My lovely fiancee Eliza Jane has uncovered a disturbing trend in the pages of Star magazine.
If you’ll remember, last week’s super classy “Celebrity Flaws” issue broke the story about [cue "Blister In The Sun"] … Uma Thurman’s GIANT HANDS.
Now (from this week’s “Seriously, What’s Up With Mary-Kate? Anyone Know?” issue) comes the news that singer Macy Gray is 9 feet tall.
You heard it here first: Robert Wadlow is the new black.
(Thanks Lauren for the scan. Oh, and FYI — the photo on Macy’s right is of Clay Aiken, and not the kid from Deliverance like I originally thought.)
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Which flaw did they choose for Britney?
seriously, how is it possible for macy to have such a large head? her actual head is about twice the size of fergie’s. (although it could be an optical illusion because of her giant hair.)
also, it disturbs me that claiken has no eyes.
they said that brit brit has a “flubby tummy.”
How do you know about Robert Wadlow?
Maybe Macy was exposed to some gamma ray when she was at that attack at World Unity Day Festival in Times Square a couple of years ago.
dear god:
hey, howz it going? i was just writing to pray that that photo of macy gray and fergie was photoshopped. if not, good job on their genes, you’re a funny guy.
luv,
a fan
Every time I look at Macy Gray, I see her naked body. THAT’S NOT GOOD.
wow, Macy Gray looks like Andre the Giant in drag.
Hoyt Pollard AKA Clay Aiken:
“Hoyt Pollard AKA Clay Aiken:
”AHHH! *screams continuously around my chair while waiving fist at screen*
Awesome! thanks steve
hey, umm, got any pics of those GIANT HANDS you can direct us to?
mutant appendages or no, uma’s still i-played-a-bisexual-in-a-film-based-on-the-work-of-anais-nin level hott.
i think that issue is kinda screwed up… are they saying that celebrities have to be perfect in every way at all times?
Um… not gonna happen.
DUDE MACY GRAY IS FUCKING “TALL”.. WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT.. SHE MAKES FERGIE LOOK LIKE A ACTUAL FRAGAL ROCK.. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT WHO SHE PHOTOGRAPHS WITH NEXT TIME
A Mary-Kate update from MTV.com:
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1489437/07152004/story.jhtml
I think this is the sickest thing ever! Hellooooo, these ppl are just like us, we all have flaws! And what the hell, saying that someone’s teeth are different colors and shit, and saying that someone has big hands, how much fuckin time do ppl have on their hands to notice such small flaws!
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