It’s great that Britney’s now going to have TWO stepchildren! But who will teach them to tie their shoes?

I’m guessing not Kevin (based on these photos from 5/6 – 7/18):

 
 
 
 
 

Can we chip in and buy him some velcro?

Comments (111)
  1. christine  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    good god, he is SO GROSS!

  2. he’s just keepin’ it gangster.

  3. He’s a dancer though. It’s probably hard to dance without shoelaces.

  4. He’s just saving the cops the trouble of having to ask him to remove them when he gets sent to central lock up.

  5. it’s like training wheels for the gansta walk…take your laces out and you just have to walk all funny…otherwise your shoes fall off

    heh

  6. mints  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    Ok, I need some help here. I remember when the whole ‘no laces’ thing was kinda popular a few years ago. (KINDA being the key word…) Is this still common? I mean, I thought it had gone the way of trucker hats. Or am I just old?

  7. sarah  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    Every step he takes is offensive.

  8. diddamins  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    He puts the dirt in dirtbag.
    And has anyone ever seen this em-effer dance?
    Then again, does anyone care? I guess not.

  9. damn, he likes the nike dunks a lot.

  10. becky  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    between the shants and the big, goofy, untied shoes it looks like he mugged a 12 year-old and took his clothes. yuck-o.

  11. shants is a great word.

  12. cindy loo-hoo  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    so is ‘aglets,’ which he doesn’t have to worry about smashing up cause he doesn’t have any.

  13. kate  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    maybe he can’t afford shoelaces. although for a man who has enough illegitimate children to fill a school bus, he sure does have a lot of different pairs of the same ugly shoes.

  14. zipyflavor  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    Uh, is no one going to talk about the dainty ankles on that boy?

  15. jenny  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    mints — if I recall correctly, the no shoelace thing was popular back in ’86 with Run DMC and their Adidas. If it takes this bonehead almost 20 years to rip off Run DMC, it’s going to be another 20 years before he realizes Britney has no talent — something the rest of us already know.

  16. Tylla  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    he’s got one pair of dirty shoes for when he walks the dog (no pun intended), and the other three are for the times when he has to be a bit more dressed up…..

  17. Jaime  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    As a dancer, wouldn’t he want shoes that would, you know, STAY ON when he dances? I mean, he couldn’t even be bothered to use the velcro closures on some of those sneaks.

  18. It’s a look, yo. lol

  19. And he wears man capris. Who the hell decided that men should wear capri pants?

  20. guiNee  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2004

    Looks to me the man has a hard time finding pants that actually fit. They’re either too long or too short…
    Never trust a guy in 3/4 pants..that’s what I say.

  21. sweetpea  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2004

    that look is so played, and please tell me those are not draw strings on the bottom of his pants!
    hell naw!

  22. ultra_violet  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2004

    Those aren’t kevin’s feet! Those are my boyfriend Rama’s feet! (second pic down on left)

  23. oh my god, that is like so retarded.

  24. joanlouise  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2004

    who wouldn’t want to gaze at a guy wearing those goofy pants and unlaced shoes and think “I’m going to spend the rest of my life with this man [term used most loosely]!!”

  25. WTF are up with those shorts all the way down to his ankles?!? And what’s with the chickenlegs?!

  26. Jessica  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2004

    I think that Britney rushes into things too quickly. This Kevin guy has a bad reputation from what everyone says. I don’t even think he likes Britney. She should stay with the guys like Justin instead of the ghetto superstars like Kevin.

  27. JEROME  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2004

    THIS GUY IS A TOTAL CHUCH.. HE LOOKS LIKE A SCRUB, HAS A SEVERE DRESS CODE PROBLEM, AND A SMALL VILLAGE FULL OF KIDS. WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND (LET ALONE A SUPERSTAR) SEE IN THIS BUM??

  28. barbara  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2004

    Is this dude black or white?

  29. barbara  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2004

    Is this guy white?

  30. Tammy  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2004

    You all need to the hate. He dances in Micheal Jackson video “Rock my World.” I think he is cute and as long as he pays his child support, he is a decent man.

  31. Tammy  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2004

    Stop the hate is what I meant.

  32. Meagan  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2004

    He dose look like he robbed a 12 year old !!!! His recent picture on aol he is sporting a SCRUFF beard thing! he just looks nasty adn in that new picture he kinda looks like justin timberlake LMAO!

  33. yomama  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2004

    At least he changes his clothes now. When I knew him, he’d wear the same shorts and shirt every day if you let him

  34. shawn  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2004

    where can i get a pair of thpose black and white dunks?

  35. shelby  |   Posted on Aug 14th, 2004

    This guy has nothing else to offer Britney, (no job, no money, no car, instant family, child support). It must be that is hung well. Britney wake up child, get a clue, he’s gonna take you to the cleaners, and then “do it to ya one more time”.

  36. cmack  |   Posted on Aug 16th, 2004

    dumbest thing I have ever read

  37. Kenny G  |   Posted on Aug 19th, 2004

    the man is a pimp

  38. summer  |   Posted on Aug 21st, 2004

    let him do what he wants if wants no shoelaces thats fine let him be

  39. well i think he looks pimp in the first couple(half shoelaces) but then he wears none and it looks like the guy is a complete fag. hes gonna taKE BRIT FOR A RIDE

  40. Babygirl  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2004

    heys so sexi, i luv his style!!!

  41. priscillarw  |   Posted on Oct 19th, 2004

    Kev-O is totally rockin’ the manpris (man capris), wifebeater shirt and untied shoes. He is so skeevy, I can barely stand it. Blech.

  42. Looks like he robbed value village, hun, do you want me to send you some “laces”? Wait, ask your Wifey,she is rich after all, cant she buy you more decent clothe. and please, Shave, you look like an escapee from survivor or something!

  43. Lynsi  |   Posted on Nov 18th, 2004

    Have we seen the real Britney lately? I think not, I miss my girl, the girl that I have supported sense like the eighty…..Britney we wanna be a Slave 4 u again! Please get a grip on reality and come back to us your only 22, The buisness & your fans need you. Let look at the statists here #1 your young, #2 the rates of divorce completely outweigh those unions that do last this day in age! #3 How many of Kevin’s ex-girlfriends have been interviewed that claimed he was faithful, um none! What makes you think you are so special that he wont be cheating on you when things get boring? I mean Im sure your amazing in bed because your a Saggitarus(as is myself), go fire signs! But sex isnt everything! Plese smarten up, and dont bring children into your dommed marriage! Im not even gonna touch subject on him not having a job or you paying his child support. By the way Kevin is not fine & far from it, get a clue..it seems to me you have something to prove. cant blame old Kevvy boy Id milk that shit for what its worth!

  44. Kevin Federline  |   Posted on Dec 4th, 2004

    Fuck you all, my shoes are gangsta, everyone is sporting this lood, you guys dont know anything.

  45. Liza  |   Posted on Dec 14th, 2004

    He is soo hottt, i want him from his shoes and every inch up….

  46. chris  |   Posted on Dec 15th, 2004

    I LOVE IT

  47. stuie  |   Posted on Dec 15th, 2004

    I THINK HE IS SO SMARTS!!! HE MAKES ME THINK OF FUNNY THINGS, LIKE BUNNIES!

  48. Big Tim  |   Posted on Dec 18th, 2004

    Kevin is the shit he is a cool cat and all u jealous muthafuckas need to quit hatein. YO KEV ive got a top notch girl just like u and I get tired of hatin ass people YO KEV STAY UP MY GIRL LOVES BRIT U GUYS ARE GOOD PEEPS FUCK THE WORLD

  49. Butt Chestwell  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2004

    I think Kevin is really sexy. I mean, when he wears those lace-less shoes and the baggy pants, my thong gets twirled up my you-know-what.

  50. Shaved Butt  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2004

    I’m sure Kevin doesn’t care what any of the haters on this message board think. He’s sexy. I’ve heard he shaves his butt and is an amateur DJ, in addition to his sexy dancing. I doubt any of you can say the same, much less seduce me out of my thong like K. Federline.

  51. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2004

    Your right, I cant say that I shave my ass. Wouldent want to either.

  52. DASLICK001  |   Posted on Dec 22nd, 2004

    FEDERLINE IS A FAG.. HIM AND HIS “TOP NOTCH” WOMEN

  53. CeeCee  |   Posted on Dec 28th, 2004

    Kevin has his own style and he is fine. I like that. And he looks like he has a REAL BIG D*C*
    I wish I wouldve gotten to him before Britney…
    Kevin if u ever want a brazilian girl , get @ me.

  54. deuce202  |   Posted on Jan 3rd, 2005

    i think kevin federline sucks dick except for the fact that he has cool shoes and him and britany go good together b/c they’re both trash.

  55. Yaritza  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    I think that kevin have no laces because britney goes with NO LACES!!!

  56. hehe

  57. Chae  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2005

    I hope Shar Jackson takes Brit to the bank. In the state of California the spouse also is obligated to pay child support. Brit deserves it. She is sooooo dumb. Kevin cheats, has a million babies and has no job. Brit please buy a clue. How stupid can you be?

  58. tijuana and pookie  |   Posted on Jan 26th, 2005

    tijuana rocks! go out and buy some snickers and roses and cheeeeeeeze puffs too. brit i loove u girl. i got ur back. rock on

  59. Jackie  |   Posted on Feb 12th, 2005

    I used 2 like britney b-4 she got married 4 the first time,besides KNOWONE can get so drunk they get married 2 some REALLY ugly guy(and i mean ugly)being drunk was just some lame excuse.Anyway Kev’s shoes arent gangsta,a lame imitation of gangsta maybe,but definatly not gangsta,oh and by the way britt ur just gonna be another one of Kev’s bitches that he knocked up and left so i would just give up while u still THINK ur ahead.
    good luck Britts,screw off Kev
    urs truly,
    The 1 who make a lot of sence

  60. dixie cowgirl  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2005

    1. The guy needs to get a life.
    2. So do alot of you guys.
    3.WHO CARES ABOUT SOME DORK’S SHOE LACES?!

    Go ride a bike or somthing……………

  61. Rawkicks  |   Posted on Mar 13th, 2005

    That ir real the way he is rocking his kinck are a extion of who he elly is… Keep rocking !!!

  62. one thing the boy can’t dress and he is a gold digger

  63. god its early  |   Posted on Mar 25th, 2005

    kevin federline likes to drink the urine of small boys…that’s just something I heard somewhere. or made up just now. Listen the point is he is the reason that puppies die sometimes when they are born.

  64. Ducky Do Right  |   Posted on Mar 26th, 2005

    I can’t believe this guy actually gets to bang Brit on a regular basis. Ugh!

  65. padala  |   Posted on Mar 26th, 2005

    Federline is adolescent jerk,anybody can father a baby,but he is unfit to be a father.How can Britney be so stupid.What a waste.

  66. cavosier  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2005

    Kevin Federline iz SO FINE!!! i mean, i usually dont like white guys, but DAMN!!! he makes em look good!!! hez as fine as they come these dayz!! Britney did the right thing by marryin him ASAP. Cuz if she didnt i would have jumped on that.kevin if ur reading this, call me!! my numberz 496 0287. what britney dont know wont hurt her…

  67. ____________________  |   Posted on Apr 13th, 2005

    First Off, Your all pathetic and stupid for judging someone for not wearing his shoes correctly. Second, Everyone knows he is a loser who is fucking Brittany for her money, for christ’s sake he had to hit the “Mother” load sooner or later so he could feed all the little bastards he gave life too. Unfortunately the women were to stupid to Abort the little fuckers, so now there stuck with a bad genetics.

    ~~ Go fuck yourself Society!!!!!!

  68. omg…does she know how slutty this makes her seem pregnant by a guy who just had a baby like six months ago. yes i see this marriage as happily ever after…..NOT!!! I know so many guys who cheat on their wives and girlfriends wait pregnant wives and girlfriends lets give that distinction. it just makes me so sick. i sympathize with shar i just had my son six months ago also with my husband (does not matter if you are married or not there should be that commitment) and pregnancy is a very stressful time and to have a slut come along and add more stress we will see how it goes when she is round as a hot air balloon and no longer attractive her body is her best asset lets be real. lets see how confident she is when her shit hits the fan it just makes me so sick. take it from someone who has been there brit brit being pregnant is very trying even if you are married. your waist line no longer fits those hoochie skirts (i was a fan of them myself had like five)
    lets see how many lap dances kevie kev has then…remember how you looked in that interview after the madonna kiss…not too attractive…look forward to more of those days sweetie!!!

  69. Shanell Powers  |   Posted on Apr 28th, 2005

    I think kevin is doing it real big. I mean the dude can dress. I love him and Britt both but he looks like he only like black girls like me. But I am happy for them both.

  70. Jamila  |   Posted on May 6th, 2005

    I think that calling Kev ghetto is a racist statement, because after all we all know where the word “ghetto” originated from. And apparently what ever you want to call his style of clothing it’s his image, that’s what best describes who he is, Brit must like it so everybody who doesn’t needs to get a life and get out of hers!!!!!!!

  71. Fuck the name  |   Posted on May 10th, 2005

    yOU Have to be down with the nikes. And screw all of you peopel you cant dress but i can hahaha losers.

  72. you’re right, Jackie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kevin federline’s an asshole. he treats women like goats. HE MUSTN’T LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE MUST DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON’T ACCEPT CUNTS LIKE HIM. HE’S THE LAZIEST BASTARD ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, SHAR JACKSON, IS AN IDIOT FOR SAYING THAT HE STILL LOVES HER. THEN WHY THE HELL DID HE LEAVE HER. FUCK YOU, KEVIN FEDERLINE, AND FUCK ALL OF YOUR GODDAMNED RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE A CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR TIME SCREWING WITH WOMEN IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’VE MESSED WITH BRITNEY, AND NOW I’M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. GO FUCK YOURSELF KEVIN!

  74. kevin is a cocksucker

  75. lori stephen  |   Posted on Jun 27th, 2005

    ALL I CAN SAY IS ONLY IN AMERICA…… THIS LOSER KEVIN DROVE A PICK UP TRUCK, SHARED A 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT WITH SIX GUYS, NO JOB, NOT A CENT TO HIS NAME HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT WHEN HE MET BRITANY, AND BRITANY SPEARS THINKS WHEN SHE MET HIM AT THAT BAR THAT SOMEONE SHE KNOWS SET IT UP FOR THEM TO MEET?????? CAN WE SAY BRAINDEAD…. WHAT KIND OF FRIEND WOULD SET HER UP WITH A LOSER LIKE HIM. THE WORST THING SHE COULD HAVE EVER DONE IS GOT PREGNANT BY HIM… I CAN’T BELEIVE THAT A SUPERSTAR LIKE HER WOULD WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH A GUY WHO HAD A PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND, NO JOB, NO MONEY, I MEAN TALK ABOUT A LOSER I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS SO GREAT ABOUT HIM THE DAY SHE MET HIM?????? THIS GUY PROBABLY WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LOOKS BESIDE HIM AND THERES BRITANY SPEARS…. AND HE PROBABLY SAYS TO HIMSELF “ONLY IN AMERICA” WELL AS MY BOYFRIEND SAYS SHE DIDN’T MAKE HER MONEY BY HAVING BRAINS SHE MADE IT BY SINGING….. I’M SURE HER MOTHER WAS SICK TO HER STOMACH WHEN SHE HEARD ABOUT THIS GUY… SHE SPENDS YEARS IN THE BUSINESS TO MARRY A LOSER. A NOBODY.. ALL I CAN SAY IS ONE DAY WHEN HE TAKES HALF HER FORTUNE SHE DESERVES IT.. THE WORLD IS FULL OF MEN WHO COULD OFFER HER THE WORLD. THE ONLY THING HE HAD TO OFFER HER IS WHAT A DICK?? WAKE UP LITTLE GIRL.YOU MARRIED A LOSER…

  76. well i want to say that kevin its so damn hot his shoes too and i really feel good for them cause their baby and stuff they make a good couple and im not jealous cause i know he is never goin to be mine but i do wanna husband like him he looks better than everybody in the whole world i would marry him in this moment if he ask me out and about the shoelaces who cares i like his ghetto style who doesnt i love it!!! and if he is poor who cares at least i dont he can teach me how do dance and i remind y’all he got a good paycheck from britney cause he was her dancer ya tu sabes!!!

  77. Justin  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    He is poor by Brittney’s standards, but rich as hell compared to everyone who just posted about him. Most girls i know like guys wearing their shoes unlaced like that anyway.

  78. Taunya Jefferson  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2005

    I like you kevin, you are the most coolest cat I every know and Kevin if Britany Love you, you just keep Love her right back and take care the Baby and Britany. you both make and nice couple. my tip is to Love one another forevery, you both live good. Love You!

  79. hey,
    i have made my 2nd yahoo group, this one is for Kevin Federline
    (brit’s man) so eny fans of him plz join it!
    spread the word!

    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/KevinFederline2005

    He has this “bad boy attitude”.
    He has the look and style to go with
    it.
    His scruffy shaved face,
    his baggy shorts or jeans,
    his no-shoe laces look!

  80. Brittany  |   Posted on Jul 26th, 2005

    He is a fag and I hope he ends up in a gutter or riverbank.

  81. Will Perpinka  |   Posted on Aug 24th, 2005

    Well he tapped Shar jackson, so he must be doing something right. I give him props.

  82. bard  |   Posted on Aug 25th, 2005

    his is a fuckin gangsta and his shoes are pimpin i have my shoes like that and everyone loves them

  83. Idntgivafuk_biatch  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2005

    FUCK DAT TRAILOR TRASH MOFO WANNABE RAPPER. HE IS JUS IN FO DA MONEY! BASTARD!!! COULD CARE LESS ABOUT ALL THAT HATIN SHIT SOME OF U SAYING, I JUST HATE DA MOTHA FUCKER TO HELL!!!! BASTARD!!!

  84. Gustie  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2005

    I think it’s cute because he looks comfortable and sexy all you idiots who say he looks stupid are just jelous because ya’ll can’t pull the look off and have Britany.

  85. dagame  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2005

    Yea fo real dats gangster rite der.

  86. ben dover  |   Posted on Oct 26th, 2005

    go suck a tramps testicle u wanker kevin

  87. joei  |   Posted on Nov 1st, 2005

    First of all Gustie, (October 13 post), learn how to spell. Second, people with a ghetto like attitude like you are the ones who ruin a good pair of tennis shoes.

    Kevin Federline is so damn disgusting. Why doesnt he just dress normal? Britney marrying Kevin and calling him her dream guy tells alot about who she is, and what she is really like. A ghetto chick herself.

  88. alex  |   Posted on Nov 5th, 2005

    fuck kevin shar is fine britteny is just a hasbeen bimbo

  89. KEVIN ,MY ADVICE TO U IS SINCE U HAVE ALL THIS MONEY FROM BRITNEY,GO TO FUCKIN SCHOOL AND BE SOMEBODY,BE A LAWYER OR A DOCTOR. THAT UR WIFE WILL BE PROUD OF U AND UR CHILDREN.HELP HER GO THRU LIFE WITH UR CHILD,AND OTHER CHILD.RAPPING IS NOT FOR U.STOP PLAYING SOMEONE THAT U ARE NOT.SOONER OR LATER,U WILL LOOSE IT ALL.ITS NOT ALL ABOUT DICK!LOOSER!

  90. Latina  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2005

    I just hope a divorce is around the corner. Britney needs to get far away …Kevin, those shoes were made for walking … so keep stepping!

  91. Torrie  |   Posted on Dec 13th, 2005

    Omg, Kevin is just so damn sexy! I dont know why people are offended by his style. I think it’s really cool and ghetto. I really LOVE Kevin, he’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Wow, Britney is really lucky to have a dude like him. If he was mine, I’d do him in a second!

  92. My Goodness she could not just go out and get herself a decent black man instead of some walmart wannabe b boi

  93. monilovve  |   Posted on Dec 27th, 2005

    He just thinks he is a gansta wannabe…With his cool nasty no shoelaces dirty looking shoes.

  94. JessPress  |   Posted on Dec 28th, 2005

    Damn! You all need to go back to school and learn how to spel!

  95. ConspiracyDave  |   Posted on Dec 29th, 2005

    This Kevin guys brain stopped developing after age 16. He’s stuck in stupid teenager I wanna be a rockstar (well nowadays everyone wants to be a rapstar) mode.

    I hate useless pieces of trash like this, people like him are the absolute mentally braindead garbage this country is pumping out on a daily basis.

    What a stupid fucking overgrown idiot.

  96. Brian-Ohio  |   Posted on Jan 5th, 2006

    Maybe he cant afford good clothes hello he is skum britney pays for everything he gots i think britney would be a lot better if she loses the loser and gets back into her goody goody style where she is awesome at. toodoles

  97. Kasha JOhnson  |   Posted on Jan 11th, 2006

    Omg, is he trying to act like a gangsta to match is rap song? “You Can call me daddy Cousin”?! Lol
    He is just such a LOSER.

    KEVIN U SUCK!

  98. Jennifer  |   Posted on Jan 13th, 2006

    Kevin is white trash..I saw a Pic of him and his “peeps”.All white TRASH!!!!! I never liked Brit,I kindda feel sorry for her and the Children..Brit,get away from him…He has pretty much made her into white trash bye proxy…Goodluck kids..Daddy a nasty ass MFer.

  99. Darren  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2006

    I would love to rub my face on Kevin Federline’s cute round butt cheeks. He is such a stud.

  100. PKPK  |   Posted on Oct 9th, 2006

    In this day and age its hard to find someone as universally hated as kevin federline… but then we found kevin federline. (I wonder if he realizes the connection between “we hate”, and “we don’t by that shit you call music”.

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