The blogosphere is abuzz with rumors about Julian Casablancas’ secret girlfriend’s secret weblog. A pat on the (broken) back of Lindsay for finding it. (Yes, we realize it’s probably fake, but read it anyway.)
Thanks Ellen for the screengrabs below. (Here‘s the purported author.)
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To be fair, my lovely roommate Sarah found it first, but since she’s on a plane to the VMAs, all-expenses-paid, I don’t mind taking the credit!
i swear that part about the picture of the guy wearing overalls in LA is from another website…ikeepadiary.com i think. either this site is total bullshit or this girl is a moron who just steals bits from other places (like most of the blog-o-dome). either way, it’s pretty funny.
none of her “fabulous” photos show up.
damn.
And just like that, *bam* it’s gone.
wow, i hit refresh and it was gone. just like that.
I’m not sippin’ the Haterade but — no.
well, it was good while it lasted anyways..
i got through most of it before it was deleted – it was pretty amazingly detailed
i have a feeling the pics never worked (all had exceeded photbucket bandwith), but a few comments in earlier entries actually reacted to them
Scott, you ruin people’s lives! (Sarcasm) She deleted the blog in .15 minutes after you posted.
omg – i cant believe that i didnt get to see this. oh well, life goes on.
oh well…you are more than welcome to check my blog Sociopathetic
http://sociopathetic.blogspot.com/
> Scott, you ruin people’s lives! (Sarcasm) She
> deleted the blog in .15 minutes after you
> posted.
Nope, not me! It was all the Gawker traffic that killed it! Bad Jessica.
Yeah, I posted earlier about “Chirstina”. Maybe someone can identify her, as I added a picture of her:
http://www.witz.org/archives/000173.html
ftp://hometown.aol.com/xochristinayo/
i had checked this before and there were these horrible golf fotos and one of some guy standing next to john mayer. now everything is gone. hrm.
dorking out on the xochristinayo tip:
http://mb.sparknotes.com/mb.epl?r=1&b=521&m=97562&p=17&t=61567&w=1
“Favorite Band: Dave Matthews Band “
if someone had alot of time on their hands, they should check out all ib schools in the tri-state area (or entire us for that matter), then check out all christinas who graduated ’04…. and one of them must be “mrs. casablancas”
i read it before it was deleted, and she kept mentioning how she was going to columbia. what columbia student has time to be following the strokes around?
i know lots of columbia students that have time to follow their coke addled noses around the world, so if this girl is fer realz, then yeah…she has time.
i logged on to the strokes’ homepage for the first time in my life….christina must have been there alot
i found a nice pic of julian and his birthday cake:
(was this the pic that she had in her blog?)
> (was this the pic that she had in her blog?)
yes
she cannot be for real. any girl that was “dating” julian would not be so cheesy in her blog. come on and that pic is straight off the strokes.com
but nice research you guys really, well done. anymore would be great to see.
remember this?
http://irisbee.diaryland.com/
so sad that this was gone-it was a highly entertaining read. i was more interested in the libertines material than the strokes stuff. gotta give the girl(?) props for reading nme cover to cover. and i’m sure that she was really helping carl through his “depression”. haw!
This girl is full of shit but I do think Julian and Juliet Joslin are history
Aw damn, it’s gone? I figured it was BS though. I used to make up stories about dating my famous crushes when I was a kid too.
If she was being honest, she would have not deleted the blog. It’s common sense. Then again, pathological liars have the tendency of suddenly “freaking” out when they’re discovered. In her case, she impulsively deleted the page. I still remember that jornalist who was fired from the NY Times for writing bullshit articles and how perfect the articles actually were. I give the girl props if she actually thinks she’s Julian’s girlfriend and had enough “courage” to create a blog denouncing her fantasies.
I’m Brandon Flowers’ girlfriend — but SHHHH! don’t tell anyone! again…I’M BRANDON FLOWERS’ GIRLFRIEND! SHHH!!
A while ago she was under the name “irisbee”, which was mentioned before. Some people at the strokes mb found her blog and were talking about it. Eventually a girl started posting saying she knew the girl and it was true, the strange thing was this girl had the exact same email as “irisbee”. The story lines were exactly the same, so I’m sure they’re the same person.
When confronted she gets really pissed off and deffensive, then runs away. Pretty amusing anyway!
well even if she was a bullshit artist, she was cute enough, as well as creative. i’d tap it.
I don’t care all that much for The Strokes. But I know I’ll never look that fucking cool sitting in front of a birthday cake. (Is it really a birthday cake? Oh, who cares…)
Yeah when I was younger my friend and I pretended we dated famous people too. I covetted the heart of the ever so dreamy Brad Renfro and Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Then I grew up.
Hopefully this girl can do the same, and also laugh at her stupidty. I sure do. After I sigh heavily.
i reckon it was def hers.
why would you delete it?
this girl looks very similar to the two actresses in the strokes’ next video – mila kunis and eva mendes. just a thought.
if yay is right and it’s the same girl with the golf photos, i’ve found a name….she’s just a kid. an apparently completely misguided but ultimately entertaining kid.
I am dating Lindsay Lohan. Just don’t tell Fez.
If that picture of her is her, then I saw her on the train last week. I think we chatted, I forget.
What a nitwit.
People should have realized it was fake from the moment she mentioned Julian taking a shower.
now her journal reads:
“I thought ahead. Consider that.
what? thought ahead and didn’t delete your fanfiction page?
considered dumb.
but.. it couldn’t be true…
julian is with juliet…
so.. it couldn’t be true…
and apperantly.. they are not over
this is only semi-bullshit. purposely so – she’s not stupid.
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what a stupid gurl!
lol i fink she iz funny i enjoyed reading the ‘blog’, she shud b a novelist, dat shit i read woz better than sum of the books i’v read, she obviously has one hell of an imagination or she is just a really good reasearcher, maybe a bit of both!!! by the way alot of that stuff i’v read sumwer else so it can’t be true, regards to lindsayism.com.
I was at the Western Park V festival, and all the stuff she put was stuff that she could have found in nme there is nothing original about her story.
But hey she has one damn good imagination if it aint true. Im doing an imaginative writing degree and I dont think I could come up with a story like that.
Also was she not gutted about throwing up in front of such a famous guy. I gutted when it happens in front of my BF.
Wish I could have read the whole thing though.& the question still remains why put it on the internet where millions of people can read it, then delete it when it gets a bit of exposure, seems a bit sussed.
I was at the Western Park V festival, and all the stuff she put was stuff that she could have found in nme there is nothing original about her story.
But hey she has one damn good imagination if it aint true. Im doing an imaginative writing degree and I dont think I could come up with a story like that.
Also was she not gutted about throwing up in front of such a famous guy. I gutted when it happens in front of my BF.
Wish I could have read the whole thing though.& the question still remains why put it on the internet where millions of people can read it, then delete it when it gets a bit of exposure, seems a bit sussed.
ok, a lot of the things i read on her little things are from over things taht hes said, on other websites, i dont remember which ones though, the one about, if only i could hide it as well as you do, that is from something else, from somewhere else, ive read it before, and a lot of the things ive read that this person has put, ive read before, coincidence, or is she just a lying lil liar, lol, well, i love jules!!!
material girl luvs ya babe!!!
tht girl is a big liar i dotn believ any of hte shit shes written about .
hi! soy de mexico y tengo una foto de la verdadera novia de julian casablancas , en mi punto de vista la chika es linda ademas se me hace sexy. si kieren conocerla mandenme un mail o agregarme.
Hi I’m new to all of this… but I have interesting information to share that maybe some of you dont know. I live in Westerly,RI and work in a Record store. Every single holiday weekend Julian Casablancas comes in to my store. We first noticed him during the spring time, about Memorial day weekend, and from there on in hes visited our store every holiday weekend. It’s rather exciting. It must be because, Miss Juliet Joslin lives close by in Watch Hill. I approached him for an autograph the first time I saw him and he was very nice, a little slow, but very nice.
sorry… i realize this post is about 6 years old, but which record store in Westerly? Looney Tunes II by any chance? I’m from the area and wondering where I might run into Julian Casablancas…
it’s a fabulous phograph. you are really brilliant!
you are a great guy.your musik is like you:famous and special
sorry for my english but i’m french!
big kisses for julian that i admire forever…
it’s still me!
you are perfect
soy el fan numero uno de casablancas aca desde mexico. (:
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Why do i find this to be total bull….hmmm….?
that picture of julian on his birthday is on hundereds of other sites…. this girls a faker.. although the text sounds pretty convincing.
Julian is married with Juliet Joslin.Oh yeah!
Julian is hot. Dont know much about him but the little girl seems to be lying. Yah she is kinda convincing…
o please like u r really julian’s girlfriend…
BRANDON IS HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUAJAAAJAJJAAJAJA YEAH, SHURE…….THAT PHOTO IS ON A LOT OF WEBSITES.. AND THE TEXT..JAJAJAJAJAJAJA..MAKES ME LAUGH..JAJJAJAJ
HELLO I’M STEPHANIE AND I VERY EXITING FOR THE STARTING OF THE STROKES IN THE AGENTINA , I’M ARGENTINA, KISSES STEPHANIE!!
estefy_ladesiempre@hotmail.com
LET’S GO ALL AT THE B.U.E 2005 IN ARGENTINA OHHHHHHH YEAHHHH BABY. JULIAN TE COJO PAPAAAAAAAAAAA
jajajaja i totally agree with the girl who wrote before me.. =)
i´m argentinian too, the show was fucking great, i´ve never seen a band that imponent on stage.
and…yeah…i´m his secret argentinian girlfrien…really..i am…(???)..
yeah right.
anyus_86@hotmail.com
yeap…she´s his girlfriend…she convinced me…
anyway…i agree with the girl who wrote before me, i´m argentinian too and the show they gave was fucking great.. the most imponent band on stage i´ve seen in a long time..
kissessss =)
anyus_86@hotmail.com
estas como quieres papasote julian casablancas papucho quiereo una noche contigo papason
first of all: all the shit you said about the time you were with him in the bathroom is bull shit , i read an article where he said some similar stuff about other shit.
secon of all: the picture of him at his bday party is AVALABLE at TheStrokes.com
And last thing is married or going out with Juliet Joslin, your just jealous
ILOVE THE STROKES and I LOVE JULIAN. a true fan would never lie about that shit
LOVE U JUles!!
wtf? are you a fan or a wannabe? or both? cause a real fan wouldnt make up this kind of bull unless you were 11 years old XD little shit you are!
Julian is married to Juliet Joslin (now Casablancas)
So unless your Juliet, you can’t be dating him.
And he really is married to Juliet : on the last page of the little book we get when we buy a CD, where all the lyrics are …ect. for IMPRESSION OF EARTH , well on their (The Strokes) thanks page it say THANKS TO JULIET CASABLANCAS,… along with other people, AND of course to the FANS…V
I love the Strokes!
Ok you guys julian is already married to juliet joslin the manager of the strokes. and anyways the story sounds made up to me. Christina is a fake
Hey about my last comment if you watch the juicebox video he is wearing a ring on his left hand, i wonder what is happening with him and juliet???????
liar
“jules”is my idol,because he is a very good singer and very good writer.i’m don’t know english i’m argentinian and i’m young:i’m 14. i’m don’t hate juliet because he is happy with she i’m too happy
“jules”is my idol,because he is a very good singer and very good writer.i’m don’t know english i’m argentinian and i’m young:i’m 14. i’m don’t hate juliet because he is happy with she i’m too happy
“jules”is my idol,because he is a very good singer and very good writer.i’m don’t know english i’m argentinian and i’m young:i’m 14. i’m don’t hate juliet because he is happy with she i’m too happy
“jules”is my idol,because he is a very good singer and very good writer.i’m don’t know english i’m argentinian and i’m young:i’m 14. i’m don’t hate juliet because he is happy with she i’m too happy
“jules”is my idol,because he is a very good singer and very good writer.i’m don’t know english i’m argentinian and i’m young:i’m 14. i’m don’t hate juliet because he is happy with she i’m too happy
“jules”is my idol,because he is a very good singer and very good writer.i’m don’t know english i’m argentinian and i’m young:i’m 14. i’m don’t hate juliet because he is happy with she i’m too happy
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
“JULES”:I LIKE YOUR SONGS VERY MUCH,SO I LIKE THE STROKES.I LIKE THINKS DO YOU WRITE!!!
I THINK THAT THE STROKES COME BACK TO ARGENTINA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE.
YOUR FIRST FAN:JOHANNA(ME)
YOU ARE VERY VERY VERY…BEAUTIFUL
JULES:
MY FAVOURITE SONG FOR YOU ARE:”juicebox AND last nite”
YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL SINGER!!!!!
I LIKEN YOU,VERY MUCH!!!
I THINK THAT THE BAND WILL TRIUNFATE IN THE WORLD!!
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BAND!
WHEN YOU COME TO ARGENTINA I STAY IN YOUR CONCERT!!!!
LEILA
JULES:
MY FAVOURITE SONG FOR YOU ARE:”juicebox AND last nite”
YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL SINGER!!!!!
I LIKEN YOU,VERY MUCH!!!
I THINK THAT THE BAND WILL TRIUNFATE IN THE WORLD!!
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BAND!
WHEN YOU COME TO ARGENTINA I STAY IN YOUR CONCERT!!!!
LEILA
JULES:
MY FAVOURITE SONG FOR YOU ARE:”juicebox AND last nite”
YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL SINGER!!!!!
I LIKEN YOU,VERY MUCH!!!
I THINK THAT THE BAND WILL TRIUNFATE IN THE WORLD!!
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BAND!
WHEN YOU COME TO ARGENTINA I STAY IN YOUR CONCERT!!!!
LEILA
JULES:
MY FAVOURITE SONG FOR YOU ARE:”juicebox AND last nite”
YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL SINGER!!!!!
I LIKEN YOU,VERY MUCH!!!
I THINK THAT THE BAND WILL TRIUNFATE IN THE WORLD!!
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BAND!
WHEN YOU COME TO ARGENTINA I STAY IN YOUR CONCERT!!!!
LEILA
JULES:
MY FAVOURITE SONG FOR YOU ARE:”juicebox AND last nite”
YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL SINGER!!!!!
I LIKEN YOU,VERY MUCH!!!
I THINK THAT THE BAND WILL TRIUNFATE IN THE WORLD!!
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BAND!
WHEN YOU COME TO ARGENTINA I STAY IN YOUR CONCERT!!!!
LEILA
JULES:
MY FAVOURITE SONG FOR YOU ARE:”juicebox AND last nite”
YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL SINGER!!!!!
I LIKEN YOU,VERY MUCH!!!
I THINK THAT THE BAND WILL TRIUNFATE IN THE WORLD!!
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BAND!
WHEN YOU COME TO ARGENTINA I STAY IN YOUR CONCERT!!!!
LEILA
JULES:
MY FAVOURITE SONG FOR YOU ARE:”juicebox AND last nite”
YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL SINGER!!!!!
I LIKEN YOU,VERY MUCH!!!
I THINK THAT THE BAND WILL TRIUNFATE IN THE WORLD!!
I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BAND!
WHEN YOU COME TO ARGENTINA I STAY IN YOUR CONCERT!!!!
LEILA
jules:i like all your songs.all you do.i like your hair
,your eyes, your mouth, your hands i am your first FAN!!!!!!!!!!11111
jules show a pcture of your dick and balls or you in ashower or naked!!!!!
hahahaha every1 here is crazy man! but verry honest, i only just recently found out that julez was married, but if this cristina chick was any kind of fan to this fucking BRILLIANT artist julian casablancas, then she wouldent make up pathetic stories about him and a secret afair or some shit, julian would never cheat on his wife, he is a hot bastard who has a reputation so hunny, GET URE FACTS STRAIGHT!
LOVE THE STROKES 4EVER!
Love gemma from australia