus.I wonder if Kevin is going to have Deja Vu when he gets wind of this storey and be mad?
This is so funny watching Britneys fall from grace.Wonder what she’ll do next?I can’t wait for the saga to continue.LOL
I was thinking that our “Not a girl, not quite a woman” was going to fly right past “woman” and land on train-wreck a-la Courteny Love… That’s giving her too much credit… I think she’ll end up like Anna Nicole Smith (the 400 pound variety) and get a loser reality tv show where she smokes a lot of pot and eats boxes of twinkies!
Jason Alexander, a 22 year-old from Louisiana, says…
“I think he was a bit gobsmacked, but he did it.”
Mmm hmm. This interview’s totally on the up-and-up.
Well in Jolly old England they speak a bit differently than we do in the states.
Really though I believe the storey.Who is shocked by it really?It seems like all the tabloid stories turn out to be true nowadays.They were the first to break the engagement storey too.I feel kinda bad for BritBrit.Shes not to smart.
Her breast looks Fake!! Well, to me it does, yet she still denies it? Hey, why not Brit, Christina got em!
It kind of looks sort of like Britney is trying to impress kevin.Like See Im good with kids.Your kids will Like me.
I personally if I had any kids wouldn’t want them around Britney the porn star.