Jeez, how did I miss this? THANKS Mark Whatevs for revealing the buzz:

“The alleged stalker of Britney Spears outside her Santa Monica Apartment with a large bag of popcorn. When asked why he had so much popcorn he said it was for him and Britney to eat as they watch TV tonight. When told that Britney’s minders have been watching him and that she thinks he is a stalker he replied that he is not. Minutes later he ran off down the road as one of Britney’s minders had seen him.”

Popcorn! Why didn’t I think of that? Here I was waiting for her to google Kevin Federline.